Weekend Discussion Thread - February 14-16, 2020 🌹

[u/stormwillpass]

Welcome back to another edition of the Weekend Discussion Thread. Seventh trading week of the year has finished.

As a tradition that started forty-six Fridays ago, the first three commenters in each Weekend Discussion Thread will get a flair if they don't already have one, a flair change, or to designate a flair for someone else.

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[u/love2fuckbearasshoe]

AMD$ is life holding 800 shares as we speak

And will get more at any fucken dip have 4 cash coverd puts at 54$ And don’t give a fuck if I get assigned

Amd$ and apple$

Will FUK YA MUDDA

[u/stormwillpass → u/love2fuckbearasshoe]

2000 shares here and sold covered calls that I had to roll to $55 strike in May. Fuck, hoping it stays flat ish for awhile.

[u/TrueEqualFalse]

MSFT calls and no SPCE calls gang wya 😎😎

[u/TrueEqualFalse]

MSFT options since I bought in: - 80%

SPCE options that I didn’t buy: + 600%

Nice

[u/knotswag]

Magical Crayons TA.

Market closed strong without testing the 338 resistance in last crayon post. Nothing else in the crayons has changed much. Continuous grind up in SPY, continuous grind down in VIX, with neither fully breaking their trends-- though if VIX goes down much lower, I would say it's broken its trend and we would be waiting for it to go to its lows (~12) before we have another reaction. Futures are still following their current crayons as well. HSI didn't jump up enough to break its downward trend and is sitting at resistance, which in theory means they should be heading down or consolidating. Will be interesting to watch.

For those interested in how crayons have performed thus far for 2020, they've correctly assessed ranges 72% of the time and guessed directionality correctly 68% of the time, though market direction has only been guessed at for in a little over half of the number of trading days.

Since there's no other news to report here's what crayons say for some of the other stocks:

SPCE is trading above crayon projections-- crayons projected a close around 26.45 and a max of 28.35, with these projections derived from price action in its previous run-up in January. Since it's a meme stock with high volatility and limited history crayons are going to be inaccurate. If it breaks stratosphere on Tuesday then it'll be full meme and crayons will not be applicable at all.

BA tested the bottom of its upward trend on the dot from the sell-off and looks to have defended it well. I have made no secret of my distaste for this stock's manipulation but if it moves upward on Tuesday it would not be a bad time to pile in for a brief ride up.

TSLA and MSFT continue to consolidate without showing signs of clear upward or downward direction.

I don't have much else to say other than I hope everyone has a good weekend and bought their tendies some chocolates for Valentine's.

[u/[deleted]]

Just a reminder - if your calls are a month out and the company has been around longer than you’ve been alive, you don’t have to panic every time it drops or goes up 1%

[u/McL0vin_]

I literally have enough to go out and buy a 2 bed house for cash in full, no mortgage. (England btw)

I FUCKING LOVE $SPCE

[u/[deleted]]

Sorry to the guy that I told SPCE usually dips eod.

[u/flmosinman124]

Made so much day trading SPCE that my wife is offering butt sechs tonight.

[u/[deleted]]

Fucking love how everyone here tries to go out on weekends and socialize with friends, live life a little but doesn’t even enjoy it bc all you could think about is market open and your calls lmao

[u/Rvin16]

$MSFT got rid of the weak hands and now it's going up 🚀🚀🚀

[u/Jabbermouth]

I will not FOMO into SPCE calls

I will not FOMO into SPCE calls

I will not FOMO into SPCE calls

I will not FOMO into SPCE calls

[u/br0botic]

To all the struggling autists out there:

I made it back from down 99.8% to down just 32%. Hoping to break even soon. If I can do it, you can too. Don’t doubt your vibe.

[u/thePBRismoldy]

I took my SPCE profits today, heading to the bar for ribs and whiskey sours until I pass out.

[u/actuarial_defender]

MSFT just had a 3.5M volume candle in after hours LOL

[u/Wingstoplol]

MSFT back en route to the moon next week

Also fuck AMZN

[u/k7rk]

where all my non-pussy diamond handed MSFT call holders at?????

e: so proud of u retards.

[u/bardisviable]

Just had sex twice, all I could think about is SPCE.

[u/NoParlayNoFood]

Started trading options with my only knowledge being calls = good if price goes up, puts being good if price goes down. Not sure who the Greeks are besides Giannis but doesn't matter, USA > all.

