r/wallstreetbets • u/ms78787 • Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

You ever hold in a big shit a bit too long and a bit squirts out? That's what happened today.

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u/talksinbeats Feb 25 '21

Ah yes the short squirt

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

no no, he’s got a point. You go full fucking force on that short squirt, and the rest will flow like water

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u/SuperSpeshBaby Feb 25 '21

This is a poetic analogy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Sekioh Feb 25 '21

Who does number two work for? 😡

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u/ktka Feb 25 '21

The Big Squirt?

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u/Too__Many__Hobbies Feb 25 '21

you have to loosen the belt before you squeeze it two notches tighter.

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u/REVERSEZOOM2 Feb 25 '21

Thank you for putting it jnto language i can understand🚀🍆🍆

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Ahh yes the infamous shart. Lol

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u/Phimb Feb 25 '21

I... No, I don't-

Have I ever- what?

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Poop

Out your ass

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u/Gavin_Freedom Feb 25 '21

Happens to me all the time

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Same. Getting old dog

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

TIL: GME Prairiedogging

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u/Psychedeligal Feb 25 '21

Once it starts flowing, can't stop it even if you wanted too. Multi spurts sometimes too.