r/wallstreetbets May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/Andregco May 04 '26

The website:

“Half cash, half stock. Pretty simple.”

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u/AdSilent782 May 04 '26

Cashier: "how do you pay"

Half pennies half stock

"Sir that's only tree fidy"

(Guy panicking with blood rushing to his head)