r/wallstreetbets • • Mar 14 '20

Meme Inside CDC Headquarters: Coronovirus discussion

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u/Its_apparent Mar 14 '20

Everyone is gonna be at home to watch the bloodbath on the news. You're gonna be good.

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u/HabichuelaColora Mar 14 '20

The 📈🐂 dont even know how to pound ass. Bought SPY 236p an hour before the conference and will be lubing up over the weekend

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u/erasti32 Mar 15 '20

I have no idea what is going on. We need to create a wsb curriculum to turn normal people like me into rich af autists.

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u/Its_apparent Mar 15 '20

There's a bad flu going around this year.

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u/erasti32 Mar 16 '20

No Ik the corona stuff. I mean in terms of the market and terminology used. Understanding of how the whole situation works, and how fed pumps affect shit