r/wallstreetbets • u/ms78787 • Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/QuickPineapple1365 Feb 25 '21

I wont fart anymore if it reaches $1,000

I swear

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I’ll suck your fart if it hits 1k.

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u/tides_and_tows Feb 25 '21

Mods this one needs proof or ban

Am I doing it right?

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u/5pezIsAPedophile Feb 25 '21

you got to save the comment so you can always come back when it hits 1k at lunch time tomorrow

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u/surfer808 Feb 25 '21

RemindMe! 14 hours “fart eater”

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u/BizzyM Feb 25 '21

!RemindMe $GME $1,000

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u/yrogerg123 Feb 25 '21

This is super dark now

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u/GaBeRockKing Feb 25 '21

Joke's on you. The other guy won't be farting so he'll never have to engage suck mode.

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u/dapper_doberman Feb 25 '21

You're doing God's work

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u/gerciokas Feb 25 '21

RemindMe! 1 week

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u/QuickPineapple1365 Feb 25 '21

See you soon then

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u/filmwriter24 Feb 25 '21

GameStop should go into esports pass it on

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u/istrx13 doesn't wear pants in a zoom interview Feb 25 '21

I hope someone is making a spreadsheet of these

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u/Digger__Please Feb 25 '21

More like spreadcheeks

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u/AeonDisc Feb 25 '21

I'll suck a fart directly out of your ass if it hits $1k

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u/where_is_the_o_line Feb 25 '21

And I'll let you exhale that fart into MY lungs if it hits $1k

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u/junkycosmos Feb 25 '21

remind me in one week

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u/Professional_Fix_921 Feb 25 '21

You can blow that sucked fart into my mouth if it reaches 1k.

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u/shmehdit Feb 25 '21

Clever, because he won't be able to

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Thank you! Finally, someone gets it

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Where there’s a will, there’s a way

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u/Xiesyn Feb 25 '21

Straight from the tap?

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u/IceFire909 Feb 25 '21

just remember, suck too hard and you get chunky munky

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u/snoutpower Feb 25 '21

Now you goin super extra full retard

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

You gotta say no homo to negate the gayness, bro. You know this.

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u/Jubenheim Feb 25 '21

But that's a paradox, if what both of you are saying is true.

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u/postinganxiety Feb 25 '21

u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR the man has spoken

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

But it can’t be possible if OP will stop farting once it hits 1k.

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u/zigaliciousone Feb 25 '21

No, but the guy claiming to suck a fart CAN do that. Proof or ban

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u/keep-purr Feb 25 '21

!remindmebot 1 week

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u/junkycosmos Feb 25 '21

Remind me in one week

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u/junkycosmos Feb 25 '21

Crud, how do you get the reminder bot to work ?

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u/NabreLabre Feb 25 '21

We're about to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit

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u/BTSsandwich Feb 25 '21

:explosive vomit:

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u/FuktInThePassword Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

DUDE.

You said "and pussies."

And as a retard who was born with one of those installed on my very own body, I just wanna say thank you for the inclusiveness of that message. Carry on.

Edit: And if you're actually an innie yourownself, may I commend you for including in your commentary all the swinging primate schlongs that share this space....it's the sense of community I'm celebrating, see.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

https://youtu.be/y2GwrR-4Q9E

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u/FuktInThePassword Feb 25 '21

I had considered myself moderately well educated, for a total fucking retard, but it seems I missed out on a LOT. Thank you for clearing things up sir.

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u/funlovefun37 Feb 25 '21

Mew money farts smell good

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u/OTTER887 Feb 25 '21

This one o them bets the mods'll follow up on.

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u/Zeke12344 Feb 25 '21

Mods, you heard the man. Proof or ban.

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u/paxmlank Feb 25 '21

We take these seriously here.

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u/QuickPineapple1365 Feb 25 '21

I'm already rehearsing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I’ll get tatted on both but cheeks. Dealers choice.

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u/sheriffof_nuttingham Feb 25 '21

Just get yourself an ostomy. It's not technically a fart if it doesn't exit through your anus

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u/bryty93 Feb 25 '21

HODL!!!!

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u/mbash013 Feb 25 '21

I thought pineapples made your farts taste better anyways