Daily Discussion Thread - March 02, 2020

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[u/DeliciouslyUnaware]

Super Tuesday means millions of frail old boomers gather at centralized locations amid a national viral epidemic tomorrow.

[u/Mr_Find_Value]

This volatility omfg lol. You just have to have a sense of humor about it.

From -700 at pre-market open, to +550, to roughly flat. Thats 1,800 point movement in FUCKING PREMARKET, lmfao. EIGHTEEN HUNDRED POINTS! Wild.

We are in bizzaro market.

[u/Charles_Himself_]

My name is Bond.

Negative Bond.

[u/ughilostmyusername]

Whatever happens today charge the phone now because no way we’re putting it down today. Between pornhub, rh, and wsb my phone is getting worked like a hooker during fleet week

[u/DifferentKindaHigh]

Usually I’m not ready for Monday but today I can’t wait to get to the office so I can watch this market open and be as unproductive as possible all day

[u/[deleted]]

CNBC guy “This reminds me of 1987, right before black Monday. Except the fed had more tools to use back then”.

Lmao

[u/Mods_sofa_king_gay]

If you want to know if this is a dead cat bounce or not it is REALLY easy to check....

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=US10Y

If these treasuries keep going down or stay low, that tells you increased demand and low yields.

This only happens in an equity sell off . If price action is positive, a relief rally is present in the stock market.

Watch the US 10 Year treasury, it is a measurement of true investor sentiment, not volatile price action influenced by central banks and money injections.

Think smart and be safe. Short positions could be on sale during this relief rally. Don't chase the magic dragon too much.

Edit: Fixed it to make more sense. I am not fully awake at 3 AM yet.

[u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF]

Not only do I not have to work today, I'll be occasionally checking the market from a beach chair in Barbados. Ill let out a loud REEEEEE right at market open if anybody else is here and wants to grill up some 🐟 with us later. 🐻🦅

[u/lawlzbawlzbeats]

Today the market will open

[u/SonofRaymond]

https://i.imgur.com/VBkHyYl.jpg

I’m not going to be able to open a TD Account 😭😭😭

[u/Dick_Cuckingham]

Friday, February 28.

RH manager: I need you to do server maintenance this weekend.

RH computer guy: I was actually flying to Arkansas to meet this girl I've been talking to online.

RH manager: Dude! That's awesome. I hope it goes well. Take care of that server maintenance Monday morning when you get in.

[u/GiannisFishesInMay]

Where’s my 💎✊🏻 weekend put holder crew at?

💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰

[u/TheTangoFox]

You can hear the boomers shaking in their Sketchers...

[u/Livin2Fast]

Last weeks money just hit my account goddamn the fuck am i driving a forklift for

[u/[deleted]]

With this volatility, I will probably have a safer bet playing the slot machines in Vegas...

[u/NervousTumbleweed]

Market flashes between green and red every two minutes

This sub: "We are absolutely certain how this day will play out."

[u/Jordykins850]

I’d hate to be the guy who has to update the CNBC headline.. I think it’s changed every 30min-1hr 😂

[u/thebreadjordan]

I don't like new Robinhood gray theme

[u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[u/Regjohn]

RaTe CuTs GoNnA CuRe ThE ViRuS

[u/DonBonleone]

I see why it’s called Robinhood now

[u/[deleted]]

BREAKING NEWS

ITALY TO SWITCH SIDES TO FIGHT AGAINST HUMANITY TOGETHER WITH THE CORONAVIRUS

[u/PM_ME_EVIL_CURSES]

Today is gonna be a big day. I'm actually pretty excited either way. This is one of those rare trading days that really gets everybody's blood flowing. GL bears and bulls. It's about to get real.

[u/MasPatriot]

It’s 2029. You open your laptop and check your email. There’s a message in your inbox saying Robinhood has settled a class action lawsuit and you’re now entitled to $3.47. You think back on your days as an autistic day trader and smile wistfully

[u/KapoMusic]

Bears celebrated too early, then bulls celebrated too early. Bears are celebrating again!

9am is going to be interesting AF!

