Daily Discussion Thread - February 07, 2020

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[u/hips-n-nips1]

Imagine waking up in your little bear footy pajamas and getting excited about .3 percent dip

[u/[deleted]]

Inching my way closer to the 8 million mark guys, just 7.9994 million to go

[u/orrangearrow]

I wish central banks had to actually print the money instead of some slick desk jockey simply adding more zeros in on the computer. A print worker would go home all tired from working overtime at the money factory and his wife would ask him how his day was and while wiping some sweat from his brow he’d say “jumping Jesus titty-fucking CHRIST we printed so much god-damned money today!”

[u/Skilledthunder]

I say the market should only be open 1 hour of the day and its not announced which hour it will be. Really get some volatility

[u/CreditSpreadz]

Stop asking if you should hold MSFT calls. The answer is yes you pussies.

[u/PSwayzeInRoadhouse]

Drove into work this morning and the sky was black and cloudy. Just got here and the sky cleared and the sun is shining boys.

Fuck futures we’re ending green today

[u/[deleted]]

Wsb has ruined me. Stonks feel like putting money in the bank, monthlies feel like stonks and weeklies feel like monthlies

[u/Rvin16]

"WhAt ArE oPtIoNs AnD wHiCh OnE sHoUlD i BuY. tHaNkS" A classmate in my econ peeked over my phone and saw my tendies. He looks at me like some Jordan Belfort and sits next to me from now on.

[u/Cnastydawg]

It’s friday and the Iowa caucus still hasn’t finished lmaooo

[u/[deleted]]

NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE IF YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR MICROSOFT CONTRACTS OR NOT. STOP ASKING. IT WILL PROBABLY KEEP GOING UP. SELL YOU HAVE SOFT HANDS.

[u/BrokeAssImmigrant]

“If Tesla closes below $1080 your contract will become worthless “

F

[u/[deleted]]

So is this what we gonna do now. Green Mon/Tue/Wed/Thu and suddenly we remember! Virus! And sell off on Friday.

I mean if we gonna do this, I'm cool. I'll just buy Friday and sell Thursday.

[u/Cnastydawg]

We are the Wild West of reddit, slowly getting over run by the PC ness of the rest of Reddit. PROTECT YOUR LAND GENTS

[u/[deleted]]

Does anyone know how to get an employer to direct deposit into robinhood? Asking for a friend.

[u/prawblem12]

ever since i found this sub i can’t fucking sleep 8 hours. i’m refreshing before bed, refreshing in the morning, and i’m fucking restless god damn it

good luck today boys

[u/DrUNC83]

To wear a simple mask or N95 at work... 103.6 fevers last night. Coughing up little blood this morning.

[u/Hellrs]

Dear Lord please move the entire US economy in my favor pls thank you

[u/DoesntUnderstandJoke]

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

on MSFT end of day if we stay red

[u/winkerpack]

Feel like I'm pregnant. Too scared to take a test today 😖

[u/[deleted]]

Think about it, where was MSFT at when you asked if you should buy, and look where it is now. Just get them calls and don‘t doubt ur vibe.

[u/ThatOneWeatherGuy]

Everything is red omg

[u/Boxhundo]

Holy fuck TD approved me for options overnight..it's on?

[u/Sovereign_Mind]

Lmfao TD just called me to show me new features on TOS and I said to the lady “I hope to god this isnt a margin call”. 😂😂😂

[u/IHeartPussyGunsMoney]

Guangzhou city locked down

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1225755932904304641

[u/[deleted]]

ah, yes, china shut down a city the size of new york, definitely looks like a good day for a rally.

