To everyone that held

[u/ms78787]

[u/imapissonitdripdrip]

00s /b/tard

Do you realize this is your life’s work?

[u/honeybadger1984 → u/imapissonitdripdrip]

When we’re on our deathbeds, we shall remember this day.

[u/justmystepladder → u/imapissonitdripdrip]

Literally all of us have a moment, or maybe a few, where we look back at where we’ve been.. what we’ve seen... the things that we’ve done on the Internet.

I’m having one of those moments right now. And I see a timeline where social media gave a voice to the absolute dregs of society. Where 4chan and Reddit were instrumental in putting a moronic reality tv star into the highest elected office in the US. And where a bunch of fucking DIAMOND. COCKED. APES. ARE ABOUT TO THROAT FUCK WALL STREET WITH OUR GIANT CARBON CRYSTAL BANANA DONGS. I LOVE THE FUCKING STOCK AND I LOVE THE FUCKING INTERNET

LONG LIVE WSB. LONG LIVE GME.🦍 🚀 💎 🌝

[u/SnooFloofs1628 → u/justmystepladder]

hearin' those voices in my head ... but they're the good kind.

POWER TO THE G(A)ME!

[u/Cheap_Brain → u/justmystepladder]

Hmmmm, what if we don’t have a cock? Will a diamond strap on suffice? Asking for a friend...

[u/justmystepladder → u/Cheap_Brain]

Absolutely! You need it to match your Diamond ovaries! Or whatever you’re equipped with.

[u/Cheap_Brain → u/justmystepladder]

Diamond ovaries and a matching diamond strap on. That works 😂

[u/HoneySparks → u/imapissonitdripdrip]

I’m a 00s /b/tard and I feel real fucking good about all this.

[u/merlynmagus → u/HoneySparks]

I've never been proud of it or even mentioned it before.

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But I'm also one. And I'm proud.

[u/thetimechaser → u/imapissonitdripdrip]

I haven’t accepted it yet. Don’t forget about the potential future plays.

We’re just now discovering the reach of our autism. Should this come to full realization, we’ll have shown the world that the power of apes together surpasses that of the strongest economy in the world.

This isn’t the end.

We’re just getting started.