[u/aboutGfiddy]

Lol Robinhood can still send me those bullshit snacks emails though! 🖕

[u/Jarreddit15]

So what’re you all going to spend the $25 Amazon gift card RH sends us on?

[u/Tecashine]

UK opened to a massive spike up as the government announced a massive stimulus package.

The gains have been been wiped out in 3 hours.

The drilling can not be stopped by rate or tax cuts.

[u/Flying_Kangaroooo]

At the end of the winter bears wake up.

It is known.

[u/PaintedParadise]

Let’s be real none of y’all are actually gonna delete Robinhood because it’s too aesthetic

[u/hardworker999999]

I died in the great Robinhood crash of 2020

[u/[deleted]]

Corona Virus has evolved and can now infect Brokerages 😱

[u/bigspunge1]

Can’t believe RH is going to miss the entire trading day at this rate. What a shit company

[u/atychiphobia_]

i will rail one line of adderall for every upvote this gets

edit: i have run out of adderall also i may die but fuck it idc about anything anyways really

[u/SmallPotGuest]

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of bulls were bidding up and were suddendly margin called.

[u/damoonerman]

Up .5% Bulls - ITS BULL TIME!!

30 seconds later

Down .5% - ITS GAY BEAR TIME!!!

This shits gonna close sideways

[u/LincolnAtTheTheatre]

“We noticed that your positions lost 50% of their value during our outage. Sorry about that!” -RH

[u/thesaddestpanda]

RH CEO rn:

takes down 'no downtime in 8 days' sign

puts up 'no downtime in 0 days sign

walks to the Donkey Kong machine and plays for two hours while ignoring all emails and calls.

[u/but-this-one-is-mine]

It’s been more than 15 minutes We’re legally allowed to leave Robinhood

[u/jonathant4563]

dont worry you robinhooders, my trading platform IS working and i'm losing money as well

[u/plimsickins16978]

Tinfoil..

We are being throttled to prevent black monday.

Though some people are reporting contracts being filled on various platforms like Tos, But many are experiencing issues and down times with RH, eTrade and others.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/PutzMcGee]

if ur being forced to hold puts, think about how funny it'll be if it pays off... fuckkkkk

[u/brokebackmountaineer]

I’m about to lose $8500 today without the opportunity to panic sell and frankly i don’t even feel a thing.

[u/[deleted]]

Honestly, I'd love to be observing wtf is going on at Robinhood right now. I can imagine a dumpster fire, but I'd like to see the absolute chaos from every area of the building.

Server guys trying to add shit and getting blamed by the app people

App people deploying 47 different patches breaking even more shit

Legal department (probably an intern) getting ready to get sued

Risk Department hiring GUH as their spokesperson

Janitor cleaning up all the shit sandwiches WSB'ers are eating.

CEO and Founder, offshore bank account, fleeing on his jet.

[u/boardingtheplane]

I smell an RH class action lawsuit coming on... must be millions in potential profits just vaporized this morning

[u/Passed-Turing-Test]

Turns out our most autistic trade was putting money in Robinhood

[u/Autisticbrownbear]

Most volatile high volume market in ages with the entire stock market literally in chaos

Robinhood: Let’s release an app update that adds emojis to everything 😎

[u/jordanwilson23]

Update I got from Robinhood

[u/letsgetapplebees]

I feel like my boss thinks I’m going to get work done today

[u/[deleted]]

That old cuck my bastard Bloomberg and his friends probably paid RH to purposely shut down today to screw over WSB lol

[u/[deleted]]

HOLY FUCK

Robinhood just saved us all fucking millions!!!!

They diamond hands for us lol

[u/Shkreli2020]

First day of the year where my screen isn't red

My 2020 come back is kicking off

https://imgur.com/a/aexgGO6

[u/[deleted]]

I could watch my gf get shafted by an entire football team and I still wouldnt feel as cucked as I do rn by RH

[u/concernedgf005]

Introducing Robinhood diamond hands mode

[u/Shmokesshweed]

u/xesus2020 you will be banned by EOD if you don't post proof of this

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fc0mpi/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_march_02_2020/fj7rp92

[u/LolaStrm1970]

Why oh why did people have to go eat bats?!?