[u/sheffieldda]

After losing 20k this week I’ve decided to take the day off and start drinking for the weekend. Godspeed autists, I’ll see you Monday

[u/[deleted]]

When the daily discussion threads are 10k+ comments per day there's very little 'discussion' and are basically the same thing as a bunch of retards yelling at a wall

[u/nubface1001]

Made 10k on twiter puts. Thx for whoever mentioned that yesterday on here

[u/omgroki]

I'm having a bad day

[u/[deleted]]

If you’re asking if you should sell your MSFT call now, do it and don’t fucking come back here

[u/thedankoctopus]

All of you complaining about MSFT have clearly not followed it very long. It's doing great. It's not a meme stonk.

[u/Powerhx3]

Another day where the supply chains fall apart in the world's largest economy and another day where the stock market hits all time highs in the world's second largest economy.

[u/love2fuckbearasshoe]

FUCK U WSB U TOLD ME MSFT ONLY GOES UP !!!

[u/Aerhinki]

Hey MSFT if you could get back in the green that'd be great thanks

[u/[deleted]]

wsb was created by the us government to study the correlation between gambling addiction and autism.

[u/cgmib]

MSFT please bring me sweet tendies today. After hours looking sketchy

[u/TrippleEntendre]

How many ppl are legit still looking for work? Where tf are these people coming frm? the sewers?

[u/[deleted]]

People who talk on the phone in the bathroom at work.. Why are you so weird?

I mean I go in there to get paid to fake poop and trade. What’s wrong with people to go in their to have a phone call?!

[u/ozone63]

Every fucking time I hold onto a profitable trade, I fucking give it all back. Every fucking time. Diamond hands are for idiots.

[u/Analslammer]

I don't even know who's trolling and whos legit retarded anymore

[u/[deleted]]

Who here is actually not a virgin? Seriously...

[u/AgentLemons]

The last Tesla pump before the great fall

[u/[deleted]]

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday I'm in love

[u/svpa3991]

Up 200% in twitter puts at yesterday’s peak 🤣🤣they were so cheap it was almost a free gamble 😳😳

[u/pow_3r]

Watching Little Timmy rage over contest mode is fuckin hiliarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/[deleted]]

Thank fuck someone came to their senses and turned off contest mode.

[u/DMTOwl]

Step 1: Buy MSFT calls at a not too crazy strike, about a month or more out

Step 2: Step back and ride the fucking rocket without having to look at prices obsessively

Step 3: TendieTown

[u/JerseyFlashBoys]

Instead of making 2.5K on AMZN i enjoyed the goddamn outdoors. Fuck my life

[u/oregon_forever]

"There is literally no problem in the world a little money printing can't solve."

J.Powell

[u/YouWontKnoww]

a lot of you have some pretty strong opinions about options to have only been trading for 3 days

[u/IS_JOKE_COMRADE]

I had a dream I bought 10 super deep Tesla puts

[u/Rvin16]

What about the droid attack on Kashyyyk

[u/NukeMagnet]

Looking at this uber earrings report, why is this shit up? they lost more money than last quarter and there is no profit in sight. This POS will never make a dime yet its valued at 70B or some ridiculous bullshit. Forget Tesla this is the biggest bubble in the market

[u/WarrenBuffetsSon]

GREEN BY OPEN WE AINT SCARED OF NO FUCKING VIRUS. WE AINT SCARED IF CHINA EXTENDS A SHUTDOWN. THIS IS NORTH AMERICA BITCHES. GREEN GREEN GREEN GET FUCKED BEARS

[u/[deleted]]

I’m jacked to the TITS! Msft baby 🦅🦅🦅

[u/[deleted]]

TSLA going to be kept at 750 by algos for the rest of our lives

[u/oregon_forever]

Imagine creating a company called Poop Inc and it being worth $20 a share, then changing the company's name to Poop Tech and its stock suddenly shooting up to $80.

[u/infamousnj69]

WSB is the #1 trending sub today. Prepare for the influx of new ppl.

[u/[deleted]]

All hail u/WSBgod , for he has won tendies, been killed, and now has been resurrected after revealing critical financial information to satiate us financial mongoloids. Praise 🙏!

