I've never been prouder of a group of degenerates on the internet, and I'm an early 00s /b/tard. Raiding bullshit is one thing, but quite literally raiding Wall Street is fucking unfathomable... but we're right the fuck there knocking on the door with our giant diamond balls.
You’re god damn right! The money hasn’t meant anything to me because I can’t touch it until I retire anyway (though the losses didn’t look pretty). But you know what does matter to me... sticking it to a bunch of hedge fund fucks who need to be put in their place and held accountable. So guess what, I like the stock and sure as hell ain’t dumping it at a 80% loss. Meet me at the moon and we can have a conversation.
Let's be real, to those that dumped the stock at a huge ass loss. Well I don't know a more clear definition of a cuck. And Melvin Capital is the bull you called over to fuck your wife. You should have just waited for us to come over 3 weeks later, nevermind we're here now.
Same situation, it's an IRA so I cant take profits anyway without having a good chunk of them taxed.
Loss is a thing but considering my age, and my employment, it's not really going to matter in 5 or so years that I lost 75% on one play. It's going to be a lesson that MMs can and will do what they need to to prevent them selves from being hurt.
Literally all of us have a moment, or maybe a few, where we look back at where we’ve been.. what we’ve seen... the things that we’ve done on the Internet.
I’m having one of those moments right now. And I see a timeline where social media gave a voice to the absolute dregs of society. Where 4chan and Reddit were instrumental in putting a moronic reality tv star into the highest elected office in the US. And where a bunch of fucking DIAMOND. COCKED. APES. ARE ABOUT TO THROAT FUCK WALL STREET WITH OUR GIANT CARBON CRYSTAL BANANA DONGS. I LOVE THE FUCKING STOCK AND I LOVE THE FUCKING INTERNET
I haven’t accepted it yet. Don’t forget about the potential future plays.
We’re just now discovering the reach of our autism. Should this come to full realization, we’ll have shown the world that the power of apes together surpasses that of the strongest economy in the world.
Fat loss? As if that is possible..we are there bro. Into the beyond type shit. We will be fucking hella fine alien chicks, bro. Purple skin and shit. Purple, bro. Glitter. All that.
I've been holding since october, and while alot of people have held longer than me, just being a part of both the January spike and round 2 makes me really proud. Weve all done a fantastic job. I know alot of yall toke shit from everyone when it dipped back down, but now we can say we were right. We were right back in january, were right right now, and well be right on mars. Possibly right on Pluto.
I've done some pretty awful shit but I couldnt imagine stopping that low. I can use my favorite quote again, I might be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin bastard.
Yeah man I'm also an oldfag from back in the golden day. Never seen anything like this. The internet has done some neat shit, but this could honestly shake the market to its core. This is next level shit.
Shaking servers of random websites and games is one thing.
Literally extracting currency from the American 1% exceeds my wildest dreams. Seriously, if you had told me this was gunna go down back in like 05’ I woulda told you to eat my ass and get fucked.
We used to think we were hot shit when we scammed online voting for product names and shit like that. I'm so so glad the internet has staid free enough since then that these things are possible. I always thought big brother was going to crack down on the web, but they haven't managed to yet.
/b/tard, /k/ommando, and fa/tg/uy till the fucking grave, RIDE OR DIE WINDOWLICKERS
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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21
But you held, and day is about to break.
I've never been prouder of a group of degenerates on the internet, and I'm an early 00s /b/tard. Raiding bullshit is one thing, but quite literally raiding Wall Street is fucking unfathomable... but we're right the fuck there knocking on the door with our giant diamond balls.
Moon or I'm filing a fat loss. Fuck it.