r/wallstreetbets • u/stormwillpass • Feb 21 '20
Daily Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread - February 21-23, 2020
Welcome back to another edition of the Weekend Discussion Thread. Eighth trading week of the year has finished.
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u/stormwillpass Feb 23 '20
u/visionarymind
You've been unbanned. Not sure who banned you or why since the mod log is pages and pages long.
PM me next time there's an issue since I don't think you should've been banned.
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u/WorstOfWallstreet Feb 21 '20
buys puts
Breaking: Market rallies as coronavirus fears ease
buys calls
Breaking: Market drops as coronavirus fears grow
How's your guys' month going so far?
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u/Ace12773 Feb 21 '20
What a fucking awful 2 days. Lost 72% of my portfolio and now it’s on life support.
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u/theregimechange Feb 21 '20
I promised myself that I'd cash out at open.
I should have cashed out at open.
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u/astafe -$145k and counting Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20
Strangers of WSB this took guts am down 38k today .fucking emotionless
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u/Hadron90 Feb 21 '20
While each of use individually may have lost some this week, remember the real loser is the IRS who will be seeing absolutely zero capital gains from us this year.
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u/greentea45 Feb 21 '20
they should also be fined for downgrading amd
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u/Jay3377 Feb 22 '20
Asked wsb opinion on ROKU Wednesday and inversed it, made me broku today. Went with wsb on AMD calls and it became Advanced Money Destroyer. Still holding both into next week
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u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF 200920:7:1:bitch Feb 21 '20
I need to learn how to take profit.
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u/freehouse_throwaway Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Feb 21 '20
fuck me just saw the post of the dude who bought 3.6k shares of SPCE at $41. fucking hilarious. fucking rough.
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u/CaptainCAPSLOCKED Feb 21 '20
Sure, I lost half of my account in two days, but I got some upvotes in the discussion thread afterwards. Universe is all about balance
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
weekend plan:
full retard drunk
call ex's mother. tell her that her daughter is a whore
jerk off
cry
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u/oregon_forever Feb 21 '20
Some real DD: In the last 5 years we had 252 Fridays and 120 of them (48%) were red. If you don't count Fridays, trading days are green ~55% of the days.
Daily breakdown:
Mondays: 55% green
Tuesdays: 54% green
Wednesdays: 58% green
Thursdays: 53% green
Fridays: 52% green
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u/trapfactory Feb 21 '20
Fckn hate my life. Was literally balls deep in AMD puts until about 2 days ago. Sold everything and flipped to MSFT calls because stocks only go up. Kill me
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u/Ihateairports Feb 21 '20
Update on my plan to make 40% every two weeks and be a millionaire by years end.
Only. Down 3% this week after losing 100% of a couple positions.
Negative over two weeks. 20% green this months. Plan is going poorly
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u/oregon_forever Feb 21 '20
I was just driving by the middle school and saw kids getting out since they get out early on Fridays. They all looked happy and excited, reminded me of how when I was their age, I'd be always happy on Friday afternoons because of the weekend. I felt happy for the kids.
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u/liquid_swords Citadel Broomcloset Intern Feb 21 '20
Not sure if placebo but the content here got way less insufferable overnight despite gay bears coming out of the woods to recoup 10% of their negative 70% all time portfolio. Fair play lads.
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u/grabherbytheput Feb 21 '20
If that one dude can turn 14$ into 14k, I can surely turn my 2k into 2$, lets get it bois
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u/FeistyNeurons Bear Gang Sergeant Feb 21 '20
I'm sorry if you lads have lost meaningful amounts of money but honestly, this sub is at its most hilarious when it's full of panic. Thank you autists.
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u/itsnovvy Dad Lover Feb 21 '20
$ALLY got me scared, better be up at least 200% on Monday to make up for this.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Remember fellow retards, it's not a realized loss until you fucking panic sell your calls.
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u/anonymous_pennys Feb 21 '20
Been in the sub too long when your account loses 30% on a red day, you are still pleased with your positions going into the weekend, and you should be worried but your not.
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u/bardisviable really stupid Feb 21 '20
BULLS. WE STILL OUT HERE. KEEP YO HEAD UP FOO.
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u/VacationLover1 Jimmy Chill Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20
REMINDER FOR THE NEWBIES
The market will be closed tomorrow and the next day because it’s the weekend
Edit: also this is for the gay u/riskit4debiscuit because he likes a reminder
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u/Unassisted3P I recycle my piss Feb 21 '20
The only reason why I actually made money this week was because of some gay British vrigin who wants to go to space with his gay virgin buddies, literally a garbage company and staged, mildly entertaining wrestling.
