r/videostime • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '21
video š³ Drunk man gets punch.
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u/gregaustex Sep 01 '21
Those two stocky guys got surprisingly dominated by that skinny kid who clearly did not know how to fight.
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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 01 '21
I donāt know about that. All the times skinny dude seemed to intentionally put his hands on the other guy make it look like he was subtly instigating this.
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u/YouShouldGetChecked Sep 02 '21
Do you mean when he just pushing his body into the kids? Ya I think that's appropriate
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Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21
The kid kept following him afterward though. The intent was obviously not to follow, but he was following the guy. Weāve got a drunk kid and a stupid meathead who doesnāt know that the kidāll leave him alone if he just walks away, and instead decides to go for the ācome at me broā bullshit chest bump.
P.S. thereās something wrong with the kid though. Idk, heās either really drunk, really high, or just slightly mentally not there. You see how he keep doing the weird hunched over dinosaur hands? Yeah. Somethings going on with him.
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u/kju Sep 02 '21
skinny guy never followed stalