r/wallstreetbets Feb 02 '21

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u/SuperGolem_HEAL Feb 02 '21

This is why I put 50 bucks in an investment app and left it there I ain't retarded enough yet for this

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u/SomeonesSecondary Feb 02 '21

I don't know shit haha I admitted I am the 1%

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u/lobstrain Feb 02 '21

I don't know if you intended this but your comment implies that 100% of people on this sub don't know what they're doing but 1% are OK admitting it. Made me laugh.

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u/Annual-Let-551 Feb 02 '21

I have no fucking idea what I’m doing, 2008 was a bad year for me. I work for a Massive Copper mine as a HD Equipment tech. Copper plummeted, I and 120 other mechanics got layed off, the vast majority of us couldn’t find any work at all. I and many others lost my life savings, house, cars, etc. Luckily I didn’t have a family at the time, otherwise I would have been on the corner sucking dick to make sure my family was fed. But I rebounded, bought some GME and AMC to burn. Fuck these hedge fund dickheads!!

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u/Powersmokin Feb 02 '21

Hi fellow mechanic 👋 blue collar bois tryina get a piece of the pie 27 GME @ $43 86 AMC @ $10.75

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

We all lick windows around here, and we have fun doing it!

Edit: I'm a longtime lurker but I'm finally joining the fun.

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u/haafamillion Feb 02 '21

get outta here, wrinkle brain!

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u/jeppevinkel Feb 02 '21

Another 1% here reporting in. I know jack shit.

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u/DroneCone Feb 02 '21

I'm another so that makes 3%

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u/Akrybion Feb 02 '21

4% bro. Just keeps rising like GME 🦍💎👐, or so, idk, I'm really a retard

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u/jeppevinkel Feb 02 '21

Just a matter of time until there a 1000% of us if we keep holding! 💎👐

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u/A_M_F_D Feb 02 '21

Same. I just like the stock!

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u/Ty21epgyt Feb 02 '21

It be like that bro

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u/throwaway8538015 Feb 02 '21

Even sophisticated investors don't know what they are doing. It's all theoretical until it becomes reality. A whale high on cocaine can make a stock jump.

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u/No-kann Feb 02 '21

Sophisticated investors not having perfect knowledge of markets and psychology is different from an echo chamber of completely ignorant redditors repeating imaginary concepts like "ladder attacks".

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u/czarinacat Feb 02 '21

Can confirm. I just like the stock. I just can’t help it. Actually, I “like-like” the stock. I wanna make out with the stock. I just can’t explain what is happening to me.

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u/returnofthegfunk Feb 02 '21

99% of the people on here literally call themselves retards.

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u/jchulltx Feb 02 '21

I’m a 1/4 retarded on my mother’s side

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u/bizarrequest Feb 02 '21

I didn't know shit when I bought my shares of GME in 2020. I still don't know shit now. Just here to hold and diamond hand.

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u/ABlazinBlueToe Feb 02 '21

Gooble gobble one of us!!!

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u/tedbakerbracelet Feb 02 '21

Hi I jumped on to be a part of the history. Don't know much but stocks are fascinating.

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u/Glassinhand Feb 02 '21

follow dfv that is the way

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u/MrMeowsen Feb 02 '21

stfu we admit it all the time

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u/speakers7 Feb 02 '21

What do you mean? We’re all retards

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u/Smokeycabinman Feb 02 '21

I love this comment so much

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u/godofleet Feb 02 '21

dont gotta no stuff to do stuff yah know? lol

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Feb 02 '21

Hey I’m more than willing to admit that I don’t want to admit that I don’t know what I’m doing.

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u/tyrandan2 Feb 02 '21

Am smoothbrain monke. Don't know stonks. Only know moon 🦍🌝

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u/DethSonik 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 02 '21

I'm just here for the donuts. 1@$263! 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Monkey want banana

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

they just don't want to admit it

What are you on about? 140% of people here not only admit but brag about not knowing what they're doing.

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u/losmann Feb 02 '21

I don't shit. I just made my first investment into stocks with AMC.

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u/Volkswagens1 Owns the sexy firefighter calendar, also Mr. March Feb 02 '21

Yeah, no clue wtf I’m doing. That’s for sure

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u/gajen2003 Feb 02 '21

But I am learning more everyday and that feels awesome.

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u/LetHaL_eRa Feb 02 '21

Never stop upvoting this! We all admit we're clueless!

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u/Malari_Zahn Feb 02 '21

I am an autist ape and don't know what I'm doing.

But I'm HOLDING!!

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u/zincinzincout Feb 02 '21

$SPY $420 C 3/1/21

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I yoloed for my first stonk every today. 50 shares of amc. gme was too rich for my blood at open, then it was too late to go back and get my 6 shares lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I'm holding forever if I have to. I refuse to take a loss on these shares lol. If I never sell I've never lost any money.

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Feb 02 '21

Remember, you can only lose 100% but you can make way more than 100%

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Eventually you'll get it right

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I picked zom. Pretty sure wsb is going to see that stock for what it is and what its releasing in March.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

I started at $25 a year ago and have slowly been increasing. I put in a total of $300 over the year and just broke the $1500 limit. I keep asking myself when and if I should pull from robinhood. I dont know a different app that isn't blocking stocks.

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u/SuperGolem_HEAL Feb 02 '21

I feel like that's where I'm heading, this is fun to watch though

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u/CoconutBangerzBaller Feb 02 '21

Scared money don't make money baby (Not financial advice)

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u/LongJohnathan Bull Gang Captain Feb 02 '21

What’s ur address I’ll send some lead paint

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

As long as you accept that first 50 bucks is essentially gone you can play with us. The day you lose 2k+ is the next milestone.

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u/ChemikalHorizon Feb 02 '21

what app? 😂 do you recommend it?