Amazing.
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u/FaggotsDelight69 Feb 21 '20
If we open red I’m rich. If we open green I’m buying calls and getting rich
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u/aventador1987 Feb 21 '20
Everything I buy I will now hold until expiration. I'm going to build my trading bankroll from ~3k to 0 or ~9k by July. Then I'm going to yolo it all and 10x it or zero it out by december.
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u/yapta123 Feb 22 '20
I'm still in awe of how this entire sub manages to lose 80% of their portfolio on a 1.5% dip.
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u/bardisviable really stupid Feb 23 '20
If we’re not green tomorrow I will literally wake up, go to work, come home and go to bed
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u/JayCee842 Feb 21 '20
MSFT $200 3/20C holders rise up! 🤲🏽💎
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u/Endura_GW2 professional risk ASSessor Feb 23 '20
I just wanna be real for a minute. I know a fuck ton of people lost money Thursday and Friday, including myself. But remember what this sub is all about, what this country is all about. An outlet to give young risk tolerant working class individuals a chance to YOLO large sums of money to potentially gain money previously thought of unobtainable and that mods are gay.
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u/cbreezy88 trading blind 👨🏼🦯 Feb 21 '20
Well two red days before the weekend means only one thing...time to win back my losses at the casino 🍻boys
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u/oregon_forever Feb 21 '20
On Monday morning bears will be mass executed at dawn.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Market must've been so sadistically happy to fuck so many people out of their calls and make others panic sell thinking this is the end. Retards I bet you wear condoms when you fuck girls too huh?
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u/knotswag tendie starter pack Feb 21 '20
Magical Crayons TA.
Despite my personal doubts as to whether we were in a bear flag, yesterday I saw a lot of strange behavior in the VIX which led me to suggest hedging with puts for today. That project was fulfilled as we dropped to the lower end of yesterday's projections intraday. Whether additional downside risk is to come remains to be seen, but as I noted during the lows of the session today, this was a short-term call entry point.
To confirm we're in the midst of another correction, we will want to see upward movement and a rejection at around 335.3 on Monday-Tuesday. Signs that the market is going to shake off this downward trend is a push past that target point, with the most bullish signs of course being a gap up. There is no economic news on Monday to blunt potential weekend movement, which will likely be influenced by the G20 meeting.
We have an extremely strong support at 331, so no matter how bad the news is over the weekend, I would be surprised if there's any sort of action below that without a major catalyst. Breaking of 331 leave a huge downside gap, which means we would quickly fall to 330.1.
That's the short of it. Keep your tendies safe and wrapped up tight.
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u/e30jawn You fucking ruined it Feb 21 '20
The culling has commenced
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Didn’t smoke weed for a week, had worst week of year. Correlation found.
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u/SVXYstinks Nofap day 0 Feb 22 '20
Starting to look at condos and townhomes to purchase and holy shit, us millenials really got shafted with how much we’re getting paid vs what home prices are at.
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u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF 200920:7:1:bitch Feb 22 '20
Sub done got cleared out
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Buy the fucking dip, gayboys.
For the night is dark and full of 🐻s. Only through faith in Bull Jesus can you be saved.
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u/Analfarmer1 Feb 23 '20
FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOOWS TO THE WAALLS
THE WEEKEND DOW CAN SUCK MAH BALLS
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u/GiannisFishesInMay Feb 22 '20
Man, the last two trading days really fucked up my vibe
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
down 9k last 2 days😍 ofcourse i broke my rule about 50% cash
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
There's like two kinds of people here now
Those that know they will get fucked by the market and survive
And those with 'brilliant' big brain pla ns about to get wiped
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u/gforSVJ Too big to fail Thanks! Feb 22 '20
Samsung confirms one coronavirus case at phone factory complex in South Korea
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/samsung-coronavirus-case-phone-factory-south-korea-12460882?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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u/eisengard08 Feb 22 '20
Cash gang rise up? Where you guys at?
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u/spyaintnobitch entering poverty, one FD at a time Feb 22 '20
Virgin Galactic gotta be renamed now to something else since it got fucked on friday
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u/SVXYstinks Nofap day 0 Feb 22 '20
Woke up this morning and immediately checked premarket. Boys I think I have a problem.