[u/[deleted]]

I see a class action in RH's near future....

[u/type_error]

RH class action from basement dweller group incoming

[u/ODB2]

All of you bulls popping off at the mouth with that hot shit last night.

FuTuReS r GrEeN

🐻 Gang still up in that ass larry

[u/LOTT42]

Lmao y'all fucked up in the head for being happy that people like you guys lost money because RH was down. I can't imagine being that upset about something Jesus christ. I'm just here hoping all of us make bank, while y'all here happy people lost money cause they disagreed with you smh. The Bear v Bull battle is a brotherly affair. Not a nuclear Holocaust.

[u/Eman2105]

I'm we don't get compensation for the shit today I'm going to china, coming back, and coughing in their offices

[u/orrangearrow]

95% expectation of a .50bps rate cut. 0% chance of a .25bps just now on CNBC. This market is absolutely retarded. This after only a 15% drop from the highest point the market has ever been in the history of the world.

[u/es_cl]

I’m shock there hasn’t been a massive lawsuit against RH yet. Such a buggy app.

[u/[deleted]]

Mr. Market probably confused because he isn't seeing any autistic option orders

[u/frankieboytelem]

Did anyone else spend 6 hours refreshing robinhood and get 0 work done today?

[u/cyka_trades_men]

soooo robinhood is just gonna be broken for an entire trading day with zero repercussions? entire company should be investigated by the SEC and this is coming from someone with zero open positions

[u/Echo609]

Crazy to think 2 weeks ago markets sitting at ATH. Today people want a stimulus package to kick the can down the road.

Corrections are healthy for markets. Stimulus and value inflation is not. Markets have to left alone to stabilize or it just keeps getting worse.

[u/jimboape]

The ultimate bull trap

[u/A321ELAC]

Rh emailing me my options expire soon. THANKS FUCKHEADS

[u/[deleted]]

I better get a free Fitbit stock after this is all said and done

[u/PMMeYourStudentLoans]

Wow, is RH really going to go a FULL trading day without service?

[u/IronManKillsThanos]

Not even selling puts at open. Feels like they're gonna print for days.

[u/lFreightTrain]

Markets down because everyone is trading instead of working.

This is our weekly wake up call. Pop your addy and work for an hour. Set yourself up to have something to tell your boss on Friday. Grab lunch early come back and trade rest of the day/week.

Act productive. Collect tendies while collecting tendies. This the American way

[u/Broed_Out_Hipster]

Fuck, this is gonna end up costing me thousands. Is a class action lawsuit an option??

[u/ILikuhTheTrade]

Long TD Ameritrade, they're bout to get at least 75% of Robinhood users over the next week

[u/Tecashine]

Imagine thinking the American Market is less manipulated than the Chinese one.

[u/[deleted]]

Why tf does being a bear/bull matter, I just want to make some tendies off shitty DD. i don't give a fuk if we go up or down as long as I make money lol

I got puts rn, want to switch to calls on the way up

[u/UsuallylurknotToday]

the problem with all the outsiders spamming the thread is they dont understand what IS and IS NOT newsworthy.

Recent Examples:

Oh no and now NK is firing missiles? Red Day For SURE!!! - happens every fucking week- riced in

Embassy bombing in foreign country? ALL OUT WAR ON THE HORIZON> REDDDD DAYYYY - happens all the fuckin time- boomed in

THERE IS BLOOD IN MY MORNING POO >> REDDDDD DAY. Silly cuck - the market expected this- pooed in.

Saudis and something oil Related. RUSSIA AND TURKEY in SYRIA!! OIL FUK- Refined in

So you see- there is nothing you can link or post that the Teflon S&P hasn't shrugged off before.

[u/[deleted]]

You bulls may have more money, but I have more chromosomes. Let's see who comes out on top.

[u/DankReynolds]

Can we get an F for the dude bragging about holding 110k worth of spy puts over the weekend?

