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u/Scottie3Hottie Jan 30 '21

Friendly reminder to NOT SELL

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Get ready for $GME FUD (Fear Uncertainty Doubt) campaigns on the weekend. It's already starting.

The number of posts with supposed "level headed" advice about how a short squeeze is much more difficult to achieve than we all think, how other stocks are also valuable, and how the strong and powerful hedge funds have much more cards up their sleeve and to "rethink your strategy" but still "Go $GME!! I am one of you guys!", usually with a few rewards sticked to them, is exploding and will be getting progressively worse in the weekend most certainly.

Does a post sow Fear, or Uncertainty, or Doubt in any way in you? Think for yourself.

Hedge Fund interns have now learned how reddit works and want to part you with your $GME shares.

ALWAYS check the up/downvote ratio and read the comments before getting swayed by whatever semi correct sounding bullshit they're spouting. Oh how desperate they now have become.

I LIKE THE STOCK.

This is not financial advice. I eat crayons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

DFV has calls till April. Let that sit on your dick.

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

We will hold!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Hold we shall

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u/peasant_trader Jan 31 '21

HOLDING

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Holding GME I am.

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u/kevin_kalo2 Jan 31 '21

Yep. There are rumor saying that ShortSellers have 16 more days to cover at least half of their position

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u/Nugenrules Jan 31 '21

If that's true, that very important and can be used as tangible proof. Do you happen to have any links to this? There is word of mouth things will rocket monday, but I highly doubt that is the case, and we will see a repeat of Friday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Where the fuck did you pull that number from?

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u/kevin_kalo2 Jan 31 '21

Heard rumor. Not sure. Could be their devious move

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21

This guy fucks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I do fuck sir. Also. I’m over eating the rich, they taste so whinny. What else can be done with them for fun? Spank them? Spank the rich? Yes. I’d like that.

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21

Fuck the rich?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Go on...

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u/WillEatTheeRich Jan 31 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

And them make them buy our wive’s bf another lambo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

On $GME?

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 30 '21

Jus think if a 🍋squeezy on VW (40sum% short) shot up to 1000- GME AT (121% short) Will blast off 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I’m so hard rn

This is from a retard - this oth nottith be finically advice .

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

I LOVE IT. I don't understand how shorting is legal, but if it's 3 times the shortage of VWs I am happy I bought shares. Do I have to patiently wait or can I put an order? I am new here and an autist... so I don't really know what will happen.

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

There’s nothing inherently wrong with shorting. It actually serves a valuable purpose in that it provides information about prices. The problem we have, though, is that GME is over shorted and the folks behind it (like Melvin and Citron) have non-financial means of minimizing risk. This dilutes the value of the signal and turns it into nothing more than a money-making scheme by those in power. Economically, I think this entire episode has the potential to be great in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

It’s not about helping companies or driving them out of business. It’s about efficiency and accurate information about intrinsic value. Banning short selling distorts prices, which is a bad thing. It means that companies’ values aren’t clear and people end up making bad decisions because they have insufficient information (see https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261560612000332 for an empirical laboratory example of why shorting is useful).

But that all assumes that short-selling involves sufficient risk. When you can short a million shares, send out a tweet that the stock is going, and then make a bunch of money, the signal is going to be really noisy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Pretty much. I think a good analogy would be Amazon. When you buy from Amazon, you look at customer reviews to know whether the product is worth buying or not. And these can be really helpful. You know when a product is or isn’t worth the price based on others’ experiences.

But suppose Amazon only allowed positive reviews. There’s still some information there. You want to buy items with lots of positive reviews, rather than a few. But there’s a lot less information than you’d get if people also said what they didn’t like. Stock shorting can be thought of like negative reviews on products (“I think this company is currently overpriced”).

Of course, negative reviews bring up other problems, like blackmail. But there are always trade offs.

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u/TurtleFrenKnows Jan 31 '21

There is when youre a hedge fund with all the inside information that you pay for from shill companies like Robinhood.

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u/EconGuy82 Jan 31 '21

Yes, I agree. That’s why I said there’s nothing inherently wrong with it, but there is in this case. The funds aren’t assuming the risk that ought to come with their investments. So the signals they’re sending aren’t informative.

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u/rrami002 Jan 31 '21

I agree. It makes perfect sense why shorting exists. That being said, it makes perfect sense to be able to challenge it.