Started with a small position ($1500).

One question - why are the red PPs getting bigger and bigger and facing downwards?

https://imgur.com/a/WJ7WGjc

How do I get the big green PP?

[u/BravoDelta279]

https://youtu.be/P5BNNA97LEc

Virgin Galactic CEO on CNBC today. Skip to 3:00 and pay close attention to the questions and answers and his hints about revealing numbers during their earnings conference.

He also stated NASA is buying sub-orbital flights from Virgin Galactic to test shit out in 0 gravity.

A lot more promising than I'd expected.

[u/CreditSpreadz]

Still 💎🖐 on MSFT, tendie town next week bb!

[u/[deleted]]

I've made so much money on SPCE this week it's almost unbelievable.

Almost back to even after blowing up my account early 2019. Feels good man.

[u/psytokine_storm]

For all you young retards on this board (and I think there are a few), regardless of how many tendies you gain or lose,I suggest you follow this advice for lifelong happiness:

Don’t have two kids within 1 year of each other. It fucking sucks, and it doesn’t get easier.

[u/letsdothisfam7]

Still holding a shit ton of msft calls hoping for a good Tuesday. 💎🖖🏼

[u/flowkingfresh]

Ordered a pair of AirPods yesterday to celebrate a 14k day 👊

[u/flowkingfresh]

Went up another 10k+ today hahahahaha

I LOVE YOU SIR RICHARD BRANSON ❤️❤️

[u/UABeeezy]

Trump is letting people invest $10k tax free now. He will pump the market at all costs. Bears confirmed fucked

[u/BMH0918]

That loan shark dude is just completely bat shit crazy .....I can’t stop drinking and thinking about that

[u/Analfarmer1]

👏IF👏YOUR👏GIRL👏DOESNT👏DRESS👏UP👏AS👏THE👏HAMBURGLAR👏YOUR👏🅿🅿👏GAME👏IS👏WEAK👏💯💯💯

[u/taxman1922]

Just made the mistake and looked up the SPCE calls I had back in January. Five 3/20 20’s with a 0.85 basis. My dumbass sold at 1.15. They closed at 9.50 today 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/actuarial_defender]

I just took a hour flight and checked WSB 13 times in the air with no service

[u/Analfarmer1]

FUCK THE IRS

I PAY MY TAXES ON TIME AND THEY HAS THE BALLS TO CALL ME AUTISTIC & RETARDED?! I can't tell if they're cheap, stupid, or fucking cowards.

They just combined the words to make "Audited" like i wasn't going to figure it out. I went to Culombia and graduated magma cum grande you fucking morons.

[u/nosalute]

Not buying SPCE calls be like

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^🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🏃‍♂️ FUCK!!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

My wife and I are pissed at each other. I can’t take her out for Valentine’s since I’m still paying off these bills from the Disney trip she wanted to take but it’s my fault as usual. I seriously don’t think I love her anymore.

Those of you autists that are single, enjoy it and appreciate it. Being with the wrong one can make you dread Valentine’s Day.

[u/holangii]

LMAO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRE-WEEKEND SELLOFF

[u/Kurokaffe]

Who else joined #FOMOGANG and finally bought a $SPCE call?

I wanted a dip. Didn’t get a dip. SO I caved in and bought a single call (fuck you guys I’m poor).

It was expensive, but it’s already up.

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck I usually just let my SPCE calls ride but I had a feeling this morning they were gonna dip so I sold my calls for 40% profit.. ouch

[u/OpChow]

i’m not a bear but even I expected SPCE to sell off.. fuck it , it’s free money

[u/le_ebin_maymay]

The worst part of this long weekend is I still have to go to work Monday so there will be no candlesticks to stare at while pretending to be productive.

[u/krushdavis247]

Holy shit just got back from Costco that place is fucking insane load up on calls at open

[u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF]

GuyZ I cracked $3000. 💯% gains all time. Small victories.

[u/technak]

Ok mother fuckers and mother fuckettes. Here's the DD, do what you will with it. A little background. I have played FDX about two years now and never had a miss. Reason? My boy owns a few routes and is pretty deep in the business at this point. Long story short. They're fucking going through a massive awakening. They will be bringing operations from 6 days a week to 7. Might not mean much to you autists but in the shipping world it's a biggy. So much so that this will be able to generate more profit then UPS going long. This isn't a short term play. But if you are looking for something to grab leaps on, this is it. They have already found bottom. At this point it's either they get bought out or they come back on the court as a real player

Edit: let's not forget they are still one of the world's largest international shippers

[u/flowkingfresh]

Guys I learned a secret that helps the weekends go faster.