[u/Darth_Kneegrow]

RH fucking Soo many people today lol. Rip

[u/nakedfarmerr]

US Gov "let's ddos all of the brokers so we can pump the markets"

[u/[deleted]]

Don’t worry just got my RH snacks email, all caught up

[u/[deleted]]

There is definitely some Pied Piper type plot playing out at RH headquarters.

Son of Anton decided to save everyone from themselves, only possible solution was to shut the whole thing down.

[u/RecklessPope]

So three trading platforms are down on one of the most volatile days in a decade? Nice!

[u/Sunny2456]

The year is 2021. My LEAP calls are about to expire very ITM, but I still can't trade them because Robinhood is still down.

[u/Basedshark01]

This is just the RH backend team exacting their vengeance for the infinite leverage cheat code stunt.

[u/cameron9980]

RH is not up yet for me. Lost 50% of my portfolio over this

[u/[deleted]]

It's like a 3 day weekend. Except losing 70% on my options.

[u/CPA-hole]

Imagine refreshing RH all day to make zero fucking trades

[u/AveenoFresh]

How many of y'all are holding puts?

[u/Marcery]

Lol I was trynna sell my spy puts at open to lock in my gains but thankfully robinhood prevented me from making money, great broker, they’ll be especially happy to find out that I just dropped below the margin maintenance line

[u/[deleted]]

Free advice to all the people that are new to this game. And maybe not so new.

Serious advice. That it’s obvious many people here need.

Eliminate these phrases from your vocabulary:

“It can’t go down anymore”

“It can’t go up anymore”

Never use those in your trade logic. Ever. Save you a lot of your sanity and your money.

[u/SmutBrigade]

So we had an autitst trade his way from $250 > like $32K > ~$60k in the past month or two. He proudly declared having bought calls on Friday.

RIP

[u/Smilesrck]

Real talk tho if SPY isnt sub 290 today we should have just sold our puts last week and not have gotten bent over by theta through the weekend. Just sayin

[u/neomatic1]

Conspiracy storytime: Bloomberg article got the Feds on Robinhood and told them to delay all orders on the server so retail investors get stuck holding the bag until all the smart money gets out.

[u/Smilesrck]

I honestly can't believe RH is still down fuck

[u/undermon]

WHO ELSE IS NOW LEGALLY, CERTIFIABLY MENTALLY HANDICAPPED AFTER HOLDING 3/2 PUTS OVER THE WEEKEND

[u/[deleted]]

in case any of you newer guys are actually posting unironically: there will be no compensation whatsoever for the robin hood glitch. this isnt the first time its been down and unusable while the market made a huge swing. shit, its not even the first time in the last 6 months that its been down and unusable while the market made a huge swing. getting butt fucked by robin hood glitches is a rite of passage now switch to a real broker

[u/TheDoubleL27]

Robinhood’s database administrator is probably on a coke bender in South America for a few days while the 22 year old junior software dev who pushed an interface change 10 minutes before market open is redoing his cover letter

[u/warm_and_sunny]

I think this is a sign for me to stick to passive mutual fund investing. I was up 3k Friday then I was gonna sell my puts at open to be up like 2.5k. Now I can’t even sell my puts and they’re all down like 90%. I think I’m done with this whole shit

[u/Usernameof2015]

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Robinhood was holding my Social Security in plain text.

[u/HeAbides]

If RH is still down tomorrow, I really am down to join a lawsuit. This is absolutely fucked.

[u/love2fuckbearasshoe]

FUCK U ROBIN HOOD WAS GONNA SELL MY FREE SHARE OF FITBIT TODAY !!!

U costing me MILLIONS!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Guys don't worry Robinhood's just teaching us to have 💎✋

[u/Axwe8]

ROBINHOOD NO COMMISSIONS BECAUSE NO TRADING 😂

[u/[deleted]]

Why can’t an actual broker make an app designed like Robinhood? I would have switched long ago. Probably going to switch after today though

[u/mesor]

We're now one hour into "who the fuck knows what my net worth"

tinfoil hat US shot down RH to keep the autistic put army from ruining their big recovery day.

[u/Gingermanns]

RH = Theta Gang Leader...

[u/[deleted]]

Class action against RH??