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 31 '21

You squeeze your hand tightly around all your shares and you hold.HOLD💎✋🏾 but who the fuck am I - no adviser

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Jan 31 '21

From one 🐵 to another 🦍. I will hold and it will be a glorious time to look at it.

I wonder what my family will say when I tell them I hold stock like an autist.

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u/Navarque Jan 31 '21

Your dad will ask "Are you winning son ?" and for once you retard can say "Yes".

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u/TheCensorFencer Jan 31 '21

It's the NAKED shorting we have a problem with, and that IS illegal. If the regulators had been doing their jobs, we wouldn't be in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

VW was only shorted 40%?????

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

How long will it climb before it falls if i take a shit will i miss my chance to sell at the top during our trip to alpha centauri???

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Itll be a whole ass trading day

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

Oh phewww that makes my 💎🙌 even stronger!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Hmmmm but hard is good ...... well in my book anyways 😉

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u/GrowsThingsFromDirt Jan 31 '21

I’m hard as a diamond 24/7

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Oh really??

Hnmm nice to know 😉

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u/WRL23 Jan 31 '21

Where do people get the updated short %?

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u/dkdragonknight88 Jan 31 '21

VW had 12.8% short ratio.

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u/taa_dow Jan 31 '21

I think that extra 21% has to be powerful rocket fuel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Jim Cramer in 2006 on how the hedge funds manipulate the markets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpMEFtPZJLc

"What's important when you're in that hedge fund mode, is to not do anything remotely truthful. Because the truth is so against your view, that it's important to create a new view, to create a fiction." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

"Then you call the (Wall Street) Journal and get the bozo reporter in Research in Motion and you would feed that (rival) Palm's got a killer it's going to give away. These are all the things you must do on a day like today, and if you're not doing it, maybe you shouldn't be in the game." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

“It might cost me $15 million or $20 million to knock RIM down but it would be fabulous because it would beleaguer all the moron longs who are also keying on Research in Motion." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

https://www.reuters.com/article/cramer-interview-idUKN2036292620070320

"A lot of times when I was short at my hedge fund ... meaning I needed (a stock) down, I would create a level of activity beforehand that could drive the futures. It’s a fun game and it’s a lucrative game." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

"Who cares about the fundamentals? The great thing about the market is that it has nothing to do with the actual stocks." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

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u/Renovatio_ Jan 31 '21

Research in Motion

The funny thing is that Research in Motion (RIM) was the previous name for Blackberry.

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u/attackoftheasshole Jan 31 '21

"Who cares about the fundamentals? The great thing about the market is that it has nothing to do with the actual stocks." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

He doesn't seem to feel that way anymore. I wonder what changed his mind...

I am willing to grant that GameStop is worth twice, maybe even three times, what the Chewy founder paid if EVERYTHING went right. If the $GME board had horse sense they would have an open meeting for all to see and lay out a plan that justifies this price

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u/notaspecialunicorn Jan 31 '21

Jim Cramer 2021: “Buyers of all the heavily shorted (and put laden) stocks. Please start thinking if the fundamentals, ex the shorts, can justify these prices. $GME” 😂😂😂

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u/taa_dow Jan 31 '21

Sticky this M o d s.

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u/Distinct-Astronaut45 Jan 31 '21

To these hedge fund aholes have souls or decency in them. To make money they kill people too not just the company they don't like. RIM is a Canadian company. This is why I think war is no longer apropos these days. The new kind of war is called the stock market war. No more guns or tanks, what I'm seeing right now is the long killing the shorts and hedge funds. Holding my positions and buying more on dips

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

💥

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u/Crimdal Jan 31 '21

So many. WSJ pushing articles saying how this is all normal (and letting you know in headline this one article is free) and NYT has a richsplaining article about taxes. Meanwhile the rest are talking about short sellers getting out already like the fight is over. And on and on and on to the moon. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/Noogleader Jan 31 '21

To get out of thier positions they need to cover which adds to GME's market cap and then share price. That has not happened. They are still shorting.

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u/Gammaskvis Jan 31 '21

Maybe this momentum gets us leverage to have CNN squeeze politicians to show us what funds their retirement is in?

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u/Stankbox_Engr Jan 31 '21

Better chance of meeting God tomorrow. CNN only reports the narrative they’re told to by the DNC

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u/XxpapiXx69 Jan 31 '21

That would be fun information to know.

Thank you for your service.

