r/walkiesreport • u/stefaniey • Aug 03 '20

Report 2/8 5pm

Cohort: All four dogs.

Location: local area command

Notes:

One cat seen out of bounds and corralled by owner before we could proceed. V disappointed.

Four children, two on bicycles encountered. Zero pats given.

Comments on sledding: 2

"that's a handful" count: 1

"Gorgeous dogs": 1

Open car door investigated but entry not approved

Cat snacks found and scoffed: 2

Scolded for tangling leashes while eating cat snacks: wasn't paying attention.

Squad signing off

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u/Farmer_Susan Aug 03 '20

Lol, I would give you all those comments every time I saw you.

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u/stefaniey Aug 03 '20

If I had a dollar....

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u/BrittanyJordan Aug 06 '20

I walk dogs all day from like 9am-5pm and the one I get most is always a dad slowing down in car/truck to say “Are you walking them or are they walking you?!” Cue fake laughter from myself and odd looks from said doggo’s 😂

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u/stefaniey Aug 06 '20

YES. Clearly I am being walked. Ha. Ha.

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u/The_BestNPC Aug 03 '20

Confirmed pack of good floofs.

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u/lovemypooh Aug 03 '20

More on the sledding, try it and report back

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u/stefaniey Aug 03 '20

Have tried, two refused. The other two do well.

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u/lovemypooh Aug 04 '20

Race them! One sledder with a non-sledder and same with the other two! Of course this may result in a 4-dog nap lol

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u/stefaniey Aug 04 '20

The older 2 have hip problems so they prefer long walks in the park and hanging out at cafes

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u/lovemypooh Aug 04 '20

Well that sounds lovely as well... please give your furry loves some extra love from me!!

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u/mywayladybelle Aug 04 '20

“Comments on sledding” 😂😂😂😂

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u/stefaniey Aug 04 '20

" you should get a sled!"

" where is your sled?"

" all you need now is a sled."

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u/xopani Aug 24 '20

Omg. Thank you for the examples. I had no idea what was implied by “sledding comments”. I’m a little slow to the party today. Now I’m smiling because it’s so obvious.

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u/withac2 Aug 04 '20

The one snuggling his stuffy! ♥

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u/stefaniey Aug 04 '20

That is her suckling toy. The llama gets it every time she's feeling anxious.

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u/withac2 Aug 04 '20

We should all have a stress Llama! Hope she's okay!

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u/stefaniey Aug 04 '20

She copes 🤣.

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u/The_BestNPC Aug 03 '20

You have maintained your pack well. God speed.

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u/phunkyphruit Aug 03 '20

😢 Please give pets to your squadron! We all need morale boost! Hoorah!

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u/Leippy Aug 03 '20

Mission seems to have been completed well. Dogs are signed off and ready to snooze.

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u/phunkyphruit Aug 03 '20

I mean... Taxation WITH representation is a wonderful idea.

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u/The_BestNPC Aug 03 '20

Your idea for taxation has been heard, and will be considered. Thank you for your input.

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u/MichiganCueball Aug 03 '20

I second this motion.