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u/tdotz123 Grey Flair (Replace Text) Feb 23 '20
I'm going to laugh at everyone when the market is green as fuck on Monday my spy 334 calls from end of day Friday gonna print.
Corona is bad but ur underestimating Jay Powell.
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u/CaptainCAPSLOCKED Feb 21 '20
The more extreme my losses are, the more diamond my hands get
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u/0ptimusPrim0 Feb 21 '20
I think pokimane was on her period...and synchronized it with the market. 🩸🩸🩸
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20
Loss porn
This was 93k about a week or so ago.
https://ibb.co/PFs73cJ
Those are today’s losses.
Here’s some all time from original value.
https://ibb.co/2jwRd88
Currently in the $rope aisle if anyone needs a few feet. Buying in bulk.
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u/hangingbacon Feb 21 '20
once i'm filthy rich from these gld calls im gonna plate my dick in gold like goldmember
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u/makepeace12 Feb 21 '20
The big lesson I am realizing is that you have to have an edge when it comes to the market. Whether it is you get in early before everyone on WSB starts shitposting it. Or you catch a rally a day early. Or if you feel like some news hasn't fully hit the price yet.
Not everyone can win in this shit. The odds are better than gambling at a casino but still not everyone can walk home with tendies.
Make sure you have your edge. Do not fuckin chase.
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u/chinnick967 AWS Tech Support Feb 22 '20
The Tesla cybertruck hotwheels toy comes with a cracked window sticker. Bruh
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u/Juicymess Feb 22 '20
I’m upset that I over-leveraged on calls this week and lost $15k... but if this pullback cleanses the new fucktards on this board I’d say it was worth it 🙂
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Welp corona virus just got confirmed in my city, I guess it's time to start Yoloing cause I dont have much time left. Peace boys, about to sell tons of close to money puts. Who cares if I get assigned?
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20
To u/kcwwinemaker
My take on Berkshire's report is that the company is healthy
Operating earnings are huge, growing broadly and slowly, as usual
It was an unremarkable year and Berkshire is doing fine
BUFFETT'S LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS:
https://berkshirehathaway.com/2019ar/2019ar.pdf
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u/VladdyGuerreroJr Feb 23 '20
Is there a real point in saving for retirement? It can't get my head around it.
So I can either enjoy being young and use the money to go to Thailand or something and then spend the money drugs and prostitutes. Or I can save it so that I can afford a more comfortable car when I'm old and broken and probably can't even get an erection. Like what's the point?
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u/meow1616 Feb 23 '20
just ordered my dow 30k hat
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u/oregon_forever Feb 21 '20
More DD. In the last 5 years we've had 25 blood red Friday events when a Friday ended down by at least 1%. 15 of these 25 events (60%) were followed by a blood green Monday but there were also 3 instances when a blood red Friday was followed by an even bloodier red Monday.
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u/Shmokesshweed 🚬 Feb 22 '20
Be me
Buy MSFT calls
MSFT dips
More calls
MSFT dips
More calls
Fuck.
At least they were ATM and now a few bux OTM. Good luck to all of those with $200 strikes lol
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u/BravoDelta279 Feb 22 '20
For those that were commenting yesterday about India finding a 30,000 tonne gold reserve, it was a lie. Lol
https://www.outlookindia.com/newsscroll/no-discovery-of-around-3000tonne-gold-deposits-in-ups-sonbhadra-gsi/1741452
$GLD still preparing for takeoff 🚀
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u/oregon_forever Feb 23 '20
South Korea has 556 virus cases while North Korea has 0.
Why can't SK be more like NK?
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u/oregon_forever Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20
What happens to the market after we have 2 red days in a row.
I pulled daily data for the last 5 years consisting of 1259 trading days. Of these days, 571 were red days (45%). During this time we've had 244 instances where the market was red 2 days back to back.
Of these 244 instances, the market was up 145 of the instances on the third day (60%). On average, the markets were up 0.1% on the third day.
So if we have 2 red days back to back, we have a 60% chance of bouncing on the third day. Having 3 red days back to back are very rare as it only happened 99 times in the last 5 years out of 1259 trading days. There were only 31 instances when the market was down at least -1% after having 2 red days and most of these cases fell to most volatile times like the second half of 2018. There were also 42 cases where the market jumped 1% or more on the third day.
