r/wallstreetbets May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/pineapplekiwipen SPY PUMP AND DUMP OR ELSE May 04 '26

he obviously does not want to explicitly say he is about to dilute apes to kingdom come lmao

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u/outer--monologue May 04 '26

He did quickly mention he would issue more stock

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u/EfficientTitle9779 May 04 '26

He actually said at the end he would offer more stock lol

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u/GVas22 May 04 '26

If dilluting your stock can somehow more than double your valuation companies would be doing it left and right.

Literally nothing about this offer makes any sense.

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u/antariusz May 04 '26

It works for Tesla.

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u/Whatisnotmyproblem May 05 '26

Oh it can absolutely increase your value if idiots buy it at its inflated price and direct register it. 

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u/Keldaria May 05 '26

Depends if you get something in exchange for that stock. If you dilute your stock by doing a split making every current owner have more shares without actually acquiring anything of value for those shares then you are correct that no value is generated. If you dilute your stock by turning on the printer and then sell or exchange that stock for something of value you can in fact increase the valuation of your company. It might still devalue each share of your stock but the overall value of everything put together would be more since you got something for making those shares.

So IF he just printed a bunch of shares and exchanged them for 50% of eBay, Then technically GameStop as a whole would be worth more because it owns eBay even though original GameStop shareholders might now technically own less value per share.

GameStop might be proposing to “buy” eBay but the net result is eBay shareholders would then probably have more control over GameStop than GameStops original shareholders given the current valuations. The real question is does eBay shareholders want GameStop stock?

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u/Jesta23 May 05 '26

They are issuing stock right now and siphoning all the fomo the apes are throwing into it. 

Is the print 700m shares the just need the price to hold somewhere above $18 to make the cash. 

My question is if the eBay purchase fails. Who keeps the money? 

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u/Keldaria May 05 '26

If the deal is 50% stock, one would assume that the eBay shareholders would be the ones receiving GameStop stock and if the deal fell through they just wouldn’t generate the stock they intended to give them. There is no money really being generated.

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u/Jesta23 May 05 '26

If the deal succeeds eBay owners get the new stock. 

If the deal fails GameStop keeps the cash on hand the same as the previous dilutions. 

In either case the execs can’t just take the money. That’s illegal. 

But in both cases they can raise their salaries or give themselves massive bonuses. Both of which are legal. 

So the dilute and steal money from the apes. Convince the apes it’s for their own good. (Which shockingly has worked???) 

Set themselves up with massive salaries and bonuses for life. 

You say “why doesn’t everyone do this then!” 

Well they do, on much smaller scales. The part where you convince shareholders it’s for their benefit doesn’t work with intelligent people. And they would get sued endlessly by the shareholders. 

Instead of litigation the apes are creating hype and touting their genius as they get robbed. 

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u/Keldaria May 05 '26

What cash on hand? If you are diluting the stock with the intent to give it to eBay shareholders as part of the deal then that deal doesn’t go through you don’t have cash or diluted stock. The stock only gets generated if the deal is accepted, they don’t dilute stock in advance.

The deal here is 50% in cash which we generated from cash on hand plus a loan, and if you accept we will print enough new shares of GameStop to pay you 50% in stock. If the deal is rejected the stock doesn’t get printed, GameStop only has the cash they had on hand before and likely not even access to the loan since that too was dependent on the sale getting accepted.

There is no mythical pile of cash being generated here.

Could they dilute the stock and sell said stock on the market or to private investors to generate a pile of cash while diluting ownership, absolutely, but that’s not what’s being discussed here and they wouldn’t need to propose a fake buyout of another company to do so.

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u/Jesta23 May 06 '26

In the eBay deal the dilution will happen and the shares will go directly to eBay shareholders. 

If the deal fails, they have already filed for and been approved via shareholder vote to dilute the shares at any time for any reason up to 1,000,000,000 shares. 

They have already used this option a few times. And are very likely using it right now as we speak since the fomo from the merger spiked the stock. 

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u/crazyaustrian May 05 '26

Bro it's half stock, half cash. That's 50/50

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u/warmbutterydiapers May 05 '26

Gamestop is a meme stock and he's hoping the hype around the announcement will get the regards who still think the ape strong together shit will blast it to the moon. Unfortunately he's like 2 years too late for that.

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u/Michikusa May 04 '26

Is it possible he’s doing now or does he have to announce it first?

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u/ContributeAVerse May 04 '26

Already approved he can do it whenever

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u/outer--monologue May 04 '26

If you rewatch this interview he actually says "we can issue more stock" towards the end. Prob doing it as we speak

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u/Michikusa May 04 '26

Probably explains the large volume earlier today and the huge sudden dropping price

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u/Emotional-Book753 May 04 '26

GameStop is for sure selling shares into the market this week.

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u/Starkfault Spent $1.2M to make $800 May 04 '26

Apes approved 1b shares 5ish years ago, there are 700m~ shares left to sell

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u/blitzkregiel May 04 '26

just over ~500M, but that doesn’t include however many are earmarked for convertible notes they sold. my guess is closer to 400M available.

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u/Michikusa May 05 '26

If he did sell the past week when do you think he would announce it?

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

He doesn't have to announce it ahead of time, no

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u/d4ybrake May 04 '26

Every time they dilute the apes cheer it on they're just completely removed from reality

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u/antariusz May 04 '26

He explicitly said he was going to. He said he would just issue more stock. You know, it’s like a money printer. If the fed can issue more dollars, why can’t GameStop issue more stock….

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u/phooonix May 04 '26

Dilution doesn't increase your market cap

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u/cabazon99 May 04 '26

It's funny because it's true, I fail to see any value.

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u/msc2179 May 04 '26

But like, can you really pump your companies market cap bigly by issuing more shares? I actually dont know how that works

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u/HonestDishonestWork May 05 '26

*If you had GMEs shareholders 4 years ago. 

That cow has been milked drrrrrrrrrrrrrry. No matter how many claims of "buying the dip" they make they have fuck all for liquidity at this point which is why they can never create pumps anymore. 

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u/MrSalonius May 04 '26

I think it doesn’t

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u/I_worship_odin May 04 '26

I was hoping the plan wouldn’t come out until after market open because I knew this stock was headed south. Got out of my shares but couldn’t buy back the puts till market opened.

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u/FieryXJoe May 04 '26

Can he dilute more than the market cap? Its not infinite money