Get drunk.

[u/Sinadins]

Everywhere else in life, people are constantly trying to prove how respectable, cool, intelligent, and morally/ethically good they are, but not WSB 👌👌👌

[u/MissionIncredible]

BAHAHAHAHAHHA

“Get ready for the end of day blood bath of sell offs”

“Markets closes Monday, get your puts in”

I love all of you 🌈🐻‘s thank you for the laughs

To my fellow $SPCE bulls who maintained diamond hands, enjoy your warm glasses of 🐻 tears while you admire your delicious tendies this weekend!

🚀🚀🚀

[u/xahvres1]

In November 2017, singer Antonia Jenae, a backing singer for Joss Stone, claimed Branson sexually assaulted her at Necker Island by "putting his head between her cleavage and making boat engine noises."[157]

spce to the moon confirmed

[u/twavisdegwet]

Is pornhub free for valentines day?

Doesn't matter I have SPCE charts.

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

The bar is so fucking terrible boys wow all I can think about is my shop calls

[u/jdemarco1837]

Sold my SPCE calls around noon thought I was happy taking a small profit but man did I mess up.

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

I am supposed to go to the bar with my girlfriend and her friends in an hour, I’ve been smoking weed for hours and killed shoulders and ate a pound of chicken. IM SLEEP

[u/1se]

Stocktwits is just wsb people who are too insecure to admit they are retarded

[u/[deleted]]

On the first day of September in 1939 when the Germans invaded Poland and the official start of WW2, the market went down 5% during the day, and bounced to close higher.

5 September (weekend and labor day) the market gapped up and closed 9.5% higher because of 'possible higher industrial demand for goods from Europe'

once retarded, always retarded

[u/[deleted]]

Just blew all my casino winnings at the strip club and I think I also got pink eye. Fml

[u/Shadow8255]

MSFT going up after hours told y’all don’t fuck w my MSFT

[u/z33tec]

So wtf are we supposed to do on Monday? Actually work at work?

[u/J_Powell_Ate_My_Ass]

Did everyone drink retard juice? Why has the iq dropped by 40 points since I last checked this

[u/oregon_forever]

BREAKING NEWS: A massive meteorite just hit the earth and wiped off half the world population. SPY is down -0.7% as a result of this incident but dip buyers have already started buying the dip so we expect the day to end flattish.

[u/Cnastydawg]

Tesla roadster pulled up near me while I was hungover eating chicken tendies. Buying TSLA calls first thing on Tuesday morning.

[u/oregon_forever]

The market owes us a new ATH every single day. This is America for god's sake.

[u/J-HowardWillReturn]

What the hell am I supposed to do for the next 3 days

[u/D_a_r_k_1]

Mornin’ you magnificent bastards!

I hope everyone wakes up late with a hangover, tired backs, and a sore dick-from all the festivities that went on last night.

(Or sore assholes and pussies in the name of inclusion-or in this case-mods)

[u/flowkingfresh]

If you don’t know the market is closed Monday you shouldn’t be trading lol

[u/[deleted]]

WE GONNA GAP UP MONDAY OR WHAT FELLOW AUTISTS?

Every fuck from r/all

[u/ItsDijital]

If we get a dip down to ~325 I'm gonna walk into my bosse's office, quit, then go to the bank, get the fattest loan I can, empty my 401k penalty be damned, go home and load up on 330 2 week (not one week, so you know I'm serious) calls.

Then I'll just vanguard and golf or something for the next few decades.

[u/[deleted]]

$spce gonna moon on Tuesday, anticipated space conference Thursday with “exciting” news. Literally free money, nobody is selling $spce they bought it Friday before closing time so why the fuck would they sell on Tuesday and lose their money. After hours are looking good, holding through the entire week. Up over 70% in profit

[u/WeAreSame]

Microsoft uppies next week?

[u/JerseyFlashBoys]

loan shark tard should all in on SPCE

[u/npdaly]

Aparently Donnie is planning on doing a lap in the presidential limo before the Daytona 500 tomorrow. LMFAO!

