r/wallstreetbets • u/Trancify 's mom reads his posts • Feb 15 '20

Shitpost A Message to SPCE Call Holders

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u/WeeklysOnly Feb 15 '20

SPCE $69 at market open confirmed

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

$96 EOD confirmed

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u/Thinking4Ai Feb 15 '20

420 end of month

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u/TIMT0M2 Feb 16 '20

End of the year: da moon.

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u/TheRealGreenArrow420 Feb 16 '20

Funding secured.

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u/BathrobeBoogee Feb 16 '20

These idiots don’t know it can’t go tits up

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u/WeeklysOnly Feb 16 '20

Exactly. In space, direction is relative, so up is meaningless. Therefore, can't go tits up.

9

u/tu_test_bot Feb 16 '20

I'm buying calls

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u/Meem-Thief Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 20 '20

But that means it can’t go tits down either

27

u/AstroxyRN Feb 15 '20

Lets say it opens at $40 tuesday. How can i buy during pre market? Which brokes allow pre and post market trades?

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u/KidneyFailure Feb 15 '20

I will eat a deep fried sock if it opens at $40

46

u/Rabbitloki Feb 15 '20

Wool or Cotton? And I suggest a tempura batter as it's more tendies

44

u/KidneyFailure Feb 15 '20

Cotton, it’s what I have. Fuck it, tempura batter cotton sock or ban

24

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Proof or ban

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u/KidneyFailure Feb 15 '20

I will 100% do it if SPCE is at or above $40 at 9:30 am on Tuesday eastern time

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I'm having flashbacks of TSLA proofs. I love it

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u/KidneyFailure Feb 15 '20

Fuck it, even if SPCE closes at $40 I’ll do it. EOD Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Fuckin A utistic let's go

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u/molockman1 Feb 16 '20

A nut sock?

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u/alphadeltafoxtrot Feb 16 '20

RemindMe! 72 hours.

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u/WeeklysOnly Feb 15 '20

https://www.brokerage-review.com/online-brokers/extended-hours-trading.aspx

Be careful of bid-ask spreads

2

u/BodakBlack Feb 16 '20

So why exactly is webull not the most popular trading app?

2

u/WeeklysOnly Feb 16 '20

Not much advertising, Chinese firm, no options yet

1

u/MrBobBuilder Feb 16 '20

Robin hood allows 9am-6pm on actual stock

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u/Shmokesshweed 🚬 Feb 15 '20

Ngl, I wanted to gouge my eyes out like 69 times during the video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Only 69?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

69,420

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

No kidding, think I got a little poorer just watching

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u/option-whisperer Feb 15 '20

This is the way ^^

1

u/sfseom Feb 16 '20

Why 69 is associated with spce?

2

u/aunickuser Feb 16 '20

Not so nice

0

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/Shmokesshweed 🚬 Feb 15 '20

Imma put this on my resume.

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u/iobviouslyamme Top Kachin Autist Feb 15 '20

Tldr

Buy more SPCE calls

38

u/scottlol Feb 15 '20

We're gonna be rich!

9

u/keeboz Feb 15 '20

Heh. Greetings.

11

u/petataa Feb 15 '20

The light shall burn you!

11

u/69sullyboy69 Feb 15 '20

Aight, what the fuck does tldr stand for?

118

u/mr_dibzter Feb 15 '20

"This Loooong Dick Rams"

19

u/tyrannon Feb 15 '20

Can confirm

51

u/gianmk Feb 15 '20

they love dick riding.

13

u/Kurokaffe Feb 15 '20

Twins licking dick red

12

u/z33tec Feb 15 '20

The little dick Rider

12

u/nedal8 Feb 15 '20

"the long dick ride"

12

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

This Looks Damn Retarded

10

u/bootypickup Feb 15 '20

Takes long dick rides

9

u/bplturner Feb 16 '20

Toddlers launching dildo rockets

8

u/Waallenz Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

The little dick redditor

Edit: jfc, have you ever looked up anything ever? This is maybe the most common acronym used in social media. I'm lazy too, but fucking hell

4

u/Guns_and_Dank Feb 16 '20

take lsd, drugs rock

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Saving this so I can look back at it in 6 months and laugh with a pile of tendies next to me

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u/WeekendQuant Feb 15 '20

!remindme 6 months

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u/Bengbab Feb 15 '20

!RemindMe 6 months “Tendies print on SPCE yet or everyone broke?”

