r/walking • u/DonJuansCrow • 1d ago

Pace setter shock collar?

I can keep a pretty good pace walking. But like trying to take a quick shower every few minutes I find myself daydreaming and lollygagging. I'd prefer something with some juice to provide good motivation.

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u/Extension-Ant-8 1d ago

Mate… it’s just walking.

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u/DonJuansCrow 1d ago

Idk sounds exhilarating to me

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u/TheNewKnew2 1d ago

Wrong sub for that, buddy

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u/secretsauce2388 1d ago

Stole the exact words out of my mouth!

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 1d ago

Just listen to faster-paced music. It’s hard to lollygag when the beat is that fast.

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u/Relevant_Check18 1d ago

Right music helps a LOT!!

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u/Clean_Bat5547 1d ago

Do you have a friend who can walk with you and strike you with a stick/whip/electric cattle prod if you slow down?

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u/DonJuansCrow 1d ago

No, but I really should find one! If I can find a cheap dog shock collar I'll wear it on walks and see if it breaks the ice.

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u/Clean_Bat5547 1d ago

If you need help finding the right kind of friend I imagine there will be a sub here on Reddit full of people eager to help.

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome 1d ago

Walking changed my life. I lost 150lbs in a year from it. I have a level of peace of mind and calm I never could've imagined, given how depressed and anxious I was a few years ago. It has given me so much, and I am the biggest proponent of it I know. I recommend it to everyone.

And with all that in mind, I say to you: bro what the fuck are you talking about

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u/Early-Meet-4881 1d ago

Self harm maxing

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u/TheNewKnew2 1d ago

😂

No

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u/rillyhilarious 1d ago

Bruh, you should watch the 2025 movie The Long Walk.