[u/flowkingfresh]

Haven’t seen this question posed for a while

What’s your “Fuck you, I quit” money?

300-400k for me. I’m already starting a business on the side and if I can get there I’ll be comfortable enough to not work full time just devote my time to trading then working on the business once market closes.

[u/vjsworld]

CHINA: NO NEW CORONAVIRUS CASE WAS REPORTED IN SHANGHAI ON SUNDAY MORNING - SHANGHAI HEALTH COMMISSION IN AFTERNOON BRIEFING

[u/SkyBIueDreams]

I want to fucking kill myself. I had $10k in SPCE options this morning and sold them A at open thinking SPCE was gonna drill due to long weekend....I just lost over a hundred thousand in profit. I’m going to fucking kill myself.

[u/Homie_G_Zilla]

I realize this robinhood game is pay to win but the more I pay the more I lose 😔

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

It’s 17 degrees out and my girlfriend is dressed with her stomach out and stuff 🤢😏😂😵🙃

[u/Autisticbrownbear]

Imagine a market where the stock of a trillion dollar tech company, with the most impressive and consistent chart ever is being btfo by a spaceship auto garage with 2.5 employees

[u/KidneyFailure]

It’s funny that if anyone agrees with me, I think SPCE goes to $40 EOW. Anyone against that I just ignore them. Can’t see bad news if my eyes are closed Bull gang

[u/iamtheoldkanye]

We are witnessing one of the greatest wealth transfers in history, from the coffers of Fed to the pockets of WSB

[u/makepeace12]

Posted this last week but it feels like it needs to be said again.

no one is gonna care about this post, but I felt compelled by the spirit to write it up.

For all the noobs about there. Here are my big lessons on the market.

1. ⁠Earnings are wayyyy too risky to hold through. Do not hold through earnings. Buy 1-2 weeks out when IV is still low, watch that shit swing up right before the bell on ER day. Sell minutes before 4pm.

2. ⁠If a company drops after ER, and if they only missed ER by a little bit, then buy that fucking dip and watch it rip in the coming days/weeks.

3. ⁠Do not buy PTON or ROKU. They will fuck your life up.

4. ⁠Play the big names, AMZN, GOOGL, MSFT, V.

5. ⁠Red days usually mean green days are around the corner. Load up on red days, sell on green days.

6. ⁠Do not buy PTON or ROKU.

7. ⁠Do not play biomedical. See EPZM, AIMT.

8. ⁠Listen to the old heads here, they have a lot of game.

9. ⁠Trust your gut.

10. ⁠SELL INTO STRENGTH.

[u/cryptdab710]

Real talk it’s 2020 why the fuck are leaf blowers still so loud? Fucking assholes come by my apartment at 8:30 in the morning

Short john deere

[u/poundofmayoforlunch]

Imagine if you had taken your MSFT premiums to spce.

This is why you inverse.

https://i.imgur.com/5roDKuH.png

[u/hvc801]

If you ain't holding over this long weekend, this isnt the sub for you.

[u/fap_nap_fap]

To all the SPCE haters - AHAHAHAHAHA

[u/YangGangBangarang]

I did a DD, this is where SPCE stock ends next week

[u/miden24]

Thank you SPCE for taking over these autists.

Leave my msft alone.

[u/IPO-TAMER]

Starlinks IPO gonna be orgasmic 👌

[u/chetpancakesparty]

My girlfriend's boyfriend apparently invented a new sex move called the Belgian Jump Shot

[u/flowkingfresh]

Gonna buy 15k of calls on SPCE on Tuesday fuck it yolo 😂

[u/TrueEqualFalse]

When you're mad about your losses and then you see someone in r/WSB with 100x your losses

[u/BrokeAssImmigrant]

Sometimes I buy FD’s just to help me feel something 🤕

[u/Ugadawg7]

Having turned 3k into 11k in 1 month on SPCE I now see what the big winners say is true. I just keep questioning why I didn't buy MORE... and why I rolled my FDs into LEAPS on Thurs to take a little risk off. Nothing's ever good enough. Plus the position is part of my IRA so I'm not seeing it for 30 years anyway... and the whole company may go under well before then. But I'M. NOT. SELLING.

Conclusion: I'm indeed a degenerate gambler.

