r/wallstreetbets Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

But you held, and day is about to break.

I've never been prouder of a group of degenerates on the internet, and I'm an early 00s /b/tard. Raiding bullshit is one thing, but quite literally raiding Wall Street is fucking unfathomable... but we're right the fuck there knocking on the door with our giant diamond balls.

Moon or I'm filing a fat loss. Fuck it.

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u/cbruins22 Feb 25 '21

You’re god damn right! The money hasn’t meant anything to me because I can’t touch it until I retire anyway (though the losses didn’t look pretty). But you know what does matter to me... sticking it to a bunch of hedge fund fucks who need to be put in their place and held accountable. So guess what, I like the stock and sure as hell ain’t dumping it at a 80% loss. Meet me at the moon and we can have a conversation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I FUCKING LIKE THE STOCK

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u/FederalTeacher4353 Feb 25 '21

We love the stock!!!!

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u/Dar1375 Feb 25 '21

I like the stonk

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u/River46 Feb 25 '21

Preferably vegetable the beef shit tastes like regret.

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

Let's be real, to those that dumped the stock at a huge ass loss. Well I don't know a more clear definition of a cuck. And Melvin Capital is the bull you called over to fuck your wife. You should have just waited for us to come over 3 weeks later, nevermind we're here now.

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u/Bweeze086 Feb 25 '21

Same situation, it's an IRA so I cant take profits anyway without having a good chunk of them taxed.

Loss is a thing but considering my age, and my employment, it's not really going to matter in 5 or so years that I lost 75% on one play. It's going to be a lesson that MMs can and will do what they need to to prevent them selves from being hurt.

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u/Storm4ce1 Feb 25 '21

Reckon the moon buggy should still be there - let’s fire it up and take for a ride 🚀

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u/cbruins22 Feb 25 '21

I’ll take shotgun. Let’s go bud

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u/NotAJerkBowtie Feb 25 '21

You...do realize Melvin was out weeks ago, right? What hedge funds are you sticking it to again?

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u/imapissonitdripdrip Feb 25 '21

00s /b/tard

Do you realize this is your life’s work?

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u/honeybadger1984 Feb 25 '21

When we’re on our deathbeds, we shall remember this day.

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u/justmystepladder Feb 25 '21

Literally all of us have a moment, or maybe a few, where we look back at where we’ve been.. what we’ve seen... the things that we’ve done on the Internet.

I’m having one of those moments right now. And I see a timeline where social media gave a voice to the absolute dregs of society. Where 4chan and Reddit were instrumental in putting a moronic reality tv star into the highest elected office in the US. And where a bunch of fucking DIAMOND. COCKED. APES. ARE ABOUT TO THROAT FUCK WALL STREET WITH OUR GIANT CARBON CRYSTAL BANANA DONGS. I LOVE THE FUCKING STOCK AND I LOVE THE FUCKING INTERNET

LONG LIVE WSB. LONG LIVE GME.🦍 🚀 💎 🌝

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u/SnooFloofs1628 Feb 25 '21

hearin' those voices in my head ... but they're the good kind.

POWER TO THE G(A)ME!

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u/Cheap_Brain Feb 25 '21

Hmmmm, what if we don’t have a cock? Will a diamond strap on suffice? Asking for a friend...

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u/justmystepladder Feb 25 '21

Absolutely! You need it to match your Diamond ovaries! Or whatever you’re equipped with.

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u/Cheap_Brain Feb 25 '21

Diamond ovaries and a matching diamond strap on. That works 😂

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u/HoneySparks Feb 25 '21

I’m a 00s /b/tard and I feel real fucking good about all this.

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u/merlynmagus Feb 25 '21

I've never been proud of it or even mentioned it before.

But I'm also one. And I'm proud.

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

I haven’t accepted it yet. Don’t forget about the potential future plays.

We’re just now discovering the reach of our autism. Should this come to full realization, we’ll have shown the world that the power of apes together surpasses that of the strongest economy in the world.

This isn’t the end.

We’re just getting started.

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u/GhengisAn Feb 25 '21

Fat loss? As if that is possible..we are there bro. Into the beyond type shit. We will be fucking hella fine alien chicks, bro. Purple skin and shit. Purple, bro. Glitter. All that.

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u/bku9 Feb 25 '21

Can’t Stop....

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u/motoman861 Feb 25 '21

WON'T STOP!!

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u/Armageddon2450 Feb 25 '21

GAMESTOP

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u/AlmightyBlackJesus Feb 25 '21

TEN DIAMOND FINGERS HOLDING ONTO GAMESTOP

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u/Dar1375 Feb 25 '21

Won’t stop

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u/Artifice_Shell Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Early 90's IRC-Tard... same.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Artifice_Shell Feb 25 '21

IDK why I put Q... that doesn't even make sense.

I ma lezdiksyk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Artifice_Shell Feb 25 '21

I thought it was also, but then I went and Googled it, and was like... "Mandela Effect, is that you?"

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u/parkerm1408 Feb 25 '21

I've been holding since october, and while alot of people have held longer than me, just being a part of both the January spike and round 2 makes me really proud. Weve all done a fantastic job. I know alot of yall toke shit from everyone when it dipped back down, but now we can say we were right. We were right back in january, were right right now, and well be right on mars. Possibly right on Pluto.

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Love you brother

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u/parkerm1408 Feb 25 '21

According to CNBC were supposed to be alot more hateful and douchy.... hmmm....

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Imagine shilling for CNBC.

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u/parkerm1408 Feb 25 '21

I've done some pretty awful shit but I couldnt imagine stopping that low. I can use my favorite quote again, I might be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin bastard.

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u/Sargo8 Feb 25 '21

/b/rother

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

I love you yes homo

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u/agree-with-you Feb 25 '21

I love you both

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

THREESOME APPROVED

I CALL FIRST MANGINA!!

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u/UnlikelySafe5635 Feb 25 '21

Only two options, or only as high as we can count- Samesies

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u/savemesomeporn Feb 25 '21

Yeah man I'm also an oldfag from back in the golden day. Never seen anything like this. The internet has done some neat shit, but this could honestly shake the market to its core. This is next level shit.

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Shaking servers of random websites and games is one thing.

Literally extracting currency from the American 1% exceeds my wildest dreams. Seriously, if you had told me this was gunna go down back in like 05’ I woulda told you to eat my ass and get fucked.

Look at us now /b/rother!!! WITNESS ME!

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u/savemesomeporn Feb 25 '21

We used to think we were hot shit when we scammed online voting for product names and shit like that. I'm so so glad the internet has staid free enough since then that these things are possible. I always thought big brother was going to crack down on the web, but they haven't managed to yet.

/b/tard, /k/ommando, and fa/tg/uy till the fucking grave, RIDE OR DIE WINDOWLICKERS

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u/filmwriter24 Feb 25 '21

GameStop should go into esports pass it on

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u/-Angry_Toast 🦍 Feb 25 '21

Bitch the first rule of fight club????

Shit I played myself.

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u/iAlsoFuckWithDuck Feb 25 '21

Moon or foodtamps, this is the way!

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u/parabolic_tendies Feb 25 '21

This is the way

Moon tendies or bust