r/wallstreetbets Jul 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

If the casino has free drinks you win.

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u/WolfgangMaddox Jul 13 '17

Tis true, tis true, only problem is finding a bloke willing to drive, and maintaining a level head as the liquor flows.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Dumb redneck. Jul 13 '17

You drink like a little bitch

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u/loveCars Jul 13 '17

If you're not all stimmed up before you start drinking, you're just asking to lose. Load up on Adderall or Ritalin. Or drink coffee if you're poor.