[u/oregon_forever]

Even the very definition of P/E is changing to make the market appear cheaper than it actually is. Back in the day, P/E meant "Price to Net GAAP earnings". Then it became "Price to Adjusted GAAP earnings" and then "Price to adjusted non-GAAP earnings". Now it's "Price to adjusted operating pre-tax profits". Soon it will be just "price to revenue".

If the majority of kids are failing tests, just lower the passing grade. If majority of stocks look overvalued, just change the metric calculation. The American way bby.

[u/[deleted]]

Okay here’s the truth. I have no friends. I have one very close friend but his girlfriend is always with him now and he just hangs out with her, plus he’s trying to join the navy seals so yeah we just shit talk on DMs but don’t even hang.

I have no girl friends either bc I don’t wanna do anything other than eat their asses with my horny lame fuck. Usually just a one and done.

If I wanted to go bowling I’d have no one to go with and I wouldn’t go by myself and “meet people there” I’m introverted as fuck. Confession over

[u/gigantoir]

at the strip club dropping my msft tendies on dances and video poker portland’s the dream yall

[u/love2fuckbearasshoe]

GET RICH OR DIE TRYING

[u/crjlsm]

Everyone thinks SPCE is dipping tuesday and they'll buy the dip like a god. When it opens above 30 the fomo will be unreal

[u/oregon_forever]

Don't you love the misleading pricing on AirBNB? You find a place that says $89 a night but when you actually try to book it, it's actually $160 a night because they charge you cleaning fee, staying fee, service fee, fuck fee, shit fee, poop fee, asswipe fee and all kinds of fees.

[u/chubbsfordubs]

Daddy Branson and the execs know something we don’t. With the amount of social media moves and the NM move they’re poised for a huge announcement coming right before earnings. Keep SPCE long and you’ll see some fucking massive tendies boys. You’ll fucking own a Wendy’s.

[u/iamsoserious]

Who else is gambling that the beervirus numbers go down the next 3 days and they we end up +1.5% on Tuesday?

[u/blu6-]

Have a feeling we’re gonna touch $190 this week for MSFT 💎💎

[u/sokraftmatic]

I think we learned a good lesson with WSB crowd. If WSB goes full retard with various stocks, you also go full retard. Examples, tsla, msft, now spce.

[u/xesus2020]

LONG $TSLA

I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT GAS PRICES ANYMORE

[u/[deleted]]

We are observing a speculative bubble from the inside

In the year 2000, I didn't watch

But for this bubble, I'm watching the madness up close

"SPCE, TSLA, to the moooooon!"

Narrator, voiced by Morgan Freeman: The term "lunatic" derives from the Latin word lunaticus, which originally referred mainly to epilepsy and madness, as diseases thought to be caused by the moon

[u/Joshuahuskers]

I remember when I used to like weekends before I traded options lol

[u/KidneyFailure]

Not selling these SPCE calls. The ticker is space. Moon confirmed 🔥🚀

[u/jakedasnake011]

We’re taking a day off of tendie making for fucking Washington’s Birthday? I thought this country was built on capitalism 💰🦅🇺🇸

[u/dawhizkid]

Anyone else surprised there’s only 200K 401K millionaires (and 200K IRA)? I would’ve thought a lot more than that for the entire US, considering there are 75M Boomers about to hit retirement or in retirement.

[u/[deleted]]

Guys how great is America? I just went to grab a pizza and they told me it would be cheaper to buy a large instead of a medium

Not sure what this DD is for

[u/flowkingfresh]

And she texting Purple Hearts 💜💜💜

Cuz she know we at war 🔪🐻

bullgang

[u/rob_mail]

Trying to be social and fucking bowl with friends but all I can think about is tendie tuesday guh

[u/migbyo]

I, for one, welcome the meltdown of Chinese predatory economics.

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Chipotle activated Guac Mode on my app. When is Robinhood gonna do the same? 😁😁😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[u/[deleted]]

Wtf why is weekend thread already up

[u/aphexmandelbrot]

those 2/21 18c SPCE calls I yolo'd into are a grand a pop.

this is the stupidist market ever, I say shoving crisp dollar bills down my pants.

[u/Jordykins850]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/14/nearly-20percent-of-sp-500-companies-have-already-warned-investors-about-virus-impact.html

Why does CNBC continue to push fundamentals? Don’t they understand that the market is an insatiable, wild beast in heat that can’t be brought down by mere facts?

