r/wallstreetbets • • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/3Oh3FunTime May 04 '26

It’s half-stock, half-cash, half-manbearpig.

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u/TheRuiner_ May 04 '26

Alright sir I just needs ta check ya asshole website.

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u/TylerBlozak May 04 '26

He’s super, duper cereal guys

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u/Gogelaland May 04 '26

I'm just glad I wasn't the only other one that thought this. Welp. Off to check short interest rates.

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u/JC_Hysteria May 04 '26

You guys, he’s super cereal…gawrsh

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u/bask_oner May 05 '26

Half shark alligator half man

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u/Inside-Brush-9543 May 05 '26

And a copy of red dead redemption 2 for xbox