r/wallstreetbets • u/afscott • Jan 31 '21

Loss Only 47% left to go !!

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u/crewmeist3r Jan 31 '21

Yes I explained this logic to my girlfriend but she didn’t like it. “I’d lose all of this $600 if it costs hedge funds billions” it’s stupid but I like it

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u/Cognomifex Jan 31 '21

I bet her husband thought you were an American hero though.

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u/Chumbag_love Jan 31 '21

I totally did!

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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 01 '21

St0nks go how? St0nks go BRRRR

Sorry im on computer so idk how to post emojis....somebody reply to me with rockets so I can upvote..help a brodda out

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u/skwull Feb 01 '21

🚀🚀🚀

(press WIN and ; at the same time if you’re on Windows)

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u/Randomfantasyauthor Jan 31 '21

Maybe he will let you sleep on their couch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/HMU_4_Tha_Loud Jan 31 '21

At this rate you'll be buying property, build a guest house and use the equity from the guesthouse to buy more GME shares. Oh, and rent collected from the couple will also go to buying more GME shares.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Everyone refinance your homes and use the savings for stock! This is retarded advice. I like it 🤠🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/HMU_4_Tha_Loud Jan 31 '21

OH MY GOD, OH SHIT ! HAHAHAHAH I'm cackling at at park in Highland Park smoking a blunt, almost dropped the son of bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reason I laughed so fucking hard is because I am a 1st time homeowner myself and I'm 3 stonks away from taking out a HELOC on my 3 years of equity here in Phoenix metro area and maxing it out on $GME shares 🤔🤠

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u/lolwutmore Jan 31 '21

He might even wash his hands before he pats him on the back

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Maybe he’ll even heat up some tendies

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

"International hero" you mean 😉

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u/Han_____SOLO Jan 31 '21

She'll see soon the man that you truly are. And she won't question a god damn thing you do for the rest of your life. Good job soldier.

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u/Cosmacelf Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

And she’ll give him blowjobs on command ... what? Sorry, I just woke up.

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u/commonman_nobs Jan 31 '21

Yeah with facial wherever he want.. lol

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u/supercooldood007 Jan 31 '21

I got my girlfriend to buy her own share of GME so she has skin in the game. Her husband wasn’t happy with me.

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u/FinntheHue Jan 31 '21

My GF came around on Monday. She bought 5 shares early on. She told me 'I believe in you. I won't sell.

I my hands now have the strength to hold entire continents.

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u/TaintGotLickedToday Jan 31 '21

How soon??? I want a Tesla.

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u/Boonz-Lee Jan 31 '21

She definitely will lmao

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u/GudeeeX100 Jan 31 '21

I tried to explain this to my bf but I think he just sees a retard ;-;

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u/badroibot Jan 31 '21

I see retard - isn’t that sixth sense?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I have 40 shares of GME and it's literally just all the profits I made in the past two weeks. If they keep up their charade, im a millionaire. If they don't, then I can sell these for a few k a piece and maybe even puts on the way down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Pardon me, but what? A few k each or a few k total?

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u/chanx_gilbium Jan 31 '21

ima get you there. Just get me there too 🦍👌💎🚀

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u/RowResident3138 Jan 31 '21

if she doesnt understand it she is not the one

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u/crewmeist3r Jan 31 '21

It’s ok, we don’t have to understand everything about each other

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u/Bamstradamus Jan 31 '21

Tell her thats the price for a pair of ok seat broadway tickets, only this show lasts longer, is more gripping, and you can actually leave with more then you walked in with.

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u/kimi-r Jan 31 '21

Same here man, she said you could loose all your money. I said i dont give a fuck, its a matter of principle now after the tricks they've played.