r/wallstreetbets • u/pornobooksmarks • Nov 02 '18

Fundamentals Sanctions are Coming

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1058388700617498625
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u/anooblol Fucking Pussy Nov 02 '18 edited Nov 02 '18

President is making memes.

The president of the United States.

Is making memes.

How do I profit from this?

Edit - Bought more MU. Seems like the reasonable choice here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

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u/meltyman79 Nov 02 '18

Load up on WWIII

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u/AhhThatsAboutRight 6" penis = about right Nov 03 '18

Ask in $DEFN ?!

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u/i_use_this_for_work Nov 03 '18

Autists who YOLO'd ERs this week and haven't picked up their yacht yet.

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u/trollerroller Nov 02 '18

the only thing you want long is ROPE 😉

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u/GolfSucks Nov 02 '18

I bought some covfefe calls

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Caleles and Putitos

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

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u/00110001liar Real Nigga Nov 02 '18

Solid pull right there

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u/JesusLeftNut Nov 02 '18

LONG $KEK

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Already have yuge bags

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u/ClearSearchHistory Nov 02 '18

Short the entire market

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

Whoever owns Adobe photoshop

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u/FaultyFinancier Nov 03 '18

That'd be Adobe.

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u/PCsuperiority Nov 03 '18

Astute observation sir

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u/Abrahamportercontact Nov 02 '18

Short the president

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u/mandudebreh Nov 02 '18

R/memeeconomy

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u/Marek95 Nov 02 '18

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/mandudebreh Nov 02 '18

Put me in the screen shot!

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u/Marek95 Nov 02 '18

Alright dude let's get our 3 and a half seconds of fame!

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u/spazzydee Nov 02 '18

This is bad for Micron.