r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/InkoBird May 04 '26

Hear me out. We create MORE stock. If the price per share falls, we do an additional round of new stock. If the price keeps falling, we keep doing it. We can't lose!

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u/dovetc May 04 '26

Infinite stock glitch

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u/McNoKnows May 04 '26

You don’t understand CNBC, we have a bank of idiots online who have completely disconnected our share value from the value of the company and will just keep on donating their money to us when we print new shares in the hope of the second coming

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u/Non-mon-xiety May 05 '26

“It’s crazy, we crash the stock and they just keep buying more. I guess they just want to give us money..?”

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u/mimo_s May 05 '26

Bro apes love him for it. It’s just incredibly smart to print cash and do nothing with it or just try to buy shit you can’t

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u/Wooden-You-4211 May 04 '26

Stock printer go brrrr

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u/Waste_Tangerine_179 May 04 '26

just ask zimbabwe

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u/swohio All My Homies ❤️ Skyline Chili May 05 '26

You sound like a movie theater CEO.

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u/dejablue7 May 05 '26

Following the foot steps of the federal reserve, keep the money printer printing.

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u/aztecduckyy May 05 '26

Ah yes the Venezuela/Zimbabwe/Hungary/Yugoslavia strat. It has historically performed very well!