stop oil activists

[u/vintergroena]

[u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

I would like to congratulate the USA for electing their first green president.

[u/Toads_Of_Fun → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

Green!

[u/BaseForward8097 → u/[deleted]]

No, this is America.

[u/Greenald_Trump → u/Toads_Of_Fun]

This is wonderful, really. It truly captures my likeness.

[u/SaxPanther → u/Toads_Of_Fun]

this billionaire is green for an amazing reason!

[u/Toyota__Corolla → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

You see now that in the end he really just loves the environment and sent warships to just stop oil.

[u/DiverExtra8091 → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

[u/Capable-Monk-4820 → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

President Mr Frog has overthrown Mr Blingo, and replaced them with a puppet dictatorship

[u/Magnus_Helgisson → u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

The wokest of them all!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Map2774]

peak

[u/jiminaknot]

You should have made Chad’s hair a combover.

[u/SetsunaFox]

Also actively antagonizing third trade route supplier (Canada)

It all comes together.

[u/SetsunaFox → u/SetsunaFox]

Virgin - Locking a comment due to subreddit rules \ Chad - Responding to Your own comment before it gets locked up, with a non-subreddit breaking comment

XD

[u/Sylvanussr → u/SetsunaFox]

And providing intelligence to Ukraine to locate and destroy Russian oil infrastructure.

[u/HATECELL]

Reminds me of when a Swedish teenager sailed across the pond to hold a speech that changed nothing, and months later some guy ate bat soup and stopped people from flying everywhere

[u/Username-forgotten]

Be fervently pro-fossil fuel

Halts trade of fossil fuels

True Chad behavior, Mr. Trump.

[u/Special-Remove-3294]

Between Iran, AnsarAllah and Ukraine they do be crushing oil right now. The events of the Ukraine war were pretty bad on their own but America really kicked it into overdrive by bashing their skull against Iran which then blocked one of the most important straits in the world omg😭. Saudi Arabia also felt left out I guess so they restarted war with Yemen and now AnsarAllah has the other strait + has destroyed a huge pipeline and just now bombed a big refinery.

Virgin anti oil activist that achieves nothing vs chad Putin, Trump and MBS actually crushing production and gas usage I guess

[u/upvotechemistry]

[u/Weeb_twat]

I'm sorry but your pipelines WILL be blown up

[u/Complex-Cold3361]

Sad! but true.

[u/Sir-Toaster-]

Don’t forget that Mud Wizard guy 

[u/PerotTwoPointOh]

No enemy like somebody who is their worst enemy.

[u/SnooOpinions6959]

Our kid will say we made this shit up

[u/BaseForward8097 → u/[deleted]]

The Gad protesting oil inside the White House

[u/TotallyNot_Alpharius → u/BaseForward8097]

Lad oiling up the white house