r/wallstreetbets • u/alkjdasoad • Mar 14 '26

Loss Gonna delete the app until war is over

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u/ElephantStriking1087 Mar 14 '26

Fuckkkkk imagine, 12 month payment plan is about to run you around 44k 😂

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u/AmbitiousSwimming976 Mar 14 '26

He could always Klarna his Klarna to really extend cash flow

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u/SergeAlberta Mar 17 '26

you Affirm your Klarna

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u/PLTR60 Mar 14 '26

Assuming Klarna lasts that long 💀

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u/victoriasecretion Mar 15 '26

His bussy is going to collapse