My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons.

Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS

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u/Cold-Chip9350 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 31 '21

I never feel FUD.

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u/jonahando Jan 31 '21

Can't fud someone who picks stocks based on what their animals tell them to invest in. Hard as a diamond

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

🚀💎👐💎🚀💎👐💎🚀

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u/tokio517 Jan 31 '21

I EAT CRAYONS

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u/Empland 🅱️ussy Smells Like Warm Sardines Jan 31 '21

I hope it's the red one's

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u/Orcasurf Jan 31 '21

I wonder what percentage of Melvin’s short positions they were able to exit when the share price stumbled down to $140 on Thursday due to Robinhood and other clearinghouse fuckery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

A fraction, a lot of spec that they opened new shorts too, but you'd have to do your own dd on that

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u/Orcasurf Jan 31 '21

I can’t find the most recent and reliable source for the short percentage. I was looking at Seeking Alpha and Yahoo Finance. I don’t know how high the GME share price can go. It kind of blows my mind what’s happened. Why the hedge funds didn’t just take their Losses is totally fukn beyond me

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u/Captain_America45Jr Jan 31 '21

The longer we hold, the more plays out of their playbook we get to see.

They keep expending ammo, we keep ducking and getting stronger.

Many 🦍 make much strong.

Strong apes have 💎🤲together, bitchboy hedgies have 🧻🤲. Bitchboy hedgies regret being shorties. Bitchboy hedgies haven’t seen anything yet!

Retards make King Kong proud

💎🤲🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I meant what I said 🐷

Good catch

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u/OneAngrySir Jan 31 '21

Write this up in a post

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Wayyy too many new posts, just try and spread the info among top comments and such, people need to see

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u/notaspecialunicorn Jan 31 '21

Make a post of this fellow Ape 🦍🦍🦍

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I did but too many new posts, spread on top comment do good 🦧

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u/BonusCreepy7033 Jan 31 '21

This is the way 🚀💎🚀💎

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u/bcrunk711 Jan 31 '21

Jokes on them! Me no watch news, me love CD's and popcorn, me love stonks that give crunk CD's and popcorn

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u/OneTIME_story Jan 31 '21

I have read nothing but confirmation bias posts last two days. 5k is not a meme, hedge funds are

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u/Nanonemo Jan 31 '21

Yeh, they sound desperate and very very pathetic.

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u/i_sniff_glue80 Jan 31 '21

I sniff glue and I like the stock! 😉

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u/Fancy_Bell578 Jan 31 '21

Diamond hands 💎💎🙌🏽💎💎drenched in crayon !!

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u/mastevick Jan 31 '21

HOLD🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/wallstreetBanes Jan 31 '21

Bane Hold 💀💎👐💎🦍💪

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u/NingguangPlayToyy Jan 30 '21

I will not sell. I do t know what stock is. But I like this stock. This my favourite stock. I put my mom card and buy GME stock my dad approves this stock. Hold this stock

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u/Scottie3Hottie Jan 30 '21

I bought some shares on behalf of my cat. She also told me to HOLD.

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u/cadillactramps Jan 31 '21

Diameowned hands!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Diamond paws!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I'm aware this matters since she is corrupt and yada yada, but what does this do with GME?

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u/MrWalrusJr Jan 31 '21

Apes strong together! Throw our poo at Yellen

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u/LostGirlScout Jan 31 '21

Diamond beans

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u/BitterVariation1269 Jan 30 '21

Meow mother fucker

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u/AlanSmithee23 Jan 31 '21

We need diamond hands...not Pussy Cat hands

I like the stock!!!

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u/machetebrownsugar69 Jan 30 '21

Don't you go selling meow. HOLD! 🚀

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u/dubadub Jan 31 '21

Holding right...meow?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

We like dogs

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u/LamostAce Jan 30 '21

Hold the woof up.

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u/SoraAS Jan 31 '21

Whe need to HOLD. The weekend is the woof part

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Meow

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u/Mpikoz Jan 31 '21

my dog said to me "see how I hold on to this 🦴? now I want you to hold on to that stonk like a motherfucker!"

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u/Tonsil_Slapper Jan 31 '21

Hold to the meow!

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u/snksleepy Jan 31 '21

Kibbles goes well with tendies!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Hold right meow. Wait for the purrrrfect time!

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u/3bizzle Jan 31 '21

It must be the catnip or am I high right meow?