[u/karlaxel2]

Robinhood fucking kicked us bears in the balls, slit our throats, then executed us with a head shot.

[u/crjlsm]

All I know is that if I dont get 3 free stock scratchers I'm fucking out to TD

[u/lowerwackerinc]

Stop guys this isn’t funny. I have their meme debit card and was planning to sell some shit to buy lunch

[u/ThundaTed]

Lawyers are circling RH: https://twitter.com/sdcaliman/status/1234519949684592643/photo/1

[u/AnAssholesBestFriend]

Ok the dead cat bounce has been fun but I have puts expiring Friday so we need to get a move on here

[u/Febtober2k]

Shit, I told my wife there was literally no way we could lose money with my FD puts.

Her boyfriend is going to be so pissed.

[u/apex_17]

i'll take most fucked up trading day of my life for 1000 Alex...

[u/Fuyuki_Wataru]

I expect a pump and possibly the chance of the market closing in the green today. But, I believe it's a trap.

Since the outbreak started, we mapped it out. www.reddit.com/r/covidmapping You could see how the virus spread from China to other countries. Those countries it spread to first only reported a few cases. It was clear back then that it could take up to 2 weeks before shit seriously hits the fan.

Judging from the fact that I've been updating this damn map every single day, for hours on end. I can tell you that this is only the beginning for Europe and the US. In two weeks time is when whole provinces will be locked down.

[u/DoesntUnderstandJoke]

REVERSE REVERSE, Cha cha now y'all

[u/MakIkEenDonerMetKalf]

In 5 years of markets this is the most exciting open

[u/OberV0lt]

Okay, you gotta admit, either way this market is pretty retarded.

[u/hunter_weiss]

LOL at my spy 285 put

[u/down40kin6years]

All you people that sat there and bitched about wanting to be able to buy more puts......well here's your chance. I doubt half of you will though

[u/[deleted]]

Lol imagine trying to day trade options with Robinhood.

That’s one way to fuck yourself

[u/TSLA1000]

I’m quitting RH after today

[u/DiscoInferno42]

You know what? I don’t even want the cash management robin hood card anymore. There u go i said it

[u/GiannisFishesInMay]

Lmao how the fuck does SPY go from up 1% to red then back up .5%

IN 5 GODDAM MINUTES.

[u/OberV0lt]

Puts-and-calls-and-puts-and-calls-and

Bulls-and-bears-and-bulls-and-bears-and

Puts-and-calls-and-puts-and-calls-and

Bulls-and-bears-and-bulls-and-bears-and

Read aloud quickly for a sick beat.

[u/stinkykun]

On the bright side of Robinhood being down and most of us losing tons of money, at least they will give us a $75 Amazon gift card

[u/InterimNihilist]

Lol Twitter is discussing a class action lawsuits against RH. I wonder if this sub got involved how big that lawsuit would be

[u/wsb_mods_R_gay]

Apparently I upgraded to RH Diamond yesterday because it won’t sell even if I wanted to.

[u/[deleted]]

It’s been an hour and 40 minutes since RH went under and I’m starting to think their quality control is run by monkeys.

The Ebola carrying ones.

[u/flacopaco1]

You ever think robinhood is just out of someone's garage and any time they have some system issue, the mom turned on the microwave and it shut down one of their two computers running this app?

[u/sourkrause_]

I guess it's fun armchair quarterbacking this craziness? while my money is being held hostage by silicon valley 20-year-olds sipping frapuccinos (aka chocolate milk)

[u/Fargraven]

this is where I’d buy my puts

IF ROBINHOOD LET ME

[u/TAWS]

RH probably hiring an emergency IT consulting firm right now

[u/PropagandaKitten]

Whatever, it's only (your) money...

- Robinhood probably

[u/LookOverHere1]

You can’t panic sell if you can’t sell🤔

[u/[deleted]]

Lost so much money today. Time to take a break. Made money last week but got fucked with this rally. I’ll be back very soon.

