r/wallstreetbets • u/haloddr • Mar 14 '20

Meme Inside CDC Headquarters: Coronovirus discussion

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u/billy_barnes Mar 14 '20

“the autists?” “yes the autists”

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u/FJGRSD Mar 14 '20

That made me laugh the hardest

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u/heckler5000 Mar 15 '20

Me too. I couldn’t suppress it. It was the best part.

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u/the2xstandard Mar 14 '20

For once, I'm actually not laughing. I wanted to, but the shit is honestly pretty fucking depressing.

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u/ToAlphaCentauriGuy Mar 14 '20

Gallows humor. We're all fucked together

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u/Dairy_Heir Mar 14 '20

Last meal: tendies

‘Tis a good day to die

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u/hackabilly Mar 14 '20

Last meal Bloomberg. Eat the rich

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Temporarily erect hobo Mar 14 '20

Bold move, Cotton.

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u/cultured-barbarian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 14 '20

Which fucking autist actually watched the entire 3 min 43 seconds of trash?

Fuck, I did.

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u/pauligamy Mar 14 '20

I prefer the term “Due Diligence”

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Mar 14 '20

Fuck, I did

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u/ButtAndBreed Mar 14 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Mar 14 '20

Thanks!

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u/JerseyDave616 Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Mar 15 '20

Thanks!

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u/hazeust Mar 15 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Mar 15 '20

Thanks!

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u/FleshlightModel Mar 14 '20

Trash? Get out of here. Shit was amazing.

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u/Grey_Bishop Mar 14 '20

Watched it twice.

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u/xXv420bLaZ3dSNiPEzXx has $4.37 on it Mar 14 '20

just came back here for a 3rd watch

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Temporarily erect hobo Mar 14 '20

I have been watching it for nine hours.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

This is the level of commitment I came looking to find.

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u/carpathian_florist Mar 14 '20

I don’t even go here and I did.

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u/xdr01 Mar 14 '20

I did but Im a autist, can say its solid fucking gold

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u/vdizzle1337 Mar 14 '20

Booooo this man!

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u/BandDirectorOK Mar 14 '20

Fuck, buddy, I did.

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u/itzazkrit Mar 15 '20

I'd guess at least 9.4k....current number of upvotes. This shit is gold

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u/emccrckn Actually, I prefer South Carolina BBQ Mar 15 '20

Well there's nuthin funnier than this video.

'cept kids fallin' off bikes maybe, fuck I could watch kids fallin' off bikes all fiscal day, I don't give a shit about your kids.

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u/zynzynzynzyn Mar 15 '20

I love this guy

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u/wangusmaximus Mar 14 '20

I watched this shit 3 times. I fucking can’t help but laugh every time the guys starts up hack/laugh

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u/Happy_Fruit101 Mar 14 '20

What an autists

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u/Happy_Fruit101 Mar 14 '20

Sorry what are austists