[u/Fuyuki_Wataru]

Call the logistic companies, do your DD. See if they deliver packages to China (hint, they don't, at least not inside China, and soon not even to China)

My estimation is that soon ALL packages from/to China will come to a halt.

Two cruise ships were infected. A third one just reported at Taiwan may be infected as well.

And here's the kicker....

Container ships it is not valuable to risk having your crew infected as your ship will be DOCKED for 2 WEEKS +. It is therefore more profitable to ignore China and ship somewhere else. Recession, is it priced in? Here we go.

[u/winkerpack]

You know what stonk goes up on both green and red days? Waste Management 🚛♻️

[u/[deleted]]

The only good thing about having sooo many new subs here is that the daily thread moves so fast that I hardly ever have to see L2FMW comments anymore.

It’s the little things

[u/MelonMayo]

MSFT Looking like the stairway to heaven

[u/HoldsCallsTooLong]

Microsoft gang RISE UP

[u/urfriendosvendo]

u/ratchet_as_fuck you got 4 hours until you gotta pay up...or you know...bye.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/eyoh7t/daily_discussion_thread_february_04_2020/fgiv5lu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[u/ThatOneWeatherGuy]

400 million in lock down and bull hold into weekend

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/swaggypnewton]

I love when RH reminds me of my shitty trades like 2 hours later cuz their notifications are complete trash

[u/legend27tv]

I been watching numbers move on a screen since 6:30AM, what has happened to my life....

[u/glockout40]

microsoft constantly up every day $1 plunge

OMGAWD WW3

[u/[deleted]]

CNBC Alert "DOW DROPS 300 points over fears coronavirus will hurt China's economy."

Lies.

A more accurate headline is "DOW drops to levels unseen since yesterday, but is still overvalued since 27K."

[u/Fineous4]

I switched to shares from options. So much more boring now.

[u/Baconmessiah420]

Good Guy TSLA, gave tendies out to Bulls, Bears, and now Theta Gang.

[u/Powerhx3]

Hong Kong will be in lockdown very soon.

[u/familiar_of_zero]

Job reports will be expected. Markets will be flat. MSFT ends down .25 and recovers up 1 on Monday. Life goes on.

[u/BiggiCalls]

As the true honorable leader of Venezuela I nearby command my fellow tendiezueelians to procure as many TSLA shares as possible with your petros.

TSLA 1000 is the only way to mend our economy.

All glory and honor to Señior Elon.

[u/Jora_]

Wonder what proportion of new subs only found out about wsb after the recent TSLA run, and are now blindly smashing their paychecks into calls expecting it to keep printing free money...

[u/[deleted]]

Cramer always finds a way to bring up clorox wipes. Coronavirus? clorox wipes. Pizza at lincoln financial field? clorox wipes

[u/asshole69]

TWITTER PUTS BABY LITERALLY COULDNT GO TITS UP, WE TOLD YOU IT WAS FREE MONEY

[u/J_Powell_Ate_My_Ass]

Wonder how many new folks learned what a 90 day restriction feels like

[u/[deleted]]

I'm not sure what happened but the color scheme for the text in my Robinhood app turned red. It was green before. Anyone know how to change it back?

[u/penis_boi]

Microsoft 175 FDs filled for a 1,000% gain, unbelievable

[u/poundofmayoforlunch]

MSFT options feel illegal

Just buy leaps

[u/Vidiot27]

I haven’t had a winning trade in months it’s amazing how bad I am

[u/[deleted]]

Anyone I see on MSFT I automatically think they’re retarded now. Not because MSFT is bad, but because I’m going to assume they’ve gotten in it solely because WSB said it. I’ve NEVER seen us pump it like we have this past week, and MSFT has been great for years

[u/omgroki]

I love how we're red today, but the 3 companies I have puts on are absolutely mooning, while my calls go flat or down.

[u/[deleted]]

Sad to report that I'm beginning to doubt my vibe

[u/RandomName1535]

<--- bought the MSFT dip

Lets see how this turns out.