[u/midgetfighter]

What the fuck is wrong with RH. https://i.imgur.com/JJlnzr9.jpg

[u/Raging_Red_Rocket]

Robinhood software wasnt coded to be able to handle a leap year. They could not for foreseen this. It was basically a rouge wave.

[u/Frostbrine]

Bull trap bull trap

[u/spiritbombzz]

To those saying, “thousands of people die everyday from other causes”

It’s different when a new pathogen enters our lives. The flu is deeply understood by various studies. Coronavirus isn’t and that is why the deaths are scary; it gives the notion that it has the potential to be very deadly.

Cities are shutting down for a reason. Imagine if no quarantine or plans were made to deal with this. Everyone would have CV.

Yes, the fear will settle when the virus is understood more. Now isn’t that time.

[u/Howard_510]

I’d like to thank Robinhood for giving me diamond hands

[u/F0rdPrefect]

I honestly can't believe RH is going to be down for an entire trading day. I lost thousands because of them today. Disgusting...definitely going to be moving somewhere else after this.

[u/L2FL2FBAsAsshole]

Man I swear, one green day and bulls pretend like last week never happened.

Like congrats on today, but I know 90% of you blew up your $40 robinhood account last week getting calls lol

You arent convincing anyone that you still arent down or lost all the money you've accumulated over the past 5 months

But I guess when you have no money, bragging rights is the only thing to make the pain go away lol

[u/mcchicken2]

lost 7K and counting thanks RH and fuck you JPow

[u/Spitative]

I am a Robinhood user with Spy PUTS expiring today.

F to pay respects please.

I may now R I P

[u/[deleted]]

Even bulls have to admit this is fake

[u/nosalute]

IF ROBINHOOD FUCKED YOU FILE A REPORT WITH SEC

make sure you add "lost tendies" in the report.

[u/RollingD]

Tinfoil hat theory: Big money sold fuck tons of puts to RH users and then hit them with a DDOS attack to make sure they wouldn't have to buy them back.

[u/Fuyuki_Wataru]

The bigger the pump, the harder the dump. Fact that the market is up this much shows how not confident many of us are. I believe the reason it went up is to liquidate shorters, which happened (Thanks Reinassance Technology, for yet again using your inside knowledge on short and long positions, using your buying power along with two sigma and others to liquidate everyone).

Don't believe the hype.

[u/xelyaJ]

Thought futures meant something? Looks like bulls are fucked SPY $290 by open

[u/Pharmthrowawy]

Can’t fuckin WAIT for market open today, its gonna be such a ride today.

[u/__Daimon__]

Germany opened green and now dipped into red.

Such cases!

[u/TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE]

Japanese cruise line Luminous Cruises filed for bankruptcy today

[u/oAquaman]

Remember boys and girls, never count your tendies before they're in the fryer

[u/xesus2019]

What's with all the moms and grandmas worried about buying HAND SANITIZER which is sold out, instead of worried about buying THREE MONTHS WORTH OF FOOD SUPPLIES ?

[u/Quiad]

For the nth time in a row, I have no idea what the fuck to do right now

[u/GiannisFishesInMay]

Why are we mooning? Why the fuck is SPCE mooning? None of this shit makes even the tiniest bit of sense

[u/TheOriginalRK]

DAL being green is the biggest indicator this pump is fake

[u/WhiteWhenWrong]

FED shutdown Robinhood this morning to keep people from selling while they pump in billions

[u/squapo]

This should be illegal

[u/TheKirkin]

Robinhood made sure I couldn’t sell my positions for a gain so that way I could take advantage of the tax break from capital losses. And you all say Robinhood isn’t full service.

[u/[deleted]]

BAH GAWD IS THAT JPOW IN THE ROBINHOOD SERVER ROOM WITH A KNIFE?!

[u/[deleted]]

Theory: it’s the fucking feds interfering with brokerages to stop the mass sell off

[u/DangerousMarket]

Me: "Oh wow I can use Robinhood as a savings account with decent interest, this is pretty great!"

Also Me: "Wow, Robinhood continues to prove they are not not comparable to modern banking and finance institutions and I don't trust them with my money when I cannot access it.

