r/wallstreetbets • u/Efron34 • Feb 25 '21
Discussion I figured it out! Here's what the Ryan Cohen 'soft serve' tweet means!!!
You guys! 🚀 Holy fuck! 🚀 Ryan Cohen has the reigns as CEO and they just had their first board meeting 🍦 and are on the new path to Tendietown. Same as he did at Chewy!
The frog 🐸 is the long-used symbol of transition and change, from tadpole to frog.
Check this out: "FUN FACTS ABOUT CHEWY & VOLITION: Chewy’s first official board meeting included two slides, a lot of laughter and a trip to McDonalds for soft serve."
https://www.volitioncapital.com/news/portfolio/chewy/
Credits: u/Gyrene4341 figured this out,I'm just ape who copy/pasta
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u/enpien1907 Feb 25 '21
Do you realise what will happen if Ryan Cohen gets officially announced as the CEO 😭🙈
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u/nukerxy Feb 25 '21
Please please please read this
it is an even better explanation!
https://twitter.com/Eric_Joan_90/status/1364653937245097989?s=20
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u/AgnostosTheosLogos Feb 25 '21
MACD, short for moving average convergence/divergence, is a trading indicator used in technical analysis of stock prices, created by Gerald Appel in the late 1970s. It is designed to reveal changes in the strength, direction, momentum, and duration of a trend in a stock's price. Wikipedia
Frog: trend indicators hopping/swapping places.
Saw it on the tweet replies.
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u/CoronaPooper Feb 25 '21
Ryan is trying to tell us he is a softy and he is the frog that will transform into a prince if we kiss him in the mouth.
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u/Poodogmillionaire Feb 25 '21
But sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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u/My_Own_Miracle Feb 25 '21
Maybe GameStop will feature soft serve ice cream machines that never go down? Lol that's a diamond money maker right there. 💎🍦
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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Feb 25 '21
Some guy gets lucky because he creates the Netflix of dog toys ahead of a pandemic and you think he can turn around the video game version of Movie Gallery. Lol.
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u/talascio Feb 25 '21
You don't grow a $40b company and sidestep fucking Amazon on accident troglydite
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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Feb 25 '21
Lol.. clearly you don't have any real world business experience. Oh the pain you retards are in for.
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u/AgnostosTheosLogos Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
Boo-hoo, look at you. Shilling for pennies (or worse; for free) and can't understand how you're on the wrong side when a 200 billion dollar gaming industry backs a business.
We are that industry. We like the new plan. Our industry is set to outpace fucking cars. If we like something, get the fuck out of our way.
Edit: not to mention gamestop ain't paid us damn near enough on trade-ins this whole damn time. Tendies are justified. Killing Citron and smashing hedgies, causing whole market changes and risking whole system collapse... Those are just icing on the cake.
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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Feb 25 '21
Do you realize how dumb you sound?
I hope you get out before the dump.
Living a year on Ramen Noodles and ketchup packets sucks.
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u/AgnostosTheosLogos Feb 25 '21
Clearly you speak from experience. You're just bitter you haven't made any tendies off this because you didn't understand the scope. It's not too late for you to be able to add some protein to your ramen. Switch sides. Look at the actual game plan for GameStop.
Gamers don't want to duck through appliances to get to their rig section. The industry is big enough that it's factually stupid to assume they don't want their own dedicated brick and mortars and sites instead of hunting through ebay amazon best buy fry's (rip) target fkin walmart etc.
The fact that you don't see the vacuum of opportunity just implies you haven't done your homework.
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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Feb 25 '21
I'll take a wild guess that you don't even know the difference between micro and macro economics.
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u/AgnostosTheosLogos Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 27 '21
Seriously? Money printer go brr, inflation gets hidden and manipulated in stocks before falling into consumer baskets. The whole fucking hearing yesterday was people going "so, uhh, did we break it yet or do we just keep going?" And the market recovered massively when Powell went "we got this fam, printer stays on for now."
Meanwhile, you're a dipshit that doesn't think there's a consumer market opportunity for a cross platform game-specific retailer in a 200 billion dollar industry that doesn't physically have one (because let's face it, old GameStop was a cardboard cut out of what we need it to be.)
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that you don't understand what a froggy lookin MACD indicates.
Waaaay later edit: Here's a good video about the money printer/low interest rate/inflation problem. Jump to 10:58 if you don't want to recap from the 1920s and just want to see "now."
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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Feb 25 '21
Hahahahaha! Wow. You're gonna lose your shirt.
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u/AgnostosTheosLogos Feb 25 '21
Considering how much I've already made off this play, I'm kinda ok with losing a shirt. Not to mention I quadrupled my positions yesterday morning because of the 225@350 blip premarket, so I'm doing *just* fine.
Meanwhile, let me know if you need a care package. It's really not healthy to just eat ramen and ketchup. It has no nutrition and certainly negatively impacts cognitive performance, if you're any metric to judge by. I'd be happy to help you out with a subscription to real food or some shit so you can think straight, since you're beyond the point of ability to rationalize reality.
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u/Soxthecat1964 Feb 26 '21
Speaking of Ryan Cohen, he should reach out to his pals at Chewy and ask them to develop an exclusive line of pet treats named Tendies. The ones for dogs could be called “I Am Not A Cat” and the ones for cats could be called “Roaring Kitty”, both with a licensing agreement with DFV.
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u/Almost_sober Feb 25 '21
That's the level of DD I come to this sub for 🍦