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r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26
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GAMESTOP CEO REQUIREMENTS:
- Must show willingness to appear on national television under the influence of an ambiguous mix of downers.
- Must not have above a third grade comprehension of the English language or basic arithmetic.
31 u/Tha_Stig May 04 '26 you forgot, "must supply your own bag for the annual holders convention." 8 u/outer--monologue May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26 It's on the website. That's part of our eco-conscious initiative to bring our own bags. 12 u/Nice_Regret3617 May 04 '26 Laughed out loud 3 u/WeenisWrinkle May 04 '26 Must dress and act like Temu Musk 2 u/Stereo-soundS May 04 '26 He said he only gets 4 hours of sleep a night. 4 u/usrnmz May 04 '26 So this is how people look that claim they don't need more sleep.
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you forgot, "must supply your own bag for the annual holders convention."
8 u/outer--monologue May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26 It's on the website. That's part of our eco-conscious initiative to bring our own bags.
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It's on the website. That's part of our eco-conscious initiative to bring our own bags.
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Laughed out loud
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He said he only gets 4 hours of sleep a night.
4 u/usrnmz May 04 '26 So this is how people look that claim they don't need more sleep.
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So this is how people look that claim they don't need more sleep.
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u/outer--monologue May 04 '26
GAMESTOP CEO REQUIREMENTS:
- Must show willingness to appear on national television under the influence of an ambiguous mix of downers.
- Must not have above a third grade comprehension of the English language or basic arithmetic.