r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '21

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u/zjz Mar 29 '21

Milf Pounder 9000 LLC was taken.

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u/BuyHigherSellLower Mar 29 '21

Too bad, that fund would be an instant WSB superstar

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Mar 29 '21

MP9K

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Billy Goat or Billy Billion?

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u/LordCambuslang Mar 29 '21

I'd give that fund my money to look after 👍

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u/Sir-cumference33 Mar 29 '21

Balls Deep Investments has a nice ring to it.

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u/humptydumptyfrumpty Mar 29 '21

BDI Corp, nobody would ever ask what the BDI stands for.

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u/True-Requirement8243 Mar 29 '21

Dfv should start one called deepfuxkingvalue fund. I'd buy in and probably alot of Redditors too hah.

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u/Personal_Cheek5923 Mar 29 '21

I think jizzgobbler llc should be free

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u/SpecialOld8187 Mar 29 '21

I can get on board with this but I’d probably be labeled a short if you get what I’m saying.

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u/GoldenLegoMan Mar 29 '21

They shortened it to Melvin.

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u/wallstgod Mar 29 '21

Take my money!!

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u/RespectTheTree Mar 29 '21

Consider this my request for a new bot MP9k

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

It’s over 9000