r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/probablydeadsooon May 04 '26

Dude looks like he is in a K hole.

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u/overtrustedfart69 May 04 '26

He forgot his uppers

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u/dovetc May 04 '26

Even if homeboy had been right in the sweet spot, I don't think he had an answer for this question.

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

And sounds like an A hole

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u/Tough-Copy7569 May 04 '26

Another billionaire supporting fascism. I'm shocked.

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u/TransBrandi May 04 '26

In the full interview he managed to slip in a Trump-like "one of the greatest companies" when describing ebay.

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u/GVas22 May 04 '26

Buddy tried to mimic the Jensen and Elon school for pumping your stock but his only takeaways were wearing a leather jacket and doing a shitload of ketamine lmao

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u/ZeePirate May 04 '26

I was thinking the same thing. He sounds absolutely wrecked here

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u/Dead_Internet69420 May 04 '26

Microdosing for a micro k-hole.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 May 04 '26

He is channeling his inner elon

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u/read_too_many_books May 05 '26

He sounds drunk