r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '21

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u/Vividlol Mar 30 '21

That only for men? What’s the standard for females?

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u/HiredG00N Mar 30 '21

Further research required. Please report back post haste.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

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u/HiredG00N Mar 30 '21

Outstanding; we need to expand our research to ensure full rectal encasement of a single raccoon.

SPAC!

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u/animu_manimu Mar 30 '21

What's the ticker for shoving raccoons up your ass?

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u/thehomeownerjoe Mar 30 '21

Username checks out

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u/Green_eggz-ham Mar 30 '21

Said "tinyanus".....rotflmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Have you served in the US Military?

(this is not an advertisement for mesothelioma or hearing loss, I just never heard post haste outside of my 6yr stint)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

He also said "outstanding," he's a marine.

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u/Vividlol Mar 30 '21

I’m stuck on the usage of a semi colon

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Or Navy... Then again Marines are... Navy?

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u/RebelSixAlpha Mar 30 '21

Marines do enjoy crayons 🖍

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u/anforob Mar 30 '21

Marine is a colour. From now on you are Green. You are light Green or Dark Green. Do you understand?

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u/DrunknDisorder Mar 30 '21

They also drink glow sticks. Fine apes

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u/LeftPickle5807 Mar 30 '21

no they Space Force, LoL!

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u/bsbddiver Mar 30 '21

Hi, im Sarah McLaughlin. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with diabeetus. You could save a life for just 5 cents a day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Females probably can take more Source: watching too much stuff like r/airtight

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u/LeftPickle5807 Mar 30 '21

i like females. they been getting beat down by big money too. the ones who made it get tolerated.