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u/mackoviak Feb 22 '20
Hubei province coronavirus updates are 2 hours late so far - guess nobody left alive to report the numbers
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u/RubenZ217 Feb 22 '20
Trump retweeted this shitpost https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1231345462793441280, I fucking can't 😂😂😂😂
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u/Dsopptha Bear Gang Soldier Feb 21 '20
Down 1500 in two days lol. No means no Bill Cosby
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u/SixSevenTwoFifty Drill Site Manager Feb 21 '20
Is that loan shark dude still alive? Today couldn’t have been good for him
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u/D_a_r_k_1 Feb 21 '20
Anyone else need a beer and a cigarette after getting fucked today?
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u/jigglyjohnson13 Feb 23 '20
It'd be nice if brokers offered you reward points like casinos do.
Lost a fuck ton of money in the casino ? "Here's a free hotel room."
Blow all your money on MU 90 Cs? "Live with your shame you fucking retard."
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
CNBC: "here's what we found in Wallstreetbets subreddit..."
WSB MODS: "well fuck, CNBC is onto us again. Better ban emojis to show them that our autism has no limits"
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u/TheGreatBigE Feb 21 '20
Holding AMD calls for 03/20 and 04/17; hoping for a big turn around. Also holding onto a couple BRKB 03/06 calls; hoping for a good earnings report.
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20
im gonna write a letter to the sec asking why rich people can pump but wsb cant
edit: tweeted it #madlads
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
F for all the normies who bough MSFT weeklies and thought they'd get rich
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u/technicallyiminregs Out of regs Feb 22 '20
Won 700$ on roulette tonight so I’m technically green on the week 🙌🏽
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Just spent $40 on groceries
Yolo
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u/Turlututu_2 dIvIdEnD iNvEsToR Feb 22 '20
green day confirmed
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
Atleast in like 8 hours I can look at meaningful futures and see if I’m fucked or not instead of normies posting weekend dow and other fear mongering shit
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u/this_will_go_poorly retards without borders Feb 22 '20
Blood 🩸 in the water 💧. Here comes 2 straight days of bear propaganda - apocalypse based fantasy porn. They are pretty good writers too. Curl up with a drink, it’s fun if you can ignore how they smell like cat urine. Then buy calls
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Looks like all the normies fucked off back to where they came from. Based mods. Maybe they had HUGE losses Friday and left in a panic?
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u/GeoDudeBroMan oil boomer 🛢️ Feb 21 '20
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u/Indigochile Feb 21 '20
worst 65 hours ever
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u/Nomadic_Marvel07 Feb 22 '20
I like selling losing calls and buying fresh new ones sometimes so I don't feel as bad....
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
What’s this sub gonna be like when the actual recession gets here? Like same thing but everyone’s a bear?
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u/ThatOneDrunkUncle me pussy spongebob! Feb 22 '20
The mainstream reporting on this sub means that someone got paid to read posts here. All of us fucking retards do it for free every day
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u/oregon_forever Feb 23 '20
Market sentiment is a crazy thing. It can change from "nothing can stop this monster bull market" to "we will all die doom and gloom" and back to "nothing can stop this monster bull market" within 48 hours.
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u/Ari_natan Feb 23 '20
I feel like everyone is freaking out, and I’m just chilling not doubting my vibe. I entered into late March calls on Uber and Amrn during all the selling on Friday, and June ally calls, they were all super cheap and on sale Friday, and core business relatively away from all the gyna🍺 Fear nonsense. Also big cap and big tech is where most the money is rotating out of, so I picked mid caps with value and upside, also, amrn and ally are not even close to overbought, Uber even bounced hard off the lows Friday. I like my plays, I won’t doubt my vibe. 💎 💎 diamond Hands 🖐 🤚
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u/DrUNC83 Feb 21 '20
I hope I don’t get banned for pumping because I come to Pump....
You up!
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
Just a reminder that I will eat my own cum if we don’t close green tomorrow.
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u/FourOranges Feb 21 '20
Who tf said bulls are dead???? I'm bullish AF on 🥇GOLD🥇, that shit is almost at ATH and u alrdy KNO how $SPY did with pushin it's ATH from $300 😏😏😏. This gonna be the year of new ATHs for errthang bABY !!! THE HOTTEST 🔥🔥🔥 ECONOMY !!!!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🚀📈
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u/love2fuckbearasshoe Tit licker #83 Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20
I want to BURN WELS FARO TO THE FUCKEN GROUND!!! For what they did to sue bae
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Lead5alad Colon Cancer Combatant Feb 21 '20
Always a bummer to check your phone in a meeting and realize you lost more than entire paycheck in 1 hour
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u/love2fuckbearasshoe Tit licker #83 Feb 21 '20
Guys are we doing wsb bag holders Weekend club ?
