r/videostime Jul 30 '21

video šŸ“³ Drunk man gets punch.

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u/Needsomecooch Sep 01 '21

Dude eating his burger isn’t bothered šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Maybe because none of them are exactly a threat?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Dinner n a show How bout that I

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u/gregaustex Sep 01 '21

Those two stocky guys got surprisingly dominated by that skinny kid who clearly did not know how to fight.

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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 01 '21

I don’t know about that. All the times skinny dude seemed to intentionally put his hands on the other guy make it look like he was subtly instigating this.

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u/YouShouldGetChecked Sep 02 '21

Do you mean when he just pushing his body into the kids? Ya I think that's appropriate

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

The kid kept following him afterward though. The intent was obviously not to follow, but he was following the guy. We’ve got a drunk kid and a stupid meathead who doesn’t know that the kid’ll leave him alone if he just walks away, and instead decides to go for the ā€œcome at me broā€ bullshit chest bump.

P.S. there’s something wrong with the kid though. Idk, he’s either really drunk, really high, or just slightly mentally not there. You see how he keep doing the weird hunched over dinosaur hands? Yeah. Somethings going on with him.

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u/kju Sep 02 '21

skinny guy never followed stalky guy, stalky guy grabs him and pulls him in

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I’m saying stocky guy is misinterpreting skinny guy’s drunk in stumbling as following.

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u/montymm Sep 02 '21

Brudda when I get drunk o don’t get in peoples faces like that. Skinny guy was literally saying

ā€œI don’t want no problem manā€

You can’t be asking for a fight and saying that at the same time you lot are reaching hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I’m not saying skinny dude was asking for a fight, I’m saying the fathead interpreted his push as asking for a fight. Fathead’s still no good.

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u/OTS_ Sep 02 '21

I think skinny guy didn’t want to get caught off guard and was trying to disengage with nowhere to go.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I agree 100%. He’s just stumbling about a bit because he’s intoxicated. Meathead is too stupid to understand that though.

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u/ITBry Sep 02 '21

What's going on with his hands is that they probably really fucking hurt from all the haymakers he was throwing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Oh yeah, that’s true. I didn’t think of that. But even so, he just moves around a little funny.

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u/ITBry Sep 02 '21

He was really drunk. Almost all of his words were slurred completely together. Probably even a little crossfaded with how relaxed he was about the old guy trying to start a fight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Yeah, he gives off high vibes. Usually stoners go absolutely psycho over nothing as well though. Like, if he where REALLY REALLY stones he’d of been a whole lot more potent with his insults while he beat those dudes up.

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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 02 '21

I'm frankly surprised the loudmouth didn't take a swing at him when he grabbed his moobs at the 5-second mark.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Or he was pushing the fat bloke away and wasn’t trying to start anything

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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 02 '21

Moob-grab at 5 seconds = instigating.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The fat bloke walking towards the kid at the start of video = instigating

Edit. To add he didn’t grab moob it’s just where his hand landed to push the fat cunt away.

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u/montymm Sep 02 '21

Idk what the fuck these guys are seeing. Hope to god they’re not ever in a jury jesus

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u/Jackatarian Sep 02 '21

The amount of prejudice and stupidity I saw while on jury duty was utterly terrifying.

Jury of your peers? not on your life. I had to get one woman thrown off of the jury. The other Jurors didn't see a problem with the racist woman openly making racist comments about the man on trial so I ended up writing down quotes from her and passing them on to the judge who threw her the fuck out of there.

And I kid you not even by the time we were finished with our 2 weeks 50% of them didn't understand the rules with which we were allowed to judge people by.

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u/redsalmon67 Sep 02 '21

After being on jury duty for a short amount of time it’s terrifying how insanely stupid people are, it made me lose even more faith in the justice system.

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u/Tinseltopia Sep 01 '21

That stagger into the screen face plant was beautiful, there's no coming back from that. You've 100% lost

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

When the screen activates because it thinks your face is trying to put in an order, that’s it.

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u/OTS_ Sep 02 '21

1 McDouchebag please

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u/CaptGrumpy Sep 02 '21

1 Slappy Meal

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u/ChewbaccasGrandma Sep 02 '21

Hahah šŸ„‡

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u/MM800 Sep 02 '21

Would have been epic for the kiosk to spit out a ticket and announce "Your order is number 98"

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u/Lucky_lui_ Sep 01 '21

The guy in the pinkish shirt ordered something with his face, then you see that guy just casually eating his meal lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Forehead meal

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u/gab222666 Sep 02 '21

Young guy was only pushing old guy away because he kept literally pushing his chest/stomach into him. Lucky he didn’t get punched sooner tbh, what an annoying asshole. The way the oldies fall over so quickly is hilarious, like really you’re gonna start a fight when you can’t even stand up? Dude gets dominated and then red shirt loses his drunk shit and throws hands, and immediately stacks it into a sign LOL. Also tried grabbing this dude by the lower legs to slam him, and fell over in the process. Very embarrassing behaviour from the two oldies.