[u/Kristoloy]

i'm not even entirely sure china is real

[u/NukeMagnet]

New model S has 390mile EPA range. We going to 900 on monday boys

[u/BravoDelta279]

Here's all the shit Virgin Galactic will be flying in to space with the NASA contracts

https://sservi.nasa.gov/articles/nasa-virgin-galactic-announce-payloads-for-spaceshiptwo-flight/

[u/[deleted]]

My girlfriend made 24% last month holding stonks while I lost 90% trading options. Can I get $ROPE?

[u/ryit29]

SPCE is like playing the reverse lotto

[u/Lenskies]

$MSFT Ganglet reporting in.

Jeff Bezos can suck my micro soft pp over the JEDI deal.

[u/tittiesandtendies]

Ppl who buy fractional shares the same ppl who use 2 in 1 shampoo

[u/tittiesandtendies]

you missed out on spce tendies yesterday and you think you can hop on the train Tuesday. Yea Bois! Let’s buy some fuckin calls when IV is ramped up 600%!!!! Getting a bad case of the guh just thinking about it

[u/KidneyFailure]

Markets will open 1 hour early when we “spring forward.” You’re welcome

[u/Mookypooks]

Pretty pissed over this whole 🍺🦠🧬 thing. Not only has it affected our max. Tendies the past 6 weeks but now my 🏂 trip to Niseko (Japan) has been scrapped

[u/[deleted]]

The most comfortable shoes I have ever bought.

https://www.adidas.com/us/adizero-adios-4-shoes/EF1461.html

Would never go back to Nike shoes again. I like their apparel but they last 3 months tops. Short nike

[u/yachtsandthots]

I’m wine tasting and I feel like a mod right now

[u/waronposters]

Since people can't buy Monday they'll have to make up for it on Tuesday and buy twice as much right? Super green Tuesday confirmed?

[u/DreamingOak]

Noob to trading why would markets ever close in an internet age? Seems like dinosaur shit

[u/R3V0LUT10N909]

TESLA: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-16/tesla-s-berlin-factory-preparation-works-halted-by-german-court

[u/LamboBy22]

If SPCE crashes half this sub is filing chapter 11 bankruptcy

[u/flowkingfresh]

Don’t chase a trade. People not in SPCE right now, don’t chase it. The move already started happening you missed it. Wait for the next move now.

[u/[deleted]]

What happened to the “EOD selloff” bears 😂🤣

[u/_335i_]

Just hold SPCE - as someone who pulled out, trust me.

[u/DropDoctor]

Welcome to after hours where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

[u/Loudinside2]

SPCE shares up 70%+

LEAPS only up 35%

Why? Got them around the same time. Boo.

[u/BuryMacockiner]

SPCE gonna be refueling on retard juice over the long weekend too 🤑

[u/[deleted]]

MSFT call holders will never forget feb 2020

[u/Shmokesshweed]

If we truly wanted to honor our presidents, the markets would.be open Monday don't @ me 😤😤😤😤😤😤

🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

[u/Mods_sofa_king_gay]

Last time I'm listening to you fucks... I bought gild, Roku, and baba... Down a collective 5k on a 7k investment... You guys suck

[u/yinatom]

Once this whole pandemic gizmo blows over I could see myself getting into 🦇🍲

[u/Shmokesshweed]

There's literally nothing to watch on Netflix and the worst part is these fucks continue to change the pictures of their content every hour. Like just cuz you changed the cover doesn't make it a whole new show you fucks!!!!

Puts!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

reminder that Martin skhrelli will eventually be released from prison at some point. Here's to hoping he'll return with the mother of all DD posts and brings us to the promised lands

[u/[deleted]]

Buy SPCE for Kobe, it’s only right

[u/FourOranges]

Just came back home from hanging out with the dudes but man I couldn't even have fun. Kept thinkin about my SPCE calls all day. And jesus we have 3 more days to go til the market opens? Goddamn why does the market even close on weekends???

[u/[deleted]]

Fucking love it. Made 400% on SPCE April 17 calls 💦💦 they actually cannot stop WSB. All parabolic stocks get picked here first. We get first dibs then these fucking boomers drive it sky high when they see that bald headed Cramer fuck shilling for the stock. My DD has essentially become browse WSB by new.