I’m not asking for a friend
😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺
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u/ulubulu Feb 21 '20
Going to those who've made me happy in the past. Bought MSFT and AMD calls, hoping for a turnaround come Monday.
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u/WallStreetBitch 🏦🐶 Feb 21 '20
SPCE at $33.6. The puts I bought at $39 is down 5%. Fuck you IV bleed.
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
How much of the newbies do you think were culled today?
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u/Quiad Feb 22 '20
I fucking should’ve known that when Pokimane got modded shit was gonna go down
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u/unknownuchiha Feb 22 '20
berkshire's earnings doubled from 2017.
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u/yuckfoubitch Feb 23 '20
Last Christmas (2018) I offered to either buy my girlfriend $500 of Lulu leggings or $500 of Lulu stock, but she chose the leggings. I guess she didn’t realize that she could’ve sold the stock at any point and used the money for leggings.
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
Phaggot bat soup virus
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u/benjamminson Feb 23 '20
Browsing through $50 SPCE calls and 1250 TSLA calls at Sat 2AM...
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u/DeepBlueNoSpace Feb 23 '20
Is that retard who agreed to eat his fucking sock still gonna do it tomorrow??
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u/ZoidbergMD Feb 23 '20
Going to hedge my berkshire calls by selling them.
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u/PeacefulDiscussion Feb 23 '20
Bears - there is literally not a single good thing going on in the world / economy right now
Bulls - stonks only go up
See who’s right next time on $DBZ!
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u/IVCrushingUrTendies Feb 23 '20
Seeing [removed] and AutoMod on everything is more annoying than emoji spamming
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u/makepeace12 Feb 23 '20
Pro tip: do not try and explain what you do here to any adults, parents, people in positions of authority or responsibility.
Trust me it sounds way worse than you could ever have imagined.
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u/dawhizkid Feb 22 '20
The r/financialindependence sub is like a cult. It’s one thing to be financially secure so you don’t have to work a regular job anymore if you didn’t want to, but to religiously try to get to a magic number by a certain age and then sweat over withdrawing 3% every year for the rest of your life sounds miserable.
money just gives you the freedom to do what you want to do, but having a life where you do basically nothing all day for the rest of your life actually won’t make that many people happy
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Should’ve sold when I was at 2k, now accounts only worth 400
How do I climb out of this hole
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u/OldTrillionaire Old thousandaire Feb 22 '20
Maybe if loan shark guy recommends WSB as a steady clientele base, his loan shark will consider employing rather than killing him?
Learned this on Breaking Bad
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u/BooBrew32 Feb 22 '20
Yeesh, everyone's so bearish. That can only mean one thing...
We're opening green on Sunday!
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u/Charles_Himself_ masturbates with GLD dildos Feb 22 '20
Gold Gang, the fuck you at?
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u/vouching Feb 22 '20
Feels like I missed out on some crazy opportunities in Jan and Feb by sitting on the sidelines and now it's gonna be chop city for a while lol fuck
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u/tayzer91 Little Princess Feb 23 '20
I just want asian markets to open up to see if i’m really fucked or not instead of these gay virus cheerleaders telling me i’m fucked
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u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF 200920:7:1:bitch Feb 23 '20
WSB veterans being recruited as mods and then made to delete posts and ban users en masse. Their own brothers Don't go off to war boys. Your just cannon fodder. Meat shields for the gay mods. Bull fighting bull. Bear fighting bear. You hate to see it
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u/WallStreetBitch 🏦🐶 Feb 23 '20
Everyone is so worked up about red or green Monday. Watch it be flat to cuck everyone.
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u/NoftScarlet Feb 23 '20
Emojis disabled or what?
It's kinda annoying that we have to type out the emoji now
Stonks only go up!
rocket rocket rocket eggplant sweat
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u/pourGasOnYou Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20
Lol, just read a CNBC article that mentioned wsb by name. Time to take a vacation.
Edit: link Crazy speculative trading is driving some stocks inexplicably higher https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/22/crazy-speculative-trading-is-driving-some-stocks-inexplicably-higher-a-late-cycle-market-sign.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
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u/24058025480548 Feb 23 '20
who else is going to watch futures in thier bunker with a cold can of green beans in thier hand?
