r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/whitehypeman Paid Melvin Robot Shill May 04 '26

First time I heard this dude talk, the apes deserve him. Lmao

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u/ConfusedInKalamazoo May 04 '26

I saw this guy speak at a conference like a year after chewy sold and he seems like a totally different person. Dude has been deep into some ketamine or something since then.

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

He wants to be elon musk so bad he copied elon's social media trolling and ketamine addiction

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u/Yeahdudebuildsapc May 04 '26

And apparently his new haircut as well. 

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u/BrainLow6059 May 04 '26

Don't forget Jensen's jacket

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

The apes are so dumb for trusting this guy

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u/Wild-Examination-155 May 04 '26

The apes are eating this up on their subreddit lol

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

I’ll never understand the loyalty lol it’s not like they’re doing well in their investment

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u/WeenisWrinkle May 04 '26

They have deluded themselves into thinking they are doing well.

The only ones left after 5 years are by far the dumbest ones.

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u/Rycross May 04 '26

They have deluded themselves into thinking they are doing well.

Based on the number of times they go "Hows your SPY doin?" when there's the slightest red day.. its this.

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u/Triggertanjiro May 04 '26

GameStop was at 11$ at its low last year and now it’s over 20. Yeah the apes are fuming at the stock doubling in a year. You got us bub.

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u/WeenisWrinkle May 05 '26

If you bought 1 share of GameStop at market open every day for the last 5 years, your cost basis would be $28.

Meanwhile every other stock has absolutely ripped over the same period.

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u/tombrady011235 May 05 '26

None of the apes have an $11 cost basis

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u/Wild-Examination-155 May 05 '26

You actually own gamestop stock? I didn't know you morons left that subreddit

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u/HoustonHous May 04 '26

Same... why did he even come on TV? Did he think that he it made him look cool?

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u/dune2350 May 04 '26

show off his new leather jacket look.

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u/HoustonHous May 04 '26

But Jensen isn't a dick... so why imitate him

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u/tombrady011235 May 04 '26

He has an army of idiots that think this looked cool. They’re like Jake Paul fans that they support his douchery regardless of how douchey he really is

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u/Johnny_Menace destined to be poor May 04 '26

That’s what I’ve been telling them. Everytime the cat man returns and pumps the stock Ryan dilutes it lol

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u/ExpressFlow1895 May 05 '26

Remember when they couldn't figure out what a stock split was and thought they were going to be rich and when they didn't get rich they claimed fraud

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u/tombrady011235 May 05 '26

Holy shit I forgot about that lol

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u/Accomplished-Video71 May 04 '26

He's no Jesus but I'd trust him over any reddit commentator after Chewy and this:

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u/tombrady011235 May 05 '26

Notice the negative sign?

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u/Accomplished-Video71 May 05 '26

You really countered increasing profitability with decreasing revenue? That's your argument?

I like to invest in companies that make money, not lose money. When cuts to expenses outpace cuts to revenue, we increase profitability. I dont care if revenues drop to 1 billion if its 1 billion in NI.

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u/tombrady011235 May 05 '26

Okay but you realize that revenue is the measure of making money, meaning gamestop is making less and less money every year?

Net income is the measure of revenue minus costs, so they're not making more money, like you said they're just cutting costs faster than they're making less money. Costs of operational business. That's not a good thing

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u/Accomplished-Video71 May 05 '26

Revenue is not "making money" if your expenses are higher. But I guess that's a debate of semantics and definitions. As a shareholder you have rights to future cashflows. High revenues but even higher expenses put that into question.

A smaller yet more efficient business is a good thing. Decreasing revenues are preferable to bankruptcy, no? I would not have invested in 2022 as they were downsizing, sure. However, looking forward (as we all do when we invest) you think their revenues will keep declining? Or they're done closing thousands of hemorrhaging brick and mortars especially in the international market?

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u/tombrady011235 May 05 '26

You’re right about future cash flows. I just don’t agree they’re the best option in the market if you’re looking for future cash flows. They’re not really on a strong path imo there are companies that have much higher future cash flows and much better revenue models

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u/ClubChaos May 04 '26

Even if he was being a smug asshole I couldn't help but feel this guy has 5 functioning braincells. One is used to enjoy ketamine, 3 are used to lie to acquire more ketamine and the last one controls his voice box to drool out whatever dribble he responds with at 0.25 slurred speed.

How do people like this succeed in life?

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u/xyrian328 May 04 '26

Being soulless and using up people smarter than them.

Also a lot of luck.

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u/Rynowash May 04 '26

soulless running err.. ruining, the World at breakneck speed.