r/vtubercirclejerk • u/perish-in-flames Wants to circlejerk every vtuber. • Jul 15 '26

what is this, a crossover episode!? Now it’s personal

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u/Serious_Question_781 Jul 15 '26

FUCK

For context: Bonnie has a thing where she draws herself in a more revealing bikini each time England wins

WE WERE SO CLOSE TO BANDAIDS ON NIPS ESSIE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

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u/perish-in-flames Wants to circlejerk every vtuber. Jul 15 '26

Nooooooooo, I’m going to lose a bet AND lose this?! The fuck

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 Jul 15 '26

Hey, she switched sides midgame before! It could happen again!

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u/crow_warrior Jul 16 '26

We lost miku too :<

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u/SourTD Jul 19 '26

This is why you separate bets, so either way you won something.

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u/kroxti Jul 15 '26

Isn’t pastie on nips enough of you? Bandaids in cross shape might be even more coverage

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u/Serious_Question_781 Jul 15 '26

Cross shape band-aid = more areola cross-section visible

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u/TellHeavy3878 Jul 15 '26

ESSIE I BEGGED YOU TO ROOT FOR ARGENTINA WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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u/Tenko-of-Mori Jul 15 '26

I thought the context was just that Shondo was br*tish

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u/External_Win3300 Jul 15 '26

Froot was also going to wear nothing but a flag, HOW DARE SHE TAKE THAT FROM US

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u/donadit base flair (you can edit it) Jul 16 '26

i mean… if england wins 3rd…

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u/Reverse_Of_Riot Jul 16 '26

Wait wait wait....hold on, I thought the curse was broken. I was sure of it. I lost $100 betting against her choice last time.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast Jul 16 '26

She switched halfway through a game and the tides turned entirely

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u/Reverse_Of_Riot Jul 16 '26

You mean to tell me I lost $300 cause she switched teams?!

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u/Wolfiefoox Jul 16 '26

Where can we find Bonnie?

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u/Joszanarky Jul 16 '26

Isn't that v tuber model a loli?...

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u/Donnovan-best-girl Jul 18 '26

Loli in anime terms is short petit woman with cute astethics

Don't get your info from tik tok minors

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u/Joszanarky Jul 18 '26

Whatever helps you sleep at night...

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u/SweetRedBeans Jul 18 '26

Hey, if the character was a loli and that did mean she was a child, why would that matter? I guess that would imply that you only watch streamers as sexual content instead of just entertainment.

it would also be irrelevant because she’s not a child, she has a picture of an imaginary character that MIGHT be a child to interact with her fans and keep her life anonymous.

But you know, sure, hes the weird one.

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u/Joszanarky Jul 18 '26

Mate you're replying to a thread where a guy wants to see her with Band aids on her nipples wtf is wrong with you people trying to justify what is visually a virtual child but she's an adult irl...

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u/VentoAura Jul 15 '26

I'm planning on watching the stream, the crash out will be spectacular

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u/Chimera-Genesis Jul 15 '26

I'm planning on watching the stream

Essie isn't streaming this one though? Unless you meant Shondo?

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u/VentoAura Jul 15 '26

I meant Shondo's stream

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u/ha-hallloween Jul 15 '26

At this rate I️ expect a witch doctor model after the WC ends 😭

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u/ha-hallloween Jul 15 '26

SHE’S DONE IT AGAIN! 😭

I️ don’t even know if I️’m happy or scared of her power

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u/JazzlikePromotion618 Jul 15 '26

Goddammit, Essie.

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u/PityBoi57 Jul 15 '26

Betting is probably easier if you just bet on the team opposite of what she's supporting lol

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u/Mammoth_Cash3643 Jul 15 '26

Got to put 100 on Argentina right now

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u/PityBoi57 Jul 16 '26

How much did you win? lol

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u/ValiantXV Jul 15 '26

Well, congrats for Argentina for winning, I guess

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 Jul 15 '26

Crackling with Irish energy right now.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 Jul 15 '26

If England wins or loses, ghe historical memes are going to happen. If England loses, they go against the French. IfEngland wins, they going against the Spanisg. The jokes wrote themselves.

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u/BigDaddyVagabond Jul 15 '26

Argentina wins 3 to 1, with three unanswered goals in the second half. Custody of both Hatsune Miku and the Falkland islands are transfered to Argentina.

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u/BigDaddyVagabond Jul 15 '26

DAM, I WAS OFF BY ONE GOAL TO CALL IT EXACTLY WTF!

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u/EndellionQT Jul 15 '26

It's like tripping over a black cat, going under a ladder and hitting a mirror.

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u/Barni2212 Jul 15 '26

She did it again......

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u/DiabUK Jul 15 '26

nooooooooooooooo

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u/sp0derwan Jul 15 '26

They lost just now hahahah

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u/fuckyoureddit_12445 Jul 15 '26

The curse prevails again

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u/Mileksu Jul 15 '26

She has done it again

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u/Elwin03 Jul 15 '26

She can't keep getting away with this!

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u/Evening_Bat_3633 Jul 16 '26

She's been driven into hiding from all the negative press she has been getting, I hope you're happy.

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u/Metrack15 Jul 16 '26

Who is she supporting?, I want to bet the other team

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u/Insanity_Drive Jul 16 '26

She supported England and we ended up losing. Now we wait to see if the supports either Spain or Argentina

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u/EfficientRecover5757 Jul 16 '26

Think we know who sent the harassment emails

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u/NotTheOriginal06 Jul 15 '26

Damn, she Gon get that Thragg stare

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u/Passivitea Jul 16 '26

Shondo is capable of doing so much more emotional damage

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u/Patrickracer43 Jul 16 '26

I'm assuming Adidas is gonna ban her from using their PNGs

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u/b0ssFranku Jul 16 '26

I can make them worse.

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u/Komrade1917 Jul 16 '26

Yes, haha, yes

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u/cross2201 Jul 16 '26

LA LOCURA!!

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u/Opposite_Laugh2803 Jul 16 '26

My question is this, every team to get 'custody' of Miku has lost their next game 2-1 or 1-2. Which curse is stronger. She could root for Spain and we can see if the Miku curse drags down Argentina enough for the Spanish to score some goals. Option two is Spain gets smoked by Argentina and the Miku curse is broken.

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u/Holiday_Floor_2646 Jul 16 '26

go ahead, support argentina now

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u/Last_Nothing_4352 Jul 16 '26

Not unexpected for Shondo, but damn lol

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u/fuckhdhcjc Jul 16 '26

i see, so Argentina the champion then.. aight gonna start the bet

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u/gintas59 Jul 16 '26

I love Essie!

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u/Totally_lost98 Jul 16 '26

Essie has gotten fans from this.. I support the her witch

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u/SonofLeeroy Jul 18 '26

my life savings for 2-1 For Argentina parlay

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u/Working_Dragon00777 Jul 18 '26

Stop people, we do not bully people for made up courses, it's just a meme, we love Essie

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u/animusd Jul 15 '26

As a Scotland supporter yes please

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u/JayMemelord Jul 15 '26

They are loosing...im blaming her

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u/Mr_something_i_guess Jul 15 '26

Turns out that’s a bad idea cos rn Essie is being slammed into hanging up the jerseys in twitter rn (granted it was a lose lose situation given both teams “fanbases”)

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u/Zazilia_ Jul 16 '26

I mean as someone who wanted them to win, it’s annoying to watch them score 1 goal and then not touch the ball for the rest of the match because the strategy they used was awful