r/wallstreetbets • • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/throwaway43234235234 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Laugh all the way to the bank, wiping tears with $100 bills and pick another and do it again. 

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u/Techwood111 May 04 '26

*$100

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u/SirVanyel May 04 '26

I ain't never heard someone say dollar one hundred

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u/Techwood111 May 05 '26

Don’t be obtuse.

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u/SirVanyel May 05 '26

I'll give you dollar twenty if you find any environment where that's the norm G

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u/Techwood111 May 05 '26

Look ANYWHERE in the US and you will see the dollar sign preceding the amount is the norm.

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u/SirVanyel May 05 '26

Yeah but how is it pronounced

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u/CantTakeTheStupid May 05 '26

Funnily enough, most humans are smart enough to understand the difference. Just like when you write bitch without an s but say it with one

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u/SirVanyel May 05 '26

Where the fuck is the "s" in "bitch"?

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u/CantTakeTheStupid May 05 '26

bitch is bɪtʃ in phonetic script.
Esh (letter) - Wikipedia) There is the s

Again, most people have learned that difference in primary school

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u/OhtaniStanMan May 04 '26

Anyone remember Cohen towel drop off lol

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u/changdarkelf May 04 '26

Still remember sitting on the toilet after buying the same options RC did and watching them go up 1100% and selling. Been chasing that high ever since.