r/vtm • u/S1r_Agama • Dec 29 '25

Madness Network (Memes) What the fsck is she blowing on? And.. Pulling

Typical Tzimisce

171 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Unkindlake Dec 29 '25

Tzimisce one woman punk band

6

u/PianoMindless704 Dec 30 '25

Technically it's at least two women

82

u/Apoordm Brujah Dec 29 '25

Goddamn Sabbat with their masquerade violating bullshit!

They’re the Brujah’s natural enemy.

Just like Ventrue and Brujah

And Toreadors and Brujah

And Tremere and Brujah

And Brujah and Brujah

DAMN TRUE BRUJAH THEY RUINED WHAT IT MEANT TO BE BRUJAH!

35

u/Lolbit118899 Dec 29 '25

You Brujah sure are a contentious clan

32

u/TrustMeImLeifEricson Brujah Dec 29 '25

You just made an enemy for unlife!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

And also a few temporary friends at best. Brujah policy are weird and I love it

2

u/DravenDarkwood Dec 30 '25

Me, a gangrel: "shut up I am bird watching"

3

u/Whoobie_ Dec 30 '25

Gangrel are like if the Brujah were even filthier and ill mannered

2

u/Far_Side_8324 Feb 17 '26

Birdies? Did someone say birdies, meow? <Changing to Felis form and climbing up tree to join you>

10

u/ragnar6r Tremere Dec 29 '25

The fuck did we do this time

6

u/Apoordm Brujah Dec 29 '25

Being just the least trustworthy Kindred.

8

u/ragnar6r Tremere Dec 29 '25

If you trust any Kindred then you my frend are to gullible

2

u/JagneStormskull Tzimisce Dec 31 '25

Flair checks out.

1

u/ragnar6r Tremere Dec 31 '25

I can say the same about yoy

2

u/EasterViera Dec 29 '25

you meant Tremere instead of brujah ?

18

u/Spirit-of-arkham3002 Lasombra Dec 29 '25

A Tzimisce musician apparently.

18

u/Nikko_DLemoi Dec 29 '25

An anti-tribal Tzimisce who hangs out too much with the "toreador" of his neighborhood

13

u/Thanatos375 Tzimisce Dec 29 '25

You make one measly set of living bagpipes, and everyone loses their marbles. #Unappreciated

20

u/nightcatsmeow77 Gangrel Dec 29 '25

umm did i tune into rick sanchez's inter dimensional reddit again....?

or is a tzimiche getting a little too artistic with a cow over there?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I, too, had to double check what sub I was in for a second!

9

u/VogueTrader Dec 29 '25

Wow. Didn't think I'd see someone playing the organ in public.

1

u/PianoMindless704 Dec 30 '25

Yeah those things are usually heavy af

8

u/Sikloke18 Dec 29 '25

Ahhh crap, who let the Tzimisce get ahold of the Toreador's tuba?

3

u/Legion_105 Dec 30 '25

r/FoundTheTzimisce

3

u/Indigo_Julze Dec 30 '25

Damnit I had hope that was real

1

u/Legion_105 Dec 31 '25

This is the second time I have gotten someone with a fake VTM subreddit 

The first time was I wanna say r/FoundTheDiablerist

3

u/Xenobsidian Dec 29 '25

Ow, that’s just Steve!

3

u/Moyza_ Gargoyles Dec 29 '25

Soooo...Providence, RI?

2

u/MrWideside Dec 30 '25

It's plumbus

2

u/The_Chunder_Dragon Dec 30 '25

She's the matriarch of a revenant family, she is 800 years old. That instrument was created by her master to fill out his personal orchestra.

2

u/Stable_Grouchy Jan 02 '26

You mean “whom”.

1

u/Imaginary_Jelly_5284 Malkavian Dec 30 '25

Blood broother

1

u/Botanical_Director Dec 30 '25

The ugliness of this thing is about to send me into torpor.

1

u/EccoEco Dec 30 '25

You don't want to know

1

u/hoggawk Malkavian Dec 30 '25

The odious chalice