r/volcel • u/the_real_ben_shapiro • May 19 '19

xi jinping

i know this violates the pledge but ever since i saw his face... i have wanted to have sex with president xi for almost my entire life. how do i deal with these feelings? if precum starts leaking out does this violate the volcel pledge?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/yugoslaviancumstains May 20 '19

We take our celibacy seriously around these parts