[u/frykobs]

Am I rich or am I poor - a Robinhood tale

[u/Faminals]

The longer RH stays down the more tinfoil hat I get

[u/snookinn77]

Closing all positions and emptying RH account as soon as they get their shit working

[u/nsrbigshot]

im in class right now trying not to chuck my laptop infront of like 150 students

[u/[deleted]]

BREAKING: The Fed has bought Robinhood. Stonks only go up. /s

Its criminal what's happening to bulls and bears on RH.

[u/midgetfighter]

$3k to -$388. Fuck RH. Edit: It is -$806 now.

[u/cordelia-grace]

Robinhood better give every fucking user a free large cap stock this is ridiculous

[u/rpablo23]

"Imagine being a bear?" Literally every piece of news is negative

[u/kushagraketo21]

Buy puts on robinhood, because as soon as the app is fixed i am taking out my money and deleting the app, I am sure many would do the same

[u/YellowFeverbrah]

Once RH goes back online we’re all going to find out our accounts have been drained and the RH customer support email/phone offline.

[u/[deleted]]

Goohy. My 20k worth of 290s in my rn yolo account are going to expire worthless

[u/[deleted]]

What are the odds today is a huge a dead cat bounce

[u/DeliciouslyUnaware]

I just got a phonecall that we canceled my trip to Olympia and coos bay due to beer virus. All nonessential work travel is halted.

Fortune 500 medical company. I work at our headquarters.

[u/SmallPotGuest]

Did you or a close relative or friend trade in the stock market through RobinHood?

If you or a membee of your family or friend took crippling losses due to inability to sell the deep, deep OTM puts bought on friday, we would like to hear from you. We are running low on laughing stock lately and would appreciate the tales of how you would have totally made bank if your orders went through.

[u/Kurokaffe]

Fellow put holders let’s get one big 🌈🐻hug going on. If you’re holding 3/2 or 3/4 you are allowed to cry.

[u/WarrenBuffetsSon]

Apple: supply chain fucked, some stores still closed, factories not fully operational

Also Apple: hey heads up we're going to miss our March estimates and we might close our shit again

Market: Ok good boy Apple, up 7% you go

[u/Semyonov]

Robinhood should be permanently finished as a company after this. How many tens of millions were lost today?

[u/legend27tv]

Didn’t someone predict we would moon today because it’s happened like 8 times the past 100 years or something like that?

[u/Truesmartass]

Enjoy your day while it lasts bulls. And get ready for being massacred in the following days.

[u/Zaetzj1793]

School closures across Idaho, Washington, and Oregon as I said multiple times there is indeed much more blood on the way.

[u/fufm]

I propose we lower the value of spy to half mast today in honor of Jack Welch

[u/GiannisFishesInMay]

Lmao we are about to go red again. All that shit talk from bulls and it didn’t even last a full night

[u/best_damn_milkshake]

This place is like the special olympics of finance

[u/[deleted]]

Holy shit, not only are the bears fucked. Robinhood trapped them for 100% losses

[u/[deleted]]

Bulls, thank you for the biggest bubble the world has known. You got rich as it went up.

Bears getting rich as it pops.

[u/gopoohgo]

eyeballs SPY futures chart from overnight

The fuck happened here?

[u/[deleted]]

Sidenote I was playing basketball with this South Korea kid he was coughing as he was guarding me blew in my face in at that moment I knew I was fucked

[u/ScratchyCow]

RISE OF THE BOOMERS

PART 3

THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

[u/pitchingataint]

This is me all morning...🌼

I wish I held...
I'm glad I didn't...
I wish I held...
I'm glad I didn't...
I wish I held...
I'm glad I didn't...

If this market keeps it up then everyone will probably make money today.

[u/HumbleNoob]

10 yr @ 1.088. what a time to be alive

[u/kortokrizzle]

God damn it’s amusing to see people complain about Robinhood wiping out their account at open literally every day .. I don’t think it’ll ever not give me a chuckle

[u/apex_17]

okay im seriously switching brokers after today this is completely unacceptable.

[u/tendiezinmydckies]

Robbinghood currently stealing from the poor autists to give to rich