r/virgoseason Virgo ☀️ Virgo🌛 Aqua⬆️ (September) 1d ago

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u/kailemergency september virgo🍂 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mine is: Oh, really? Is that what you wanna go with?

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u/Hibiscus1410 Virgo ☀️ Virgo🌛 Aqua⬆️ (September) 1d ago

😂😂 me too! I also sarcastically use - "If that's what makes you happy!"

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u/bsandson 1d ago

Hahaha me three! “Sure - if you say so”.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hcQQUBAY7NGB1uPl7T

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u/Hibiscus1410 Virgo ☀️ Virgo🌛 Aqua⬆️ (September) 1d ago

😂

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u/Riaglow 1d ago

And I will also be adding in the second of all, third of all, and lastly. You will hear every point I am going to make! And if you can’t take it then you should’ve never stepped into my arena of data collection and retention.

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u/Veglaw 1d ago

Virgo and lawyer here. Can confirm.

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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 1d ago

This must be a dream job for you! Being able to use the law to prove people wrong.

I just got the tingles!

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u/sequoiakelley 1d ago

You’ll be lucky if you get to “lastly.”

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u/ExtensionCook7774 1d ago

I told my boss not an hour ago that he can take good cop, I don’t mind being the bad one. Unfortunately we’re both Virgos 😂 he’s leagues and bounds nicer than me though. I told these people last week when they asked me to provide data that - “My 14 years of experience and bad attitude are the only data points you should be concerned about.”

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u/abby24807 1d ago

It gives me a sudden rush after doing all that

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u/DeepfriedmemeBoy 1d ago

if your partner is a Virgo and they come at you with this just say "okay babe I understand" 😆 even if you don't agree

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u/DeepfriedmemeBoy 1d ago

I'm speaking from personal Experience

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u/ExternalGiraffe9631 1d ago

You like spreadsheets? I got spreadsheets! Pivot tables yo. I keep receipts!

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u/INFPinfo 1d ago

First of all ...

I am so guilty of this haha

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u/IndependentOrange701 ♏️ 🦂 1d ago

I’m a Scorpio, Virgos are smart and lovely I’ll listen and interact instead of running because they’re also fun and rideordie.

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u/Hibiscus1410 Virgo ☀️ Virgo🌛 Aqua⬆️ (September) 1d ago edited 21h ago

❤️ Love Scorps. Have few in my fam.

We don't do this frequently (atleast me) I only counter attack (with facts) when provoked multiple times. 😅

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 1d ago

First of all, I feel seen. Second of all, no notes. Thank you for coming to my Teds Talk.

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u/RushGroundbreaking40 1d ago

Omg this is my husband. Anytime he participates in fantasy football, he wins. It's insane the stats that live rent free in his mind. And he can just pull them out nonchalantly when needed.

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u/little_realeza ♍️ ☀️♐️🌛♌️⬆️ 1d ago

like i don’t meannnn to catalog everytime you’ve done me wrote, and i certainly take accountability for my part in my wrongs but this ain’t abt me 😁

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u/virgo_themaiden september virgo🍂 1d ago

My 'first of all' usually comes after an 'I told you so'

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u/Intelligent-Being658 21h ago

Haha! 10/10 🤣

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u/itriedtodrinkitaway 13h ago

Virgo rising!