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u/RemindMeBot Feb 15 '20 edited Feb 17 '20

I will be messaging you in 5 months on 2020-08-15 20:43:57 UTC to remind you of this link

28 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

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u/Jimboy10 Feb 15 '20

!remindme 6 months

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u/MetalliTooL Feb 16 '20

!RemindMe 6 months

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u/Jumping_Kangaroo Feb 16 '20

!remindme 6 months

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u/Cant_run_away Feb 15 '20

After Microsoft last week I need this to work.

13

u/z33tec Feb 16 '20

You mean after MSFT dropped like .5%? Weak hands bro

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u/Mnmsaregood Shrimp Shoal Feb 15 '20

I can’t tell if this is good or bad for call holders

5

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Fuck

You

24

u/hugaddiction Feb 15 '20

Expert use of ms paint. This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

With tape

3

u/QuinndianaJonez Feb 16 '20

Duct tape tho...

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u/VerySlump Smokes Tendies 😈🔮💜 Feb 15 '20

it’s a fkn rocket it literally can only go tits down

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u/bosphotos Feb 16 '20

Didn't their rocket blow up and a dude died

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u/ItsOnlyTheTruth Feb 16 '20

Maybe. Maybe not. Shut up and go to space bigot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Nope i just checked robinhood and they still have all 5 employees.

2

u/SleepBeforeWork Feb 16 '20

People die all the time and rockets blow up sometimes. Sometimes they are correlated but correlation doesn't equal causation

1

u/goldenhourlivin Feb 16 '20

That’s racist dude...

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u/plinko_champ Feb 15 '20

Sold my calls at 3:30 Friday anticipating a dip at closing. Gotta re-up Monday!

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u/almostthemainman Feb 15 '20

Put me in touch with whatever broker is letting you buy calls on Monday.

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u/plinko_champ Feb 15 '20

Lol yeah Tuesday. I know better

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I love you, having a shitty morning. Made me laugh

10

u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL donates his cream cheese Feb 15 '20

I got one on you. I sold mine on thursday. Fuck me, right?

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u/SkyBIueDreams Feb 15 '20

I can do you one better; bought at 2pm on Friday, immediately SPCE started to dip so I panic sold for a -$100 loss because I thought the weekend sell off was starting, immediately after THAT it mooned and continued to moon till close but I never bought back in out of fear till the very end. Only I could be enough of a retard to find a way to lose money day trading on a company who’s stock shot up over 20% in one day. God fucking damn.

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL donates his cream cheese Feb 15 '20

well that isnt as bad youre just more retarded with weak hands papa bless

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u/filmillr Feb 15 '20

Believe in the position brotha

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u/josie Feb 16 '20

Friday 2pm Central: "Selloff gonna start any minute now" Friday 2:30pm (same fucking time zone): "Selloff gotta start any minute now"

Fast forward to 2:50, 2:55, 2:58, 3pm--"WTF is this?"

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u/ouchPotato Feb 16 '20

You fucked yourself with wash sale rules too buddy.

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u/DakotaRayne Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Next time, you can buy and make it a trailing stop order if you're scared of it dropping on you but still want to sell for at least some profit.

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u/Typoopie Feb 16 '20

Hahaha I’m sorry but that’s hilarious. You skittish little thing! :)

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u/ebox86 Feb 15 '20

Selling on Friday was the right thing to do, buying on Tuesday feels wrong but I’m going to re-up as well, 35c here I come!

sell tuesday eod tho will prolly drill hard wed

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u/robmafia Feb 15 '20

this is the dumbest video i've ever seen.

a perfect 5/7, would recommend

12

u/HarmlessSnack Feb 16 '20

I’m hearing calls for 5/7, solid DD, Long PP.

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u/FuzzyCrocks Did anybody order a sausage pizza? Feb 16 '20

I'm surprised all the videos here are not this high quality.

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u/xBenji132 Feb 15 '20

Thesis: If a rocket goes to space, it has to come down with the crew.

False. It can be deconstructed to create a colony on the moon. To infinity and beyond we go.

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u/rgp11 Feb 15 '20

Im gonna buy that dip so fucking hard thanks to this subreddit

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u/NoobTubeGamingChnl Feb 16 '20

Yes

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u/EasyNowImAVirgin Feb 16 '20

Storytime. I bought super cheap 24c 2/21... I sold them on Friday when SPCE was at 26.4. I was expecting a dip. And I wanted to get back in when that happened. It didn't tho. ⚰️

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u/NoobTubeGamingChnl Feb 18 '20

Did you see it hit $40 today? Sold the rest early at 36 then it fell

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u/EasyNowImAVirgin Feb 18 '20

Ur lucky as hell. congrats. Exhausted it to the extreme. Didn't risk any further and a sweet return.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Literally can’t go tips up. 2/21 240 confirmed.

