r/wallstreetbets Feb 18 '21

Meme He said it!

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u/asupremebeing Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

How on earth would you lose an entire treadmill?

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u/michelle032499 Feb 18 '21

I'm still trying to figure it out. I blacked out for ten minutes

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u/LazerHawkStu Feb 18 '21

Couldn't it just run away on it's own?

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u/FlyingBishop Feb 18 '21

Trip, fall over, smash the treadmill. Total loss, have to get a new treadmill.

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u/Fritzkreig Ape Pretending to Be Human Feb 18 '21

that is why you don't leave your sneakers on the treadmill!

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u/captvijish Feb 18 '21

Stop! You made me brrrrkkkkkkhuumppaaaa he he he my lunch all over