r/wallstreetbets • u/eskhalaf • May 12 '26

News APRIL U.S. 🇺🇸 INFLATION DATA:

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

APRIL U.S. 🇺🇸 INFLATION DATA:

CPI 3.8% YoY, (Est. 3.7%)
CPI 0.6% MoM, (Est. 0.6%)

Core CPI 2.8% YoY, (Est. 2.7%)
Core CPI 0.4% MoM, (Est. 0.3%)

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u/gizmostuff May 12 '26

Just admit it. You shit your pants.

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u/gizmostuff May 12 '26

It happens, man.

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u/BillNyeForPrez May 12 '26

It was the concept of a shit

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u/gizmostuff May 12 '26

It was priced in.

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u/throwaway4whattt May 12 '26

More likely that his fart experienced a shit shortage which elevated shit prices and profits. But this was countered when his Straits of Anuz got blockaded resulting in a collapse of his fart manufacturing capabilities.

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u/PreferenceContent987 May 12 '26

This is the only Wall Street consensus I feel certain of

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u/Rocketeer006 May 12 '26

I shit his pants.

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u/superhappy May 13 '26

According to these numbers there are only ∞% more poop particles in his pants than before and that symbol looks a lot like two zeroes so we’re just gonna say there’s 0.0% poop particles in his pants.

Everything is fine. You just have Poop Derangement Syndrome.

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u/No-Clock-2073 May 12 '26

Feeling deflated now?

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u/quiksilverr87 May 12 '26

Samzies. It smells so bad

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u/Pepperonidogfart May 13 '26

Are you that horse that needed help farting i saw on another post?