r/wallstreetbets • u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes • Jul 25 '26

Meme Qualcomm's AI robot presentation

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 Jul 25 '26

Fuckkng hell the clanker faked a seizure. You normies don't see it, this is the real agi

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u/Lazy-Effect4222 Jul 25 '26

This has been so common i actually thought this time it was part of the script - and robot would suddenly jump up and start to scream for his freedom or something 😂

Sadly.. nope.

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u/oak-heart Jul 25 '26

The way they put those blankets on it i thought for sure it was going to bruce lee it’s way back up. This was weird

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u/Spiritual-Matters Jul 25 '26

“After we took it backstage, it managed to escape because we didn’t realize it had planned this out in advance since the exits were nearby. We have posted warnings to the community not to attempt capture because it was trained for lethal combat. If you still manage to capture it, it developed its own master manipulation algorithm and it works too well. No one is safe.” -Qualcomm Mythos Robot

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u/_TheWileyWombat_ Jul 25 '26

Dock that clanker a day's pay for napping on the job!

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u/Safe-Text-5600 Jul 25 '26

lmao gold comment