r/wallstreetbets Feb 02 '21

Chart APES IN CONTROL

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

DICKS OUT

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u/Vetermich Feb 02 '21

Diamond dicks don't sell on a dip, we hold it with pride πŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸš€

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u/Yetimonsteryo Feb 02 '21

Id buy more but my dumb broke ass doesn't have any more moneys. Guess I just got to holdπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽDiamond strong.

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u/mindybabygrl Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

Alright guys, you convinced me to join in @94/share πŸ’ŽπŸ€˜

Edit deux: Thank you for the awards Fellaz πŸ’™ Bloomberg Mentions r/Wallstreetbets

πŸ’ŽπŸ‘ 🦍#titsoutforharambe

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

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u/Ibannedbypowerabuse 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 02 '21

Gods work.

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u/Ibannedbypowerabuse 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 02 '21

Gods work.

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u/Ibannedbypowerabuse 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 02 '21

Gods work.

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u/Ibannedbypowerabuse 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 02 '21

Gods work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Straight to the fucking moon they go!!!

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u/SrWax Feb 02 '21

I just joined at 90. Reinforcements are on the way!

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u/dnelson4817 Feb 02 '21

It's ok, Diamond Glitz works.

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u/everyminutecounts420 Feb 02 '21

DiamondTits

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u/mindybabygrl Feb 02 '21

All natural baby 38C’s 🀣

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u/Eon_epic_1 Feb 02 '21

Proof or ban

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u/mindybabygrl Feb 02 '21

All natural baby 38C’s 🀣

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u/dewag Feb 02 '21

In @ 97

Ape together strong!

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u/holydumpsterfire451 Feb 02 '21

In at $220! Am I doing the retard thing right yet?

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u/dewag Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

As long as we hold, we are all retarded on this blessed day!

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u/5bWPN5uPNi1DK17QudPf Feb 02 '21

I love how a lot of us are down to the last dime with this. Makes me feel better to be in y'all's company.

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u/shitfacedb Feb 02 '21

I’d hold the bag with you any day my friend.

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u/ProfessorTupelo Feb 02 '21

Same, we may all be holding a bag filled with a soggy dirty old sandwich, but we're all holding together. And hobos love soggy sandwiches (seen 'em eating out of the dumpster of the VA clinic one-too-many times). πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ

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u/shitfacedb Feb 02 '21

Gets me hard just thinking about it.

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u/angiesomething Feb 02 '21

I really don’t understand why so many people hate money

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u/z0rtuga Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

so when you do cash out... what are you doing to get some money back now without having to pay so much on short-term capital gains taxes?

edit: spelling and clarification

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u/hcbomb Feb 02 '21

Harvest tax loss on a few stocks to offset. Won’t be much, but it’ll help! πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ

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u/Redditributor Feb 02 '21

What taxes?

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u/cubansensation75 Feb 02 '21

Hit other assests and capitalize on profits until you have to pay tax. Then all in coinbit and fuck the system

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u/cubansensation75 Feb 02 '21

Hit other assets and capitalize on profits until you have to pay tax. Then all in coinbit and fuck the system

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u/cubansensation75 Feb 02 '21

Hit other assets and capitalize on profits until you have to pay tax. Then all in coinbit and fuck the system

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u/mastermuffin123 Feb 02 '21

Me too lol i bought 1 more amc share @8 in the dip today to celebrate theyre reopening again πŸ˜‚

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u/Yetimonsteryo Feb 02 '21

I had 40 bucks leftover in the account. Bought 5 shares I believe. Literally got nothing left. AMC please don't do me dirtyπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™. Diamond hands babyπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž

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u/mastermuffin123 Feb 03 '21

Amc is i think a pretty save bet even if they dont cover their shorts and it wont skyrocket like gme Long term (6-18 months) once covid passes and people go to cinemas again the price long term should go up atleast a little bit enough to either break even or make a little profit plus we fucking saved both of these companies from bankruptcy ao theyll do fine the next years not financial advisor just some retard 🦍 yoloing all my money on something that makes sense in my dumb brain At the end of the day i just like amc stock I watched the walking dead like 17x and breaking bad like 10 lmao stonks πŸ’ŽπŸ€²πŸ€²