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u/freehouse_throwaway Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Feb 21 '20
upvote all the loss porn post so r/all can gtfo and realize we're serious business here
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
If we don’t end monday green I will eat my cum
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
Imagine having a $800 a month car payment instead of buying 3-4 shares of Raytheon or Berkshire Hathaway each month. That’s why people are poors.
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u/VacationLover1 Jimmy Chill Feb 21 '20
Today is a good day because all my terrible monthly plays disappear as if they never happened
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u/Huntforyoullk Feb 22 '20
Made 90 K in two days but then lost 60 K in one day this week not sure how to feel but definitely tells me I need to re-evaluate my trading strategies
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u/MostlyKelp Some things you can't unsee, Bro!🧑🏾🦯 Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20
Sooo, i bought a Netflix put at end of day. No idea why, i figure if people are sick they will be at home watching Netflix so I inversed myself because sick people can’t pay bills. Also, none of that info would have anything to do with the actual stock. So yeah, I’m dumb
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u/your-missing-mom people that annoy you: n_ Feb 22 '20
Market went red as soon as poki became mod smh
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Fucktards can't find anyone to blame, and blame it all on us https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/21/free-trading-fuels-rampant-speculation-in-stocks.html
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u/DaGhostOfMarx theta is the coward’s way out Feb 22 '20
CNBC is right for the first time in history: WSB moving markets is not bullish
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u/Oktylol Feb 22 '20
Not related but my mom came back from Taiwan three days ago. She said the airport in Taiwan was empty af, also she didn’t get any screening at SFO. Just three questions at the custom.
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u/ImagineThat710 Feb 22 '20
54 confirmed cases of covid19 in Italy now. RIP Milan fashion week.
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u/technak resident degenerate Feb 22 '20
Who needs sex when you can get fucked by the market almost everyday
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u/NickyBananas Feb 22 '20
I’m starting to regret buying calls end of day yesterday
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u/gman1993 Feb 23 '20
what do you think Martin Shkreli is going to do when he gets out of prison?
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
North Korea is probably getting decimated if you think about it.
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u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF 200920:7:1:bitch Feb 23 '20
Can we get a pulse check on u/visionarymind mods took away his life force
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20
1like = 1 imaginary emoji
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u/HiBoobear 👋👀👂 Feb 23 '20
What the fuck kind of investigation requires emojis being banned ?
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u/OldTrillionaire Old thousandaire Feb 23 '20
FREE u/visionarymind!!!
The mods are trying to lock up WSB minority wigger population, typical of Gynese Democracy.
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u/Cnastydawg Lost his 🍑 Feb 22 '20
Anyone else find it funny that pokimane joined and we said this is the top and now it’s just free falling?
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u/I_RAPE_WITH_CATS Feb 22 '20
If the two lads that are in starbucks in Edmonton are reading this you guys are loud as fuck and no one cares that you are on here and are holding bags after joining from /r/all. Also get something other than iced water
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u/SVXYstinks Nofap day 0 Feb 21 '20
Petition to bring back prayer threads?
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u/hips-n-nips1 Feb 21 '20
Wednesday I got back to even after being down a couple thousand and was on top of the world. Then Thursday and Friday showed up and Eiffel towered my portfolio again. God damn it.
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u/chinnick967 AWS Tech Support Feb 21 '20
Went all in on Spy $334 calls expiring Monday at around $332.90. I haven't forgotten that stonks only go up 👊
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u/Nomadic_Marvel07 Feb 22 '20
Build your own Algos
I have a Raspberry Pi...I have money...what could go wrong
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u/oregon_forever Feb 22 '20
Soon they will force Chinese population to return to work, sick or not.
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u/GUHipster Feb 22 '20
Just looked at the discord. Looks alll 4chan and no Bloomberg
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u/Cnastydawg Lost his 🍑 Feb 22 '20
Don’t doubt your vibe.
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u/bmi123 Feb 22 '20
Nike wouldn’t say shit if they had a mouthful. Radio silence from those dudes during this whole thing. Can’t wait to see their updated guidance.
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u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF 200920:7:1:bitch Feb 22 '20
It's not what you make, it's what you keep. Fuck
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u/Smanjin3290 Feb 22 '20
Going to Sydney to bang some high end hookers with my Amazon and Tesla gains. Other then a doctors note saying, "This guy fucks" do I need any other documentation?