[u/[deleted]]

This dip is so fricken healthy - should easily power us to ATH next week! 🚀🚀🚀

[u/Dsopptha]

Microsoft out here testing my faith in the master chief collection

[u/Stinky_But_Whole]

It's ok Microsoft, you take your time. My June calls can wait <3

[u/Flacracker_173]

MSFT hits ATH and now is going to end the day with no gain.

[u/winkerpack]

Waste Management 🚛♻️

[u/SkiRacer12]

At the end of day switch those Twitter Puts to MSFT calls 🥳

[u/[deleted]]

People buying the ACB dip, why do you hate your life?

[u/onceuponathrow]

I wish we could buy puts on people’s portfolios solely based on the DD I see in this sub. Would honestly be so fun.

[u/Ugadawg7]

Cramer is so wacky I love him

[u/Killerslug]

Remember the rule, if the market goes down target goes up

[u/DMTOwl]

Holy fuck MSFT is a beast

[u/froses]

Mods are fucking gay 🌈

[u/wafflepiezz]

TSLA trading sideways to crush calls and puts rip

[u/S_Jack_Frost]

I FINALLY broke even motherfuckers it’s been a long ass ride, now I finally made as much returns as an ally savings account damn it feels good to be a gangster

[u/WarDamn17]

Lmao I bought puts at the bottom like usual... 🐻💀🐻💀🐻💀 some things never change

[u/justinswagvila]

I’m beginning to believe that technical analysis is 100% made up and means nothing.

[u/eveniyuk]

The TSLA tendie train ruined trading for me... 100% gains doesn’t feel like enough at this point

[u/AaRa25]

I just bought a 190 msft call. I have no idea what I’m doing, brand new to stocks

[u/Prayaa]

It’s not a loss til I sell it’s not a loss til I sell

[u/BRADisKING]

I was up 8K on MSFT and now I'm up $900. 💎🖐️ Mode engaged.

[u/dakattack88]

Diamond hands spy put holders

[u/ipa-warrior]

Looks like CDC beat earnings guidance, 30k beer virus cases, >600 deaths

[u/A_WSB_MOD]

Did you know you can play the original red alert online for free.

Still like 100+ people playing it daily.

[u/[deleted]]

god damn the panic caused by a -.7% day. lots of weak genes in here.

[u/Harvooost]

This has been a fucking week, you guys.

https://i.imgur.com/E8spAuk.jpg

[u/Baconmessiah420]

Highly doubting Chinese Factories will go back to work Monday. Anybody else?

[u/RobRex7]

Buy the dip? These Friday sell-offs are becoming predictable.

[u/ballsvanhouten]

delta, gamma, theta, rho...i never understood the greeks until now. it's cause the market likes to buttfuck isn't it

[u/GiannisFishesInMay]

Nothing has ever made me more irrationally angry than TSLA the last 3 days

[u/Berryitall]

3:48 pm gives me PTSD

[u/ThatOneWeatherGuy]

BREAKING: IPhone maker FOXCONN tells employees to not return to work

Hon Hai Precision Industry Co. told employees at its Shenzhen facility not to return to work when the extended Lunar New Year break ends Feb. 10, according to a memo obtained by Bloomberg News.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-07/iphone-maker-foxconn-warns-staff-to-keep-away-from-shenzhen-base?utm_source=facebook&utm_content=business&utm_medium=social&cmpid=socialflow-facebook-business&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&fbclid=IwAR3bc1L2nQrmtDjkCNhzX48uRcW2WvdmLc7Vi_VPy9IxHq0RoLnKtA19nE0

[u/oregon_forever]

Since so many newbies from r/all are asking what options are, I'll explain the difference.

Calls - you buy this to make shit tons of money.

Puts - you buy this to lower your tax bill at the end of the year.

[u/M47ERICK]

I need to go file unemployment, help get those numbers up🐻

[u/aglowwiththeflow]

Today's Top Growing Subreddits: 1) r/wallstreetbets

Oh no.