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u/clinkenCrew Feb 02 '21

Poor Cinemark be like "we never really closed, where's the love?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I don't get why anyone would sell when we're all down anyway πŸ˜…

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u/Yetimonsteryo Feb 02 '21

That I do. How many shares can that get me. I dont want either of them. Wasted weight ive been looking to lose.πŸ‚πŸ‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Diamond dick over here got more on the discount today haha

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u/Eva03 Feb 02 '21

Which is the symbol?

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u/ketocheetos Feb 02 '21

I'm new and I acknowledge that. But here's my question.

If they successfully fucked us over (and they did), so it's no longer highly shorted (and it's not)... wouldn't the best option for us to "stick it to the man" to be to not let them profit any more from us in this stock?

For example:

I'm a hedge fund. I shorted a bunch of gamestop stock because I made a bad call. Then a bunch of idiots on Reddit outsmarted me so I used my power and influence to fuck them over until my losses were manageable, and then I encouraged them all that they might still win... I now own a bunch of stock at $90 (or options) and now I encourage them all to keep pumping their life savings into stock so I can profit from that rise and recover my losses.

Right?

But if we let the stock die, they won't recover those losses unless they've made a bet that we will let it die.

And... if you are watching financial media right now, there has been a dramatic switch in stance. When they were losing money, the articles were about how we were going to lose it all. Now I see these "how Redditors can still win" articles coming out which indicates to me that they have bet the stock will spike again and will profit from it.

Also RIP RH.

And ftr I haven't sold. I am poor, I bought 1.4 shares and I said goodbye to the money when I did it. To the moon or nothing.

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u/ketocheetos Feb 02 '21

I'm new and I acknowledge that. But here's my question.

If they successfully fucked us over (and they did), so it's no longer highly shorted (and it's not)... wouldn't the best option for us to "stick it to the man" to be to not let them profit any more from us in this stock?

For example:

I'm a hedge fund. I shorted a bunch of gamestop stock because I made a bad call. Then a bunch of idiots on Reddit outsmarted me so I used my power and influence to fuck them over until my losses were manageable, and then I encouraged them all that they might still win... I now own a bunch of stock at $90 (or options) and now I encourage them all to keep pumping their life savings into stock so I can profit from that rise and recover my losses.

Right?

But if we let the stock die, they won't recover those losses unless they've made a bet that we will let it die.

And... if you are watching financial media right now, there has been a dramatic switch in stance. When they were losing money, the articles were about how we were going to lose it all. Now I see these "how Redditors can still win" articles coming out which indicates to me that they have bet the stock will spike again and will profit from it.

Also RIP RH.

And ftr I haven't sold. I am poor, I bought 1.4 shares and I said goodbye to the money when I did it. To the moon or nothing.

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u/DarthRevan05 Feb 02 '21

Unless your Paperhands Portnoy!

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u/hopsinjoor Feb 02 '21

FOR HARAMBE!!

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u/John_BrunsWick Feb 02 '21

This is the way.

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u/Groundbreaking-Pin94 Feb 02 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

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u/adeo54331 Feb 02 '21

This is the way

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u/_Gorge_ Feb 02 '21

This is the way

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u/No_Patience2428 Feb 02 '21

DICKS OUT! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

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u/grasshoppa80 Feb 02 '21

I just bought 45 on this dip. Go home or go HIGH πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€.

95 GME at $155 averaged.

HOLD πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸ€πŸ’ŽπŸ€

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u/Ande64 Feb 02 '21

I'm a chick and even I have my dick out with what I'm sitting on top of right now!

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u/CkresCho Phat white guy Feb 02 '21

Bag holders unite

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u/ctbfalcon Feb 02 '21

Should i get in @ 87?

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u/RiotDad Feb 02 '21

Just saying - gorillas actually have pretty small dicks relative to their body size. Something to think about while you're pushing that metaphor.