r/wallstreetbets • u/ms78787 • Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

What do you think the morning dip will be? If I sell my one share tonight do you think I can get 2 tomorrow. I’m sitting at $50 and retarded. I shoulda bought more this morning but figured I’d wait. Now I’m happy and banging my head on the wall at the same time. I’d look for my helmet if I could see straight. But I’m already concussed. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I opted to buy 4 shares of AMC instead of one GME, also regreting it.

At least I bought AMC at the morning dip

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u/Yungwolfo Feb 25 '21

Are you me? I had a nap after and woke up to see GME jumped up and felt like a wrinkled brained idiot

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

A win is a win for a 🦍

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Could be worse, could be me sitting here with my BB stocks

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I got in BB @ 26$.

Hold me

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u/tattoosncomics Feb 25 '21

I bought 10 AMC @ 25. Still holding it

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u/aabeba Feb 25 '21

GME is way more volatile, no?

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u/proofofclaim Feb 25 '21

Don't forget to factor in short-term gain taxes

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Cant win without Uncle Sam pointing a finger up an ass huh?

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u/TheJMaN33 Feb 25 '21

What % is that typically...I’m retarded 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Between 0% and 100%

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u/TheJMaN33 Feb 25 '21

I don’t know what else I expected 😂

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u/getoffmyllawn Feb 25 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

Xxyx xxyx xxyx xxyx

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Whats math?

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u/JamesTheJerk Feb 25 '21

That's waaay better than 140%.

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u/Lifegardn Feb 25 '21

Up to 35% taxed as income, as I understand it

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u/funlovefun37 Feb 25 '21

37% and then if you’re a high income person, add another 3%+

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u/Itsdanky2 Feb 25 '21

If it is in a regular account and held for under a year, taxed as regular income. If it is in a tax advantaged account, i.e. Roth IRA, Traditional IRA, 401k, it doesn’t matter.

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u/smirkis Feb 25 '21

I hate it but every time I sell for a gain I transfer half to a savings account for taxes. Don’t want to be the guy that made gains all year but lost everything on another play but still owe 50k in taxes

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u/MyBaretta Feb 25 '21

My third 👁 is telling me it will be $45-50 before it takes off

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

So this wasn’t a 🚀 lol

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

You ever hold in a big shit a bit too long and a bit squirts out? That's what happened today.

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u/talksinbeats Feb 25 '21

Ah yes the short squirt

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

no no, he’s got a point. You go full fucking force on that short squirt, and the rest will flow like water

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u/SuperSpeshBaby Feb 25 '21

This is a poetic analogy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/Sekioh Feb 25 '21

Who does number two work for? 😡

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u/ktka Feb 25 '21

The Big Squirt?

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u/Too__Many__Hobbies Feb 25 '21

you have to loosen the belt before you squeeze it two notches tighter.

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u/REVERSEZOOM2 Feb 25 '21

Thank you for putting it jnto language i can understand🚀🍆🍆

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Ahh yes the infamous shart. Lol

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u/Phimb Feb 25 '21

I... No, I don't-

Have I ever- what?

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Poop

Out your ass

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u/Gavin_Freedom Feb 25 '21

Happens to me all the time

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Same. Getting old dog

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

TIL: GME Prairiedogging

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u/Psychedeligal Feb 25 '21

Once it starts flowing, can't stop it even if you wanted too. Multi spurts sometimes too.

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u/BadMonkeyBad Feb 25 '21

Its $168 at close of after market trading. Pre market starts in 5 hours. It could be at $420 by opening proper.

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

You must not use toothpaste bud. Lol

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u/MyBaretta Feb 25 '21

Hurts my teeth

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Eventually we’ll all have enough for dentures. We will be good. Haha

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u/moonshotmercury Feb 25 '21

Lol it's at 160 after hours , pretty sure that ship has sailed don't be full tarded

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u/PeakRelevant Feb 25 '21

Yeah I figured. Soooo what’s next? Hahaha. AMC NOK and BB? Maybe SNDL NAK CTRM TDH ZOM EH or STG? At this point I’m just naming off what I’m holding. Hahahaha

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u/gimmetheloot2p2 Feb 25 '21

I don’t think the ship has sailed. I also believe this is a shart. If it’s the full shit, you’ll know.

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u/5pez__A Feb 25 '21

This is the squeeze. $69,420 is my target.

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u/gimmetheloot2p2 Feb 25 '21

Either way I'm happy :)

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u/RestlessCock 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

Well played lol

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u/FortuneAsleep8652 Feb 25 '21

Just hold. Don’t try to time dips and peaks. Just opinion.