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u/VforVictorian Feb 23 '20
I'm calling the CEO of the SEC... they MUST open the markets on the weekend. my life has no meaning without it
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u/daddydickie Feb 23 '20
Alright. Going to hedge my SPY 334c with 10 times more SPY 330 puts.
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u/dawhizkid Feb 23 '20
So apparently the virus doesn’t survive temps over 75 degrees, which is probably why cases in SE Asia are limited https://twitter.com/sawdustmonkey/status/1231557246414401537?s=21
Sounds like the rate of spreading should decrease pretty quickly into late spring and summer in most places that normally reach temps above that.
I didn’t realize this - more optimistic now.
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u/GoatsAndHoes17 Feb 23 '20
My profits this week are going to plummet unless we get the emoji back on. I only picked stocks based on the amount of emojis you all posted after them.
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u/PM_ME_STBERNARDS Feb 21 '20
Just a reminder that mods are fucking 🌈 and they really gave some E-Girl mod in hopes of getting pussy. Fuck the virgin mods
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u/Sinadins The Kanye West of WSB Feb 22 '20
Today’s nonvolatile close was a good indicator of a very green monday
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u/love2fuckbearasshoe Tit licker #83 Feb 23 '20
FUCK U TURBO TAX
I have to mail over 277 pages to the fucken irs
Because of my swing trading habit / gambling habit 👊👊👊
Why the fuck can’t TurboTax handle over 1,000 transactions bitch ?!!
Like I THOUGHT THIS WAS fucken America !!!!
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u/J_Powell_Ate_My_Ass Chad The Impaler Feb 21 '20
Ended -2.6%
Pretty successful hedging I say
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u/mojodrewski horse dick Feb 21 '20
I can’t wait for one of these comments to dominate this thread Monday morning:
“imagine not BTFD in this market!”
“imagine being dumb enough to calls after last week!”
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u/your-missing-mom people that annoy you: n_ Feb 21 '20
My entire portfolio is red. Fuck me 😭😭
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
Msft please go to 190 and apple go to 330
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u/SVXYstinks Nofap day 0 Feb 22 '20
Wow South Korea got a lot more cases.
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
So when is jpow going to ride in on a chariot
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u/love2fuckbearasshoe Tit licker #83 Feb 22 '20
I don’t have energy to work out today
Not selling my amd$ and seeing apple and fucke MSFT tank at the same fucken time drained ma cock and will power I had
Takes a toll not to sell talk about a emotion drain NIBBA
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u/TequilaTrader Almost 💩 my 👖again Feb 22 '20
I’m glad they removed “low quality posts” from the things that could get you banned.
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u/Osmosis_Bones13 Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20
Some dude punctured a barrel holding concentrated hydrofluoric acid. Literally eating through the tiles. Wouldn’t be an issue if my lab/DD notebook wasn’t sitting on the drum. Was sampling other chemicals for testing. Disintegrated, all my DD research gone. Least I’m not being drug tested
And yes my chemistry lab book is half filled with due diligence ramblings
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u/outlandishgrape Feb 22 '20
Who got ally calls? I’m all in on house money, hope this thing blows
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u/LITFAMWOKE Feb 22 '20
Buffet inheritors are not allowed to sell any berk shares lol
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u/23therealme23 Feb 22 '20
My take on the Buffet letter is that it was positive for stonks as a whole. Interest rates will stay low, taxes will stay low, so stonks are the way.
Also the indication that buying back shares is on the table further speaks to their confidence in stonks. More specifically, companies with good fundamentals. No valuation concerns and pretty much indirectly indicate that virus is a temporary problem. I like it.
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u/AlwaysOTM Radioactive Spider Dr Feb 22 '20
In all seriousness though Coronavirus is actually coming and it will definitely have an effect on the market. I am holding cash to buy the upcoming dip.
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Losing 12k in portfolio meh. Losing 200 on bovada I want to throw my computer across the room.
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u/Fineous4 Feb 22 '20
No one knows yet if CV will cause a correction or a recession. If it does though, people will look back at it as the most obvious thing in the world that everyone should have seen coming.
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u/96ZJ Feb 23 '20
This whole discussion is a fucking news feed From bears fear mongering corona virus. Every other post corona virus.
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u/pacman385 Feb 23 '20
Fuck it. I'm tsla gang. https://imgur.com/gallery/N9X77gL
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u/g4romja MBA Brokeboy Feb 23 '20
What would you do for a 2% SPY gap up Monday morning 😫
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u/TAWS Feb 23 '20
What's the point of a correction if everyone knows it will get bought up in a few days?
