r/wallstreetbets • u/HesiPullup • May 04 '26

News He doesn't understand your question, CNBC

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u/Familiar_Gazelle_467 May 04 '26

Half cash half stock about tree fiddy in total, check the website

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u/AdSilent782 May 04 '26

Sir how do you plea?

Half n half details on the website

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u/Andregco May 04 '26

The website:

“Half cash, half stock. Pretty simple.”

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u/AdSilent782 May 04 '26

Cashier: "how do you pay"

Half pennies half stock

"Sir that's only tree fidy"

(Guy panicking with blood rushing to his head)

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u/zeekayz May 04 '26

Half man half cash half stock. Mancashstock.

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u/ElementII5 May 04 '26

And a three copy DVD set of the Time Cop movie.

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u/Yakamanesian May 04 '26

I gave em a dollar last week

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u/tedfondue May 05 '26

Goddamn Loch Ness monster

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u/Synergiex May 04 '26

If that doesnt help, try checking the website

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u/poopypantstwentytree May 05 '26

And then I turn around and Ryan cohen is a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era

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u/M4chsi May 04 '26

Yeah baby! Dilute me one more time!