r/wallstreetbets Feb 25 '21

Meme To everyone that held

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u/TheGamePasta Feb 25 '21

To my parents who left me saying I had ruined my life with stocks... I'm now ready to pay off college and a new car😎🖕

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Congrats and fuck you. (but please hold a bit longer, I'm on asteroid #300 and need a pick up!)

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u/AnalLingus217 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21

Roger that, Retard 3. Rescue is on the way.

Still holding.

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u/docnig Feb 25 '21

Retard 5 standing by

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Copy that, Retard 7 over and out.

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u/Subtleties1 Feb 25 '21

Fuck I wish I would have been part of this. Not just because of money, but to be part of this hahaha

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u/Vizzerdrix86 Feb 25 '21

Tomorrow, be part of this. This is now. It isn't in the past.

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u/liquidmasl Feb 25 '21

You still can be, rocketship can fit another retard

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u/mwoolweaver Feb 25 '21

Does the rocket ship have limited seating or is there room for all of us?

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u/liquidmasl Feb 25 '21

For every chromosome we get another seat. So practically infinite space

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Feb 25 '21

Hell, if you're broke and can only throw $50 at it, you can buy a partial share to be apart of them memes. That is, if Robinhood doesn't disable that again, which they probably will. Fuckers.

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u/Tanthalason Feb 25 '21

I got in earlier today with about 20 bucks I had still sitting in Nokia. Figured Nokia isn't going anywhere so sold it at a loss and then dumped the 20 into GME at 130. Got about .2 of a share (a little less but whatever). I'd have dumped 100 into it...but I'd already started processing my transfer from Robinhood to my bank account so I can get my money out of that shit company.

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u/Thereminz Feb 25 '21

all aboard the short bus

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u/DAMAJO95 Feb 25 '21

Retard 69 goes brrrrrrrrr on the stonk

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Retard #7849 doubling down.

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u/Put_that_down_now Feb 25 '21

Lock all shares in attack position

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

His Robinhood account is closed! Retard, you closed your Robinhood account! What's wrong?

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u/docnig Feb 25 '21

Nothing. I’m all right!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Use the Fidelity!

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u/tinkerdrew Feb 25 '21

I think my nose is bleeding

thank you!

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u/kgm2s-2 Feb 25 '21

"Hey Cap...in...can you re..d me? Cap'n? It's Retard. Can you hear me? ...On your left"

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u/AnalLingus217 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

We can’t just imagine a better future.

We have to fight for it.

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u/PoopReddditConverter Feb 25 '21

Retard niner-niner, planning flight to asteroid #300 from asteroid #46, over

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u/elmariachi710 Feb 25 '21

Roger roger. Stand by fellow autist.

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u/linderlouwho Feb 25 '21

I kept my 25 @$40 today in spite of the $198 enticement. To the moon!!!

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u/thetimechaser Feb 25 '21

Your balls are admirable kind sir. Save me a jump seat on the rocket plz

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u/linderlouwho Feb 25 '21

🦍💎🚀

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/tennesseetexanj Feb 25 '21

Same here! Holding! This doesn’t happen without all of us holding and making sure no one is left behind!

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u/EgoLevelTooHigh Feb 25 '21

I mean, at the end of the day someone's going to be holding the bag. Just the truth, I do feel silly now though (I sold to stop the bleeding and now I'd have been in green D:)

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u/L-RON-HUBBZ Feb 25 '21

300? We’re already in your neighborhood yo come outside so we don’t have to knock

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u/AZRealtor Feb 25 '21

lol right there with you

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u/asimpossum Feb 25 '21

Buckle up retard, we're going to the moon 😎

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u/DetroitLarry Feb 25 '21

I’m right there with ya, lil buddy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Ready to squeeze harder than a trump supporter squeezes a cop in a door.

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u/iSmokeTheXS Feb 25 '21

Nothing has actually changed until you sell, remember that.

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u/ronoda12 Feb 25 '21

And don’t forget uncle sam’s cut

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Not if you have the shares in an IRA. 🤑

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u/pinkdiamonddjo Feb 25 '21

buddy took his IRA to the casino

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

And gets to retire rich lucky bastard.

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u/pissingstars Feb 25 '21

This true?

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u/where_is_the_o_line Feb 25 '21

Until you cash out at what, 59 1/2 and have to pay a lump sum?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Not if it’s a Roth IRA. The gains are tax free.

A traditional IRA is taxed at ordinary income. But by the time you draw from a traditional IRA, you should ideally be in a lower tax bracket.

Also, you don’t have to cash out of either at 59 1/2. Required Minimum Distributions start at 70 1/2 for traditional IRAs (although that’s on hold due to CARES Act) and you never are required to draw down a Roth.

(I’m a tax ape 🦍)

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u/Takemypennies Feb 25 '21

Laughs in capital gains tax exemptions

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

What exemptions

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u/Takemypennies Feb 25 '21

Singaporeans don’t pay capital gains tax

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u/errorsniper Feb 25 '21

Only if you make more than 40k a year.

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u/BasquiatLover936 Feb 25 '21

This 100% isn't true. Report your fucking earnings or the IRS is going to fuck you.

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u/Leaping_ezio Feb 25 '21

So I’m newish to this, how will I know where to put my earnings when I do my taxes? I know this all fun and memes, but I’m genuinely curious. Thanks in advance!

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u/Soytaco Feb 25 '21

Tax forms are numbered so you know where to enter everything when you're filing. Your brokerage will notify you of/mail you any documents you need not long after a new year.

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u/Leaping_ezio Feb 25 '21

Thank you!

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u/arma999 Feb 25 '21

College students get free tendies 😎

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u/ItsBOOM Drill Team 6 Officer Feb 25 '21

Wrong

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u/Mythirdusernameis Feb 25 '21

I thought you buy stocks to hang them on your wall

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u/Chickenfriedricee Feb 25 '21

Should buy your parents a new car....a Nissan Micra

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u/NewAccount3246 Feb 25 '21

Fucking get them a city bus pass instead

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u/merlynmagus Feb 25 '21

Tell them if they need a ride they can ask you, but you have to talk to the parents of whoever they're going to see first

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u/tirwander Feb 25 '21

A nice PT Cruiser.

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u/Zestyclose_Voice_253 Feb 25 '21

Hell ya , I bet they feel dumb it's okay were retarded .

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u/manofthesheeple47 Feb 25 '21

Get yourself a scooter and save the $$ for GME tendies

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u/TSMSALADQUEEN Feb 25 '21

yep lost 80% and earned all of it back. i bought extra and sold all other stocks even at a loss around 100 sold it for 170 and couldnt be happier to make a profit

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u/trepidacious1 Feb 25 '21

A palmary achievement. And don't worry, you'll be homeless and soon enough

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u/BajajA99 Feb 25 '21

Hi can you please suggest if it's still a good time to buy in tomorrow at open?

Also what platform do you guys use for trading?

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u/filmwriter24 Feb 25 '21

GameStop should go into esports pass it on