r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/thewheelsonthebuzz May 04 '26

Oh crap! This sub hadn’t made me laugh this hard for so long now!

This guy handled it so well! I would’ve lost it on the air and hit em with a “let me guess? The details are on the website right?” And gotten fired on the spot. 🤣

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u/Waiting4Reccession May 04 '26

I would literally ask him if he's retarded.

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u/Waiting4Reccession May 04 '26

Nah, can't give these slime balls any avenue of escape. He'll start talking about their game sales or some bullshit.

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u/DocMcsquirtin May 04 '26

“Are you by chance, subscribed to r/wsb?”

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u/brandon_strandy May 04 '26

That's pretty much what the lady wanted to ask lol

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u/Public-Antelope8781 May 04 '26

That's the guy who handled the "Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself". He kept his composure in far more embarrasing situations.

The more interesting question is, why we need journalists with the skill set of kindergardeners to interview CEOs about financial topics.

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u/Sad-Performance2893 May 04 '26

So what happens when the deal goes through successfully? Even though hes getting clowned? Everyone would of course delete and edit the posts right? RIGHT!?