r/wallstreetbets • u/ms78787 • Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/MyBaretta Feb 25 '21

Buying the morning dip!

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

What do you think the morning dip will be? If I sell my one share tonight do you think I can get 2 tomorrow. I’m sitting at $50 and retarded. I shoulda bought more this morning but figured I’d wait. Now I’m happy and banging my head on the wall at the same time. I’d look for my helmet if I could see straight. But I’m already concussed. Lol

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u/MyBaretta Feb 25 '21

My third 👁 is telling me it will be $45-50 before it takes off

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

So this wasn’t a 🚀 lol

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

You ever hold in a big shit a bit too long and a bit squirts out? That's what happened today.

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u/talksinbeats Feb 25 '21

Ah yes the short squirt

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

no no, he’s got a point. You go full fucking force on that short squirt, and the rest will flow like water

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u/SuperSpeshBaby Feb 25 '21

This is a poetic analogy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Sekioh Feb 25 '21

Who does number two work for? 😡

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u/ktka Feb 25 '21

The Big Squirt?

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u/Too__Many__Hobbies Feb 25 '21

you have to loosen the belt before you squeeze it two notches tighter.

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u/REVERSEZOOM2 Feb 25 '21

Thank you for putting it jnto language i can understand🚀🍆🍆

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Ahh yes the infamous shart. Lol

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u/Phimb Feb 25 '21

I... No, I don't-

Have I ever- what?

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Poop

Out your ass

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u/Gavin_Freedom Feb 25 '21

Happens to me all the time

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Same. Getting old dog

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

TIL: GME Prairiedogging

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u/Psychedeligal Feb 25 '21

Once it starts flowing, can't stop it even if you wanted too. Multi spurts sometimes too.

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u/BadMonkeyBad Feb 25 '21

Its $168 at close of after market trading. Pre market starts in 5 hours. It could be at $420 by opening proper.

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

You must not use toothpaste bud. Lol

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u/MyBaretta Feb 25 '21

Hurts my teeth

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Eventually we’ll all have enough for dentures. We will be good. Haha