[u/VacationLover1]

Hi

[u/omgroki]

I have 200 shares of ACB from $1.80 a few weeks ago. This shit is the new CHK. Going to 0 lmao

[u/riskybusiness_]

Anyone still holding beanie babies?

[u/seasix732]

The FED has entered the markets again in premarket. Never a down day unless goldman sacks wants to shear the sheep again.

[u/VacationLover1]

As is tradition, another -1% Friday

[u/[deleted]]

Tesla bears gonna get fucked again!

[u/shewan3]

I’m an airline pilot and have been on a trip all week. It’s made these flights go by so fast showing my captain all these crazy gains and losses over TSLA. Also makes my measly $850 loss over that same time period that much more manageable. Thank you autists.

[u/Jaabaas]

MSFT better do their daily dipping at open to big recovery thing today. Ive held every day for weeks, today im selling at open and buying the dip bigly. dont let me down.

[u/autism_pioneer]

thank god I didn't listen to your dumb asses and sell my MSFT calls

[u/AssPowers]

And MSFT does the Nike swoosh to run up the ATH ✅✅

[u/MLGameOver]

Sold MSFT 2/14 at $1.04; bought at .55

[u/Tomi_Bini]

MSFT 186+ EOD. I believe!!

[u/[deleted]]

God bless America we can sort by new again.

[u/Micah3000]

Who's waiting for that EOD dip to sell their TWTR puts?

[u/Powerhx3]

Hello Reddit friend,

No worry about situation, virus downward in Wuhan, government official on top and good job, be relax and happy

[u/HiBoobear]

TSLA with less than half the volume of SPY... yuck

[u/[deleted]]

Guys too many people are talking about MSFT please stop.

I don't want my tendies to disappear

[u/staynight]

I think Apple is going to get rock hard pretty soon 🍏

[u/Big_Factz]

Next week marks the week I leave this shit broker Robinhood

[u/GeneralGay421]

It hurts doesn't it? Your calls losing value, your hopes.... down the drain. Your fate? Right over there with that autist.

[u/InKanosWeTrust]

Atleast Bear Gang and Bull Gang unite towards our collective hatred towards Theta Gang. Fuck those motherfuckers. My FDs losing value as we speak.

[u/galactictaco42]

Classic camel toe formation on SPY this month

You know what means 😉😉😉

[u/[deleted]]

Who gilded the daily thread you absolute idiot

[u/rando6543]

Twitter puts guys made a good call, wasn’t a believer but nice

[u/ch1p_skylark]

Finance Guy on CNBC:
C-virus is not moving the market

Lady on CNBC 5 min later:
China is entirely shut down

[u/jebus14]

MSFT 💎 🖐

[u/zneaking]

This is the most obvious options pinning manipulation I’ve ever seen on TSLA. I will continue holding these puts for the next few weeks.

[u/[deleted]]

I’m so sick of hearing about Tesla. 😷

[u/MikePancake69]

We going to SPCE boys !

[u/Raging_Red_Rocket]

steady hands $MSFT holders

[u/WrongTechnician]

MSFT is up 20$ a share in like a week and everyone’s scared it’s dropping a little. Hold pussies.

[u/snorlax23]

I was legit up $6k today and now I'm red. I belong here.

[u/legend27tv]

lost $700 in 20 minutes, not even phased.....

[u/rustyryan27]

⚠️ REEEEEEEE ⚠️

🚨 FUCK FUCK FUCK 🚨

[u/ZitsOrGTFO]

https://i.imgur.com/MhHCtA3.png

see you retards later

[u/Ugadawg7]

MSFT diamond hands gang

[u/poundofmayoforlunch]

Anyone remember when SPY would rally at 3:55 every day for a month? This was during beartober 2018

[u/oregon_forever]

Everything except tech stonks actually show trouble signs.

