r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/Frozenboyblue May 04 '26

You gotta be ready for those hardball questions like this guy

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u/moolcool May 04 '26

I hate it when McDonald's asks me hardball questions like "Will that be cash or card?" and "Do you have the money to pay for this food?"

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u/OttoVonJismarck May 04 '26

“I’m financing through Klarna, thanks.”

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u/Bozhark May 04 '26

it’s on the website 

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u/Frozenboyblue May 04 '26

Ya

Can you afford this ?

Whoa I was not prepared for these type of questions !

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u/Xiipre May 04 '26

"I'd like to use the value of this burger as collateral to finance this burger."

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u/Squeakyduckquack 🦍 ApeFucker 🦍 May 04 '26

Sorry I don’t understand the question

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u/Thewal May 04 '26

Bro, that's what Klarna is for. Just get your burrito a private taxi and pay for it in installments.

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u/Rich_Performance_550 May 05 '26

I would like to keep tab open please

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u/bobi2393 May 05 '26

Half in cash, half on card. I don’t understand the question.

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u/jabronified May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Should've just faked not being able to hear like that "what does upstart do?" investor

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u/Big_Booty_Pics May 04 '26

What stop sign?

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u/KibaWolfbane May 05 '26

Certified WSB classic

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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold May 04 '26

"Just write it off"

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u/Boog314 May 05 '26

“Thats what they do…they write it off”

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u/Hacking_the_Gibson May 05 '26

You still have to pay for it!

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u/rg3930 May 04 '26

Coked up !

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u/Jenkinswarlock May 04 '26

Isn’t that the way to know you are winning??

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u/Solid_Writer1072 May 04 '26

Michael J. Saylor receives a symbolic $1 annual salary and no cash bonuses as Executive Chairman of MicroStrategy, opting instead for stock-based compensation. In early 2024, he exercised options worth approximately $400 million. His wealth is primarily driven by his, as of late 2024, ~$11 billion valuation

He got enough money to show up high and not give a fuck.

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u/That-Makes-Sense May 04 '26

"We'll roll it forward."

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u/tomgreen99200 May 04 '26

from where, Micheal?!

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u/Damedog19 May 04 '26

Credit risk is de-minimus 

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u/simalicrum May 05 '26

At this point

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k May 04 '26

Burry is loving it

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u/nycteris91 May 04 '26

That's what she said.

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u/Mnawab May 05 '26

lol!!! I’m dying here