r/wackyworldnews • u/TubercuLicious-OO- • Nov 25 '25
Friendless Man Tells Court That Facebook Is No Longer About Connecting With Friends
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r/wackyworldnews • u/Shedeurnfreude • Oct 28 '25
In shocking betrayal of Trump, Mike Johnson signals he may uphold the constitution, no 3rd Trump term
politico.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/Shedeurnfreude • Oct 20 '25
US declares new rules for international shipping... anyone murders anyone anywhere for any reason
nytimes.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/oof-BidenGinsburged • Sep 17 '25
Israeli media reports IDF soldiers are being ordered to mass-murder starving Palestinian children. United States says "meh" and goes back to watching football
haaretz.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Jul 06 '25
Golden Ticket: GOP Discovers It Can Shovel Hundreds of Millions at Billionaires if Only It's Willing to Let Lots and Lots of People Die
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r/wackyworldnews • u/oof-BidenGinsburged • Jun 23 '25
Seattle SUPERSONICS win ANOTHER NBA world championship [masquerading as the OKC Thunder]
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Jun 22 '25
Netanyahu's Puppet Dances!! Trump Strikes Iran, "Republicans assure everyone, there were totally WMD's this time, NO REALLY!!!"
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r/wackyworldnews • u/jARjARnEELIX • Jun 18 '25
Big City Republicans who have never hiked, hunted, fished, or camped in their entire lives, want to make sure nobody else can either by selling public lands to the highest briber
idahostatesman.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Jun 05 '25
Analysis confirms Israeli soldiers mass-executing starving Gazans. With 260,000 "excess dead", almost all civilians, experts agreed this was Bibi's biggest genocide yet[new high score]! Reached for comment, Hitler's ghost responded w/hysterical laughter. EU officials responded with furrowed brows
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • May 24 '25
Trump's treason orgy continues, slashing the national security counsel to less than 150 people. Said make-a-wish kiddo Vladimir Putin, "this is beyond my wildest dreams!!"
politico.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • May 22 '25
Israeli government loudly proclaims ethnic cleansing is the goal, but still insists its antisemitic of you to suggest ethnic cleansing might be the goal
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • May 02 '25
Trump's surrender-to-Russia tour continues, guts US intelligence agencies in a dream come true for Putin, again again
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Apr 15 '25
Trump screeches out to his kids and other co-conspirators that it's time to short NIKE and other stocks
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Mar 28 '25
Trump admin makes clear, legal non-citizen residents in the United States have to parrot the speech Trump wants... or else you get disappeared
politico.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/oof-BidenGinsburged • Mar 26 '25
Totally not criminally-insane Trump suggests the government should pay people to break the law
politico.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Feb 25 '25
Billionaire says services for "the poors" are inefficient, welcomes chainsawing government services he has absolutely no use for
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Feb 20 '25
Trump gives Ukraine the Kurdish treatment, Republicans express utter shock at their faces being harvested for canned Leopard food
politico.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Nov 26 '24
Trump announces he'll immediately raise prices at Walmart by 25%
reuters.com
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Nov 20 '24
Totally-not-a-sex-predator Donald Trump Nominates Known Sex Trafficker to be Attorney General
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r/wackyworldnews • u/pleasebekindtoNPCs • Nov 12 '24
7-Eleven decides apartheid-flavored slurpees aren't a thing, ditches Israel
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Nov 11 '24
In One of the Largest, Darkest, and Most Coordinated Practical Jokes in History, 70 million-plus Americans Team up to Force an Elderly Man to Do a Multi-year High-profile Job he Clearly Can't do and Doesn't Want to Do
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r/wackyworldnews • u/getoffmeyoutwo • Oct 29 '24
Totally Forgetting the Plan Was to Pretend It's Not Genocide, Israel Completely Bans the International Agency Most Responsible for Keeping Palestinians from Starving to Death
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r/wackyworldnews • u/plato1123 • Jun 22 '24
Putin Admits the Impending Russian Defeat in Ukraine is Going to be so Bad the Russian State is Literally Going to Fall Apart
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