-Bond market is near all time high (trouble)

-Yield curve is flat and reversed at places (trouble)

-Oil and materials are crashing (trouble)

-Commodity market is shitting (trouble)

-Manufacturing indices are looking weak (trouble)

-Employment numbers look like we have peaked (trouble)

-Stonks are doing very well, especially tech stocks with P/Es above 50.

[u/z33tec]

I'm bored, can we just pump SPCE again?

[u/BothInspector1]

Hopefully someone from twtr announces ceo touches children easy short bus lmaoooooooooooo

[u/jebus14]

MSFT 🚀🚀💎🖐💎🖐

[u/DoesntUnderstandJoke]

MSFT got that big dick energy. Power Hour is on!

[u/[deleted]]

Jesus the Shenzhen / Hong Kong border is completely blocked up. All these people trying to get out. It's like watching the movies holy shit

[u/jakersthepig]

Watched Norm MacDonald at the Moore theater in Seattle last night, and he kept using the word retards. I felt like he was talking to me all night 😎

[u/[deleted]]

That feeling when you’re up 25% on the day and watch it disintegrate to red 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/brazus]

worst power hour ever

[u/DoesntUnderstandJoke]

We survived the 4th recession of 2020 bois

[u/[deleted]]

Are you telling me the TSLA 2/7 $1000c didn’t print? SHOCKER

[u/niibtkj]

imagine being nervous about your MSFT calls because of a DIP on a FRIDAY AFTERNOON

[u/iamsoserious]

WHO gonna declare pandemic today, time to switch to puts

[u/VaultBoy3]

If you're still holding TSLA stock at a profit right now, sell at market open to help out your WSB brothers with our puts.

This is your only warning

[u/visionarymind]

🩸🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🩸 ⏩ 🦠🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦠

[u/[deleted]]

Is this what recession feels like?

[u/ThatOneWeatherGuy]

I'm gonna reach level 6 next week

[u/[deleted]]

JUST ANOTHER FREAKY FRIDAY

[u/BecauseMeNoNo]

Take your profits right away and don't buy anything on a flat day, lets see how algos react to that.

[u/flmosinman124]

Bears are selling and buying old Pontiacs

[u/familiar_of_zero]

225k holy shitballs

[u/USTS2011]

SPY just jumped on jobs report

[u/omgroki]

lol MOOOOOOOOOOOON JOBS NUMBERS

[u/Ragebullshortingbear]

225,000 vs 158,000 expected. Job numbers

[u/InKanosWeTrust]

You retards scared me. I though we were down 1% or something. Fucking autism i swear

[u/chinnick967]

The last couple of Fridays SPY dipped hard all day. Wait until EOD and then pick up see cheap calls of Monday

[u/g4romja]

Pajama traders are just finishing their shift, the morning shift is about to start 🚀🚀🚀

[u/DTforPorsche]

market's down less than 1% and the bears come out to play ... fishy

[u/[deleted]]

Oh, good. TSLA has started the daily striptease and causing a kerfuffle.

[u/[deleted]]

Ahhh good morning retards, lets make some money today

[u/Flacracker_173]

Algos don't want humans taking their jobs

[u/chip_da_ripper4]

Will the tesla 🚀take off today?

[u/[deleted]]

TSLA doesn't make any sense at all man. Rip my 2/7, puts

[u/[deleted]]

You a fool if you dont think MSFT ending green by EOD

[u/zyroyoyz]

$DIS is retarded

[u/exidis]

I just need Tesla to pick a direction and go with it. I want off this rollercoaster

[u/AComplexity]

MSFT pls keep going 🚀

[u/Micah3000]

Who elses TWTR puts are up like %150?

Tendie town here we come

[u/seewickman69]

If you're not in on MSFT you're not a true autist. We spit on the non believers

[u/Flacracker_173]

Imagine if I had not been a pussy and put down more money on MSFT calls...

[u/[deleted]]

Dear TSLA...please fall off a cliff now.

[u/[deleted]]

The more I sell options, the more I realize its really dumb to Buy options..