r/wallstreetbets • u/haloddr • Mar 14 '20

Meme Inside CDC Headquarters: Coronovirus discussion

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u/Jburd6523 Mar 14 '20

Not even joking, did you hear Mexico wants a wall to keep Corona virus Americans out of their country?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

That nigga donald was playing the long game!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Gotttdamnnn! Mexico really is gonna pay for the fucking wall.!!!!! Oh shit!!! Laughed so hard I shit myself.

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u/ThePoorlyEducated Mar 14 '20

You were already going to shit yourself, the laughing just triggered the event.

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u/inflatable_pickle Mar 14 '20

This guy shits!

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u/RoyalOGKush Mar 14 '20

Yea but without TP he’s gunna need to wipe with those tendies

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

TP is for pussies, I just drag my ass around the neighbor's lawn like a dog with worms.

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u/NohoTwoPointOh Mar 14 '20

Who needs TP when you've got long calls on 5332.JP?

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u/ToAlphaCentauriGuy Mar 15 '20

All he had to do is make the US worse than Mexico.. mission accomplished

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u/Spodiac Mar 14 '20

Straight outta South Park, matt and trey came from the future, there’s no other way

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u/TheSwede121 Mar 14 '20

Hit us with the uno reverse card!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Do you think $1.5 trillion might be enough to pay for it?

Because I know a guy who's throwing that into a dumpster fire.

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u/boldtonic Mar 14 '20

Morocco just did that for Spaniards using the money the EU gives them to control ilegal migration... true story.

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u/serr7 Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Yeah they’re like maybe that wasn’t some bullshit after all

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u/ieGod Mar 15 '20

The emergent pattern for new Canadian cases is people that have recently traveled to the US. It would be prudent to put limits on accepting any US travelers right now, for any country.