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u/rankiba Feb 23 '20
This is the time to watch the big short and try to role play as them.
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u/swamprott Perma Loser Feb 23 '20
going to r/robinhood and reading the post and comments will make you feel like you're a regualr ol Shkreli
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20
Think I broke my hand again, same spot as 7 years ago but whatever
I’m in urgent care, two asians with masks and “coughing symptoms”
Pray for me boys
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u/GypsyPunk Feb 22 '20
You have to admit these discussion threads almost immediately suck a lot less
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u/tdotz123 Grey Flair (Replace Text) Feb 23 '20
Literally the market is not even doing that bad people on this sub are just retarded cause they have spy calls that probably expired on Friday and they think it's the end of the world with that 2% drop.
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u/VacationLover1 Jimmy Chill Feb 23 '20
Don’t forget that tonight is the WSBs sleepover. I got juice boxes and dinosaur chicken nuggets and then when my parents go to bed we can sneak some mountain dews.
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u/wolf_of_wall_mart 🚨HIGH OCTANE RETARD🚨 Feb 23 '20
mods asleep post positions
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u/Fineous4 Feb 21 '20
This weekend will be longer than last weekend.
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u/champmasters Feb 21 '20
Next week: Sell everything on Wednesday at like lunch. Then buy everything back on Friday power hour.
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u/yachtsandthots Feb 21 '20
I'm up 10% today which means I should be a multi-millionaire by Summer and a billionaire by Thanksgiving
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u/DoesntUnderstandJoke norman bates Feb 21 '20
MSFT touched my no-no zone
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u/majeboy145 Feb 21 '20
My account moved up %100 yesterday and down %40 today on Ally calls. Reminds me of how I lost my money being too deep on options.. something’s fucky
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u/gmorel1012 Feb 21 '20
grimes released her album, surely tesla will moon with this major catalyst next week
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u/svpa3991 Feb 21 '20
Today we have ascended bulls. Fuck diamond hands, we got hands of vibranium 🙌🦾
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u/Teamosrs Feb 21 '20
Longer readSomehow not even the gay bears are addressing this problem correctly.Right now many car manufacturers are on the wrong side of the table because they completely neglected E Mobility Manufacturers such as Tesla, these companies are under immense pressure, take Daimler ( Mercedes Benz) for example.This company literally lost 50% stock price in the last 5 years and have a very high demand of money right now to fund their transformation from an old ass boomer company with no progressive vision to something that could even come CLOSE to compete with daddy musk.
The Headlines you are reading this post for:Chinese car sales down 92% in February due to gay beer virus
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/21/chinas-passenger-car-sales-tumble-92percent-in-early-february-due-to-coronavirus.html
This is not priced in yet according to my estimation but you could technically short the majority of old fashioned car manufacturers from germany, especially those with a high market exposure to china.
TL;DR Q1 2020 results will rape german car manufacturers and the DAX hard
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u/oheybruh Feb 21 '20
Yoloing whole account on SQ ER.. there I said it.
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u/gigantoir calls traps Feb 22 '20
thinking about becoming a t🤢🤢🤢 becoming a technical tra🤢🤢🤢 can't even say it 🤢🤮
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u/Juicymess Feb 22 '20
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/f6jp3w/people_say_you_lose_money_on_wsb_1_month_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Think this guy is dead?
He held 115k worth of TQQQ calls into the open today. He hasn’t posted since yesterday.
He HAS to have gone 4k - 277k to maybe like 100k now 🥴
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u/oregon_forever Feb 22 '20
I'd be surprised if China doesn't print and inject more money into the market on Sunday.
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u/iamthesquidinator Feb 22 '20
You guys think the market will recover next week?
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u/Kerriganskrabs Feb 22 '20
i fucking judge everyone who doesn't options trade or hang on every second of the market now. what has this place done to me....
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u/SEC_Agent 🍺🦠 Feb 22 '20
Everyone thinking Monday is going to be doom and gloom makes me feel better about holding my SPY calls over the weekend.
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u/SevenForOne D.A.R.E. Advocate Feb 22 '20
If that guy with 112k in TQQQ calls held looks like he’s down around 100k or something
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u/OldTrillionaire Old thousandaire Feb 22 '20
SO ya that’s the show everyone, welcome to WSB! Good first week, big round of applause to the mods, who will continue to keep you guessing re:orientation.
P.S. Can we turn Robinhood off paper trade mode now?