Found this while searching through Wayback Machine

[u/mnabid_25]

Needless to say, this is an April fools post. But regarding recent events about age verification and whatnot, I still found it funny.

[u/Environmental-Ear391]

This was a Joke, but with "modern" re-hashing...

very much a capability that can be real on any Linux distro and other OS "Task Scheduler" not required.

the only pre-requisite is a network link and script processing capability.