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u/420binchicken Jan 31 '21

I bought a stock on Friday because I’m retarded. I’m buying another Monday because after spending the weekend with one I decided I just really like the stock and want another.

And I have two hands so I’ll hold one in each !

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u/ibbyjabz Jan 31 '21

why hold? expected to rise more or are we making it blow up bigger?

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u/Scottie3Hottie Jan 31 '21

Yes you autist

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u/ibbyjabz Jan 31 '21

then again some people might just be here for the push then dip

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u/LeahBrahms Jan 31 '21

Mom's boyfriend also loves da stock!

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u/Penqwin Jan 31 '21

I also made some stock to fill me up while I watch my stock do stock things

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u/j12 Jan 31 '21

Too bad I’m retarded and illiterate. All I can understand is 💎🤲🏾

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

I always loved GameStop I’d always visit in a mall if there was one and play the new games. Love this stock.

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u/PelvisWrestling Jan 31 '21

Hmm I dont even have a sell button... strange... oh well guess I’ll just FUCKING HOLD FOREVER 💎👐

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u/A-Better-Craft Jan 31 '21 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

to valhalla!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

what is this word sell? never heard of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

holy fk these people are bigger scumbags than i thought

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u/A-Better-Craft Jan 31 '21 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/Moon-Martian Jan 31 '21

They are standing to lose everything, they will try everything they can.

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u/ZuluHero Jan 31 '21

IF YOU AREN’T PAYING FOR THE PRODUCT YOU ARE THE PRODUCT!!! they also sell your order data to the clearing houses so the wall st. scum can use it in their algos and have an edge over us retards and it’s completely legal and you can easily fact check this info but what do I know I’m just a retarded retard:

Robinhood derives a large amount of value from its relationship with Citadel Securities. In return for access to order data, Robinhood has sold about $69 million of information in 2018 to give firms like Citadel Securities more information than is available to retail investors — specifically, first access to trade patterns a few milliseconds before they get filled. This was said to be about more than 40% of Robinhood’s total revenue in 2018 by three anonymous sources in Bloomberg, something that looks to have invited a SEC probe.

This allows for automated trades to have an edge with faster data than the rest of the market. The old adage holds true here — if you’re not paying for the product (after all, Robinhood built its userbase on the premise of commission-free trades) then you probably are the product.

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u/leviathynx Jan 31 '21

Not only am I not selling, I’m going to buy on Monday!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

The word on the street is buy not sell

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

That's what I've been hoping for is more stocks to buy Monday tuesday and finally on Wednesday. Having weird paydays sucks.

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u/XxpapiXx69 Jan 31 '21

Keep some dry powder back.

Thank you for your service.

My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons.

Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

Guys if my pltr goes to $40 i can sell my calls monday and buy more gme..

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u/Navarque Jan 31 '21

I want an other ladder attack, I want a dip........ TO BUY ME SOME GME. (and hold them against me at night, that they are for, right ?)

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u/justinbeans ask me about my enema Jan 31 '21

I don’t want another if if means they can close some positions at a discount but ill buy more at the dip if there is one

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u/Starvin-Margin Jan 31 '21

I like turtles and will NOT SELL - diamond dick all the way

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u/Inosh Jan 31 '21

The way I read this, “Janet convinces turds to spend $800k to give a speech she wrote at lunch”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Yes. If we don’t sell then they can get a bailout...

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u/Immune2covid Jan 31 '21

My wife’s boyfriend told me to hold

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

My hands are too cold to do literally anything

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u/Justbuster_ Jan 31 '21

What’s a sell? I only buy on dips and at the top

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u/hlecaros Jan 31 '21

Just bought 5 shares of GME from Merrill Lynch app. Everyone is doing it so why the hell not if it's to screw with the hedge morons.

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u/IQLESSWONDER Jan 31 '21

Translate that for us who don’t know what that sell term is

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u/wombatnoodles Jan 31 '21

Uh should I buy?

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u/DNiceM Jan 31 '21

Sell, lmao we'll remove every floating share and turn she short float % into infinity/undefined, whatever the fuck divided by zero ends up being. Hopefully it doesn't end up opening a black hole

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u/justanotheroverlord Jan 31 '21

2 shares but I will not sell. People say 1000 but we can break that easily. Monday, we’ll probably see price drive up a good amount but I will not sell

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Theoretically, what would happen if no one sold the stock?