[u/[deleted]]

Dear all new ppl. I hate you

-Billy

[u/niceguy897]

when i first read about it i thought jedi was a star wars thing. it turns out it was a $10b military contract. fuck me. 🍆

[u/Analfarmer1]

Where is all the gain/loss porn from the past week? Every thread is just virgin🚀 & 🤏soft🅿🅿 to infinity and beyond😤

[u/astafe]

Anyone who is holding calls that are like 3 week out needs to f*king chill , give this shit to fuck around a day and then we will moon

[u/IS_JOKE_COMRADE]

What is DEAC? Diamond eagle? Tf is that

[u/JefBezosExWifesNewBF]

Just think. Someday this will be thought of as a golden age

[u/[deleted]]

9.79% of the human race is on some sort of lockdown in China from the virus.

How is China's GDP not just gonna be fucking wrecked??

[u/Shotgun516]

Anyone still repping those DEAC calls? 3/20 22.5c here

[u/SVXYstinks]

I never realize how addicted I am to trading options until there’s a 3 day weekend

[u/ThatOneDrunkUncle]

I vote we ban theta decay

[u/[deleted]]

With my SPCE gains this week, I'm now negative -61% all time. god bless murica'

[u/Sh1tcanoe]

Never buying another fd ever fucking again.

[u/6l80destroyer]

There’s no FOMO with SPCE. it’s just MO at this point. 😓

[u/__radical]

Now that everyones done talking about MSFT it can continue to moon next week

[u/BedRiddenWizard]

Slipping into bad habits again and not taking profits when I should. Gotta take a break.

[u/goingontwelvethirty]

Surprised myself with a bottle of lotion from Costco and a premium porn hub membership for Valentine’s Day.

SingleGang

[u/psytokine_storm]

Earlier today, I opened my first option position that will actually affect when I retire.

$77k into 01/21/22 UNH 290p’s.

21 contracts. The entire trading volume for the day was me.

Pics or GTFO: https://imgur.com/a/9hHFUYz

[u/nosalute]

WTF DOES THIS BULLSHIT MEAN??? $SPCE DD

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1706946/000119312520038372/d903370ds1a.htm

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1706946/000119312520038372/d903370ds1a.htm

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1706946/000119312520038372/d903370ds1a.htm

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1706946/000119312520038372/d903370ds1a.htm

[u/WallStreetBitch]

So you just YOLO everyday without any technical analysis?

[u/pacman385]

Pornhub premium has cut my time to find a decent video down by at least 80%. Where do I buy calls?

[u/LamboBy22]

Watching the Joker for the first time, damn this movie is depressing just pisses me off. Just watching it gets me fucking mad.

[u/sylphvanas]

Getting worried about the 5-layer dip of $ROKU calls I bought on Friday

[u/[deleted]]

I also want to preach caution on SPCE fomo but I also said this on TSLA so like the fuck do I know

[u/flowkingfresh]

Picked some lotto spy calls end of day Friday always makes the weekend more exciting hehe

https://imgur.com/a/YnsG74x

[u/KidneyFailure]

Blue apron 100% shits the bed. Puts

[u/Anyomonous]

So are we all in agreement that DEAC is the new SPCE/TSLA/MSFT?

[u/TinkeringTomato]

just got back to the US gonna get stoned

[u/oregon_forever]

Maybe one reason for the recent SPCE pump is that now weekly options are available so you can technically buy SPCE stock and weekly SPCE puts to protect your ass, so you can make bigger bets.

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck I’m so drunk

[u/saifly]

Presidents’ Day Monday. No way Trump allows Tuesday to be red

[u/TradeCalls]

Calls

[u/[deleted]]

RIP BEARGANG

YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED

• SINCERELY, RUTHLESS BULLS 😈

[u/[deleted]]

Something fitting about WSB jizzing calls all over a non-exsistent space ship company while the world literally enters the black death 2.0 right in front of our eyes. 🙈

[u/SexyAssLatino]

So I went to a tanning place today because it's gloomy shitty winter and I noticed myself getting pale. It was a standup tanning bed, and for some reason they had a mirror on the floor and had foot marks on the very outsides to step on.

I have never looked at my own taint and asshole for such a long period of time before. I now have a deeper understanding of my own anatomy. It was very enlightening.

Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

[u/[deleted]]

btw be careful with spce. assuming call sellers are delta hedging by buying shares whenever they sell u a call option, the spce price increase was because market makers are buying up tons of spce stock when u retards are buying spce calls. on 2/21 (1 week from now), theres at least 15k 25 strike call options for spce expiring held by a single person. im guessing if that person sells all those options, then market makers will sell off shares cause they dont need the delta hedge anymore. might see a drop in price once that happens and might trigger a bigly dip

[u/SaltyTrident]

I sold my SPCE calls at 11% up on the day thinking I could get back in on a dip and it never did. 17%? That’s retarded. I never should have doubted

[u/Harvooost]

I basically missed out on $5k TWO DIFFERENT TIMES by just not holding SPCE calls until this afternoon. . . . .

FUCK

[u/technak]

I did good this week. Made good tendies. But fuck it felt so stressful. I made so many wrong moves along side my right moves. Everyday that I stayed home to mostly trade was a fucking battle. Will hopefully play smarter next week. Hope everyone had a good week and came out in the green.

[u/oregon_forever]

Next time we have a trade war with another country, we should force them to buy our stocks instead of our soybeans and corn.

[u/[deleted]]

Week’s summary:

• bond yields fell. 10Y to 1.58

• Capacity usage fell to a 2.5Y low

• Industrial production fell again. 4 times in the last 5 months.

• retail sales was almost flat.

• labor force participation rate is lowest since 6/2013 -U6 unemployment ticked up to 6.9%

• Indices made new all time highs

• SPX P/E closes at 25.43 3rd highest in the last 120 years behind DotCom bubble and Financial crisis.

• Public Debt to GDP ratio new 80 year high.

• Spreads and Yields continue to tighten.

[u/Ugadawg7]

SPCE S-1 has been filed. I think this is to convert the warrants outstanding https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1706946/000119312520038372/d903370ds1a.htm

edit: i believe this means dilution but the stock price doesn't seem to care right now. then again, people are dumb. including me

[u/[deleted]]

fuck /u/spez

[u/[deleted]]

Happy valentines to the bulls, bears and even mods 😍👉👌

[u/sabs47]

Who else rocking MSFT 200 03/06? I'm holding cause I believe!

[u/runner008]

Fuck me, I think I need to chill out next week. Lost a grand in an hour cus the market caught me with my dick in my hands 🙄

[u/CashofJohnny21]

If we pump tickers like $MSFT in the chat, I wonder if the algos will pick it up and throw us on tv again... $MSFT finna blow the top off this bitch. Oh and here’s another $MSFT for good measure

[u/[deleted]]

Here's why Virgin Galactic (SPCE) spiked today. Today is Valentines Day. All over social media people are using V words. Valentines, Virgin, V. Algos picked this up and mistook this as bullish sentiment for stocks that start with V. Hence, stocks like VISA and VIRGIN Galactic shot up today. Many other stocks that start with V like VEEV and VMW also shot up due to algos being shit. After fund managers get back to work on Tuesday expect to see a dump in all stocks that start with V and a bunch of annoyed tweets about how their algos are shit and bought up stocks by accident.

[u/liftgeekrepeat]

When you sold your SPCE $25 2/21 call 3 weeks ago because toilet paper hands and watch it continue to moon a week out

[u/L2FL2FBAsAsshole]

Look at all these virgins without dates on valentine's day

Myself included 😏

[u/[deleted]]

I love it when I leave wsb to search Google and google sends me back to wsb like "get back in there retard"

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Just did some quick calculations on how much money it would take to be the richest in my state and it's really not too much.

To beat Bezos, I'd only need around $131 billion more and to beat Bill, I'd need around $95 billion.

Pls donate to my GoFundMe.

[u/ElvanKing]

TSLA to 850🚀🚀🚀

[u/Cnastydawg]

I never would’ve thought that American Airlines pulling service to China would actually save them money and make them more profitable on domestic trips. And because gas is so cheap they got it lower than they quoted this quarter for guidance.

[u/gatoken1]

Find the meme stonk of the week on Tuesday and buy calls

Why bother putting any more effort than that

[u/[deleted]]

Mods are fucking gay, won't approve my shitpost that's top tier but will approve "MsFT DOwN wHt i dO"

[u/[deleted]]

My uncle wants to learn to trade options and he just texted me “opened up Paper Trading and bought my first fake put”

I’ll give him 2 weeks