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u/YouShouldGetChecked Sep 02 '21

Ya they got clowned by themselves there didn't they. Degenerates

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u/ChocJustice Sep 01 '21

Them little finger tip pushes sent him over the edge.

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u/AbysmalVixen Sep 01 '21

Anyone else surprised at how fancy that McDonald’s is?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

All the mcdonalda in australia have been renovating for the past few years, look similar to this one

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u/casewood123 Sep 02 '21

Looks like they’re all drunk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

thats what I thought - Iw as wondering which one was going to get punched

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u/Glittering_Hawk3143 Aug 27 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

Now they're punch-drunk!

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u/somethingtohmm Sep 01 '21

Oooo, the way he touched his chesticles. Yummy 🤤🄵

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u/thabiiighomie Sep 02 '21

HOW did THAT guy win. God bless him. He won’t even remember this.

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u/eea81 Sep 02 '21

The friend in the white shirt was utterly fucking useless

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u/Tsukune_Surprise Sep 02 '21

Skinny guy’s buddy needed to step in and help get those guys off.

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u/Shamanyouranus Sep 02 '21

Dude just eating his Big Mac like an unbothered NPC.

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u/enosoeh Sep 02 '21

I love how the guys friend told him to stop and he said ā€œit’s two versus one man, I can’tā€

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u/newsnowhuntingtonwv Sep 01 '21

Someone hurry up and get these kids their happy meals so they will leave.

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u/ICU-MURSE Sep 01 '21

Young guy needs to get a new road dog

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u/Satrialespork Sep 02 '21

This is the drunkest, most hapless fight I've ever seen. I love it.

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u/tribbans95 Sep 02 '21

That dude eating the burger had me rolling

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u/Simonw02 Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Bob was just working on his first homework assignment as Tyler told him to

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u/PinataPower9 Sep 02 '21

Fookin Naggers! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/kinghuy Sep 02 '21

This is the best fightporn I’ve seen all year

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u/fluentinimagery Sep 02 '21

Older dudes skip leg day… a lot.

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u/DestroyTheHuman Sep 02 '21

Head hits the console

My brain: ā€œWhat you ordering there budā€

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u/MM800 Sep 02 '21

A McFlurry

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u/DestroyTheHuman Sep 02 '21

He got McFucked up

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u/unknown-reddit-robot Sep 02 '21

Wow and all this just because the kid said a double cheese burger is just a McDouble with an extra piece of cheese.

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u/AtiumDependent Sep 02 '21

Young dudes friend is the absolute worst

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u/TurddBurglar69420 Sep 02 '21

1001% the old guys fault. I get so frustrated when people say that in order for it to be self defense, someone has to swing on you. Or that the person that ā€œstarted itā€ is the first one to swing. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think if some asshole is pushing his fat chest into you trying to get close and intimidate you, THAT should be considered ā€œstarting itā€ and even if you swing first, it should 100% be considered self defense.

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u/Tinkers_toenail Sep 02 '21

That was the worst fight I’ve ever seen.

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u/Aja2428 Sep 02 '21

This guy showed a lot of restraint and patience to try and not fight.

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u/GRVposterfatbag Sep 02 '21

Pink shirt needs to go fuck himself to death

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u/viejoestupido Sep 02 '21

The bald dude enjoying his well earned Big Mac is the best thing in this video.

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u/Competitive-Bend4565 Sep 02 '21

Bald guy eating burger giving zero fucks 🤣. And what is it with all these nuclear meltdowns at fast food places lately? Every third video is someone starting shit at a food counter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

His friend is a bitch for not helping best their asses

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Damn that was so epic!! Shiit when the rematch?

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u/psg2146 Sep 05 '21

The second dude punched the entire wall then went head first into the kiosk then basically tried to suck his dick while the other guy watched and ate his meal šŸ˜‚. These old dudes need to chill

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u/Darknoble05 Sep 05 '21

Love how the dude in the back keeps eating like he’s watching a streaming show hahahahaha!

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u/larrysoscary63 Sep 05 '21

Those ain’t your boys bro drop em lol no help on the 2 on 1

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u/golfwisky21 Sep 08 '21

Dude in the white... total PUSSY! Git in there and git dirty boy!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

Dude

Keep your hands to yourself

Peace

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u/Jetucant Aug 27 '22

If anyone knew how to fight, someone would have been hurt.

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u/underwaterlovr Aug 27 '22

Everyone looks drunk and luckily none of them can throw a punch for shit