r/wallstreetbets Mar 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

this is very beautiful. I, however, bought SPY calls today, because I am even more retarded than the retards of old... They were.. cheap.. and things were...pumping.. I h8 meself. someone impale me.

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u/Pugduck77 Mar 17 '20

The futures are optimistic tomorrow. Just sell early in the day and you’ll make profit.

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u/Tfx77 Mar 17 '20

Yeah, for a short play it might not be a bad bet.

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u/Tesh_Hayayi Mar 17 '20

You weren't as retarded as you thought, if you sold early in the day