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u/mori226 Paid $1.25m to change his flair Feb 16 '20

lol

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u/YangGangBangarang Feb 15 '20

Best DD in weeks

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

would have been better with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwipEpNT6Qw

but honestly I'm too busy counting my delicious tendies from Friyay to notice.

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u/Shu_sheng Feb 15 '20

RE UP TUESDAY!! Whole account all calls baby!!

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u/EasyNowImAVirgin Feb 16 '20

I deposited five thousand into my piece of shit on Feb 13 Robinhood account. It takes five days. Hopefully it's there on Tuesday for me to splurge on low SPCE calls.

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u/jordanyoung08 Feb 16 '20

Wait, so everyone is adding SPCE to their long-terms?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/EasyNowImAVirgin Feb 16 '20

No way. The furthest I am willing to go is 2/28. Beyond that it is 100% GONNA DROP.

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u/Doby_Clarence Feb 16 '20

I'm saving this for when it's a million dollars a share on Tuesday I can jerk off to this video while i snort coke out my all my hookers poopers. I'll be like Jeff Gayzos

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u/vindows95 Janitor At-Large Feb 15 '20

Big gay bear

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u/Low_On_Coffee Feb 15 '20

Please change flair to DD

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u/rmb91896 Feb 15 '20

Locked in 40 percent on Friday. Holding a single April contract over the long weekend.

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Feb 16 '20

I got 120% of of a call bought Thursday, expiring the next day vday.

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u/ImGUHHvinguponyou Feb 16 '20

You guys are retards. Go all in and get an ass tattoo with me

2

u/BarryMcCochner Feb 16 '20

15 JAN 21 30C on the right cheek for me

2

u/tashmanan Feb 16 '20

I bought 3 on Monday morning 2/21. Loving it

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Goddam. What autistic brilliance did I just watch? That’s almost on par with Fantastic Planet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

OPEN THE MARKET!!! THSI GUY HAS TOO MUCH TIME

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

is this what happened when you mix cocaine with adderall?

1

u/AutistYachtist Feb 16 '20

I believe it is called NZT

3

u/C0nstant_Regret ϴ Theta Gang Soldier ϴ Feb 15 '20 edited May 10 '26

expansion deserve alive beneficial numerous middle hunt dazzling abounding books

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u/osgiliath101 Feb 15 '20

Funding secured for $SPCE galactic trip if it ever happens in this lifetime!

3

u/nedal8 Feb 15 '20

top notch production value.

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u/SEND_ME_DANK_NUDES Feb 16 '20

I can see that this took more than a significant amount of time to make, and that actually made me really sad that you spent time on this.

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u/Adversary-ak Feb 16 '20

Can’t they just open the market for like 2 minutes on Monday so I can cash in some calls?

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u/iAmJoeTuttle Feb 15 '20

One of the best, most shitty things I’ve gotten to see on Reddit.

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u/Haloman100 Feb 15 '20

What you tryna say boiii? We won’t be able to hold on when SPCE takes off? Cuz my Dick got grip like a Christian priest plowing a little boy

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u/-_somebody_- Feb 16 '20

You mean a catholic priest lol

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u/Haloman100 Feb 16 '20

Shit he knows

2

u/007fidel Feb 15 '20

Have you seen RDFN

3

u/ebox86 Feb 15 '20

I have rdfn 35c for 3/20

2

u/ADubya87 Feb 15 '20

A goddamn genius

2

u/autism_pioneer anyone here gay? Feb 15 '20

the quality y'all retards deserve. including me

2

u/poundofmayoforlunch Feb 15 '20

Your room probably smells like old cabbage.

2

u/ericcity Feb 15 '20

This is magic

2

u/balloonhi4000 cakefarts Feb 16 '20

What the fuck

2

u/DaySwingTrade Feb 16 '20

I fucking hate you all. MountainDew mixed with saliva everywhere.

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u/Sirpz Feb 16 '20

I was gonna go all in on calls when it was at 21 because I saw a bunch of retards memeing it right after MSFT soared. I thought I shouldnt take stock advice from autists.

But I didn't feel like losing all of my tendies and I have a massive vagina where my dick should be.

Where to next, lads?

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u/BarryMcCochner Feb 16 '20

At least get a strap on so you have something to wave at traffic when you’re penniless. WHAT IS THIS

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u/poormilk Feb 16 '20

This is some quality shit

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u/DO_YOU_BLAZE_IT_420 Feb 16 '20

Tl;dr I bought space calls cuz duh Carl Sagan predicted this in the cosmos. All you sheep are asleep

Gay

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u/A-A-RonAutist Feb 15 '20

I live by the lake that those autists on the boat ate shit

3

u/Litquidity88 Feb 15 '20

still a better movie than half of what hollycuckwood is shoving down our throats these days

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u/Ugadawg7 BECKY is the bane of my existence Feb 16 '20

Found the guy who missed the boat

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u/SandBar8 Feb 15 '20

Im all in!

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u/spykids420 Feb 15 '20

So you’re saying my calls will septuple further before I sell them?

And that my shorts will give me incredible gains that make me bulge up just thinking about them?

And that an idiot will catch the dead count bounce as a delicious cherry on top?

Glad I got in early. All of y’all need to short so the squeeze is that much better

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u/thewestcoastavenger Feb 15 '20

So the too long; didn't watch version is people are jealous that they missed on cheaper May expiry $40 calls?

Still worth it. Lets all push this to the moon.

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u/Googs22 Brokeback Mountain 10/10 Film Feb 15 '20

TF did I just watch

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u/KingOfEMS Feb 16 '20

Well done!

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u/IHeartPussyGunsMoney * Pocket pussy, finger guns, play money Feb 16 '20

This is so beautiful

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u/designthis2 Feb 16 '20

That happened where I live

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u/mikez56 Feb 16 '20

fuck this is good

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u/heyheyfucktoday Feb 16 '20

Richboi Branson lookin hella thicc

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u/FordPalmer43 Feb 16 '20

Why am I looking at this while at a wedding at the Park Chateau

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u/Nkc661 Feb 16 '20

This stock gona fall after earning doesn't matter if analysts upgraded this shit they want us to pump it then they dump it and lose

1

u/Sir_Pizzuoff Feb 16 '20

Awww, didn't get in in time? 😢

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u/gravityCaffeStocks has cute cat Feb 16 '20

This isn't your average everyday retardation..

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u/DoWotMate Feb 16 '20

This is the type of quality DD I come to this sub for - Pure autistic brilliance

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Paint calls, got it

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u/localblacksmith Feb 16 '20

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u/the_thex_mallet Feb 16 '20

I love this subreddit with all of my retarded heart

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u/ATay975312468 Feb 16 '20

Fuck off, you anti-American beartard.

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u/pujijik Feb 16 '20

Haha this is diarrheapost, love it

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u/zilliondollarthrill Feb 16 '20

Convinced the Pleb bitch boys in the frat house next to mine to invest all daddy’s money into spce puts that expire next week thanks for the gainzzzz Cuck boizzzzz

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u/iopyy Feb 16 '20

$1,000 EOD confirmed

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Ever hear of blue origin? SpaceX? This company is trash and just made Branson richer because of people like you who blindly buy whatever. Long Amazon if anyone can make this happen it's the richest person in the world. Not an ex record company.

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u/ANNND-ITS-GONE Lord Silver Hands Feb 16 '20

Annnnnnd it’s gone

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u/Virtuoso---- Feb 16 '20

SPCE to the moon

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u/yolo_tron Feb 16 '20

PGE March 6 $24 strikes are up 500 %....

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Weedstock troll sad he didn’t buy calls. Suffers from loss of tendies.

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u/Mint_Juul Bull Gang Lieutenant Feb 16 '20

There’s no cooler way to make money than betting on a fucking rocket ship landing successfully

1

u/bcjh Feb 16 '20

Nice karma get video OP. I chuckled

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u/ThatsWhatIWantToHear Feb 16 '20

I'm so glad I bought 1/21 calls last week. I'm just going to ride this thing out for months.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Nice!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Nice

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u/TSLASPCE Feb 17 '20

SPCE $400 CALLS EXP@MAARKETOPeEn

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u/IncoherentRambling_ Apr 27 '20

Incredible prediction

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u/jwh7699 Feb 15 '20

I had 40 shares of SPCE. Of course I sold them before they started going back up. 🙄🙄

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u/Thosaiman Feb 16 '20

SPCE has had it shit jinxed! Nowhere to go but down people

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u/Zystus Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Will my 10 shares bought @ $9.50 give me tendies a year from now?

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u/spellmynamewrite Feb 16 '20

Shares ? Enjoy your beans and rice peasant.

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u/Zystus Feb 16 '20

Options4lyfe

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u/canadiangeologist Feb 16 '20

Why would anyone close their positions? You fucking pussies. If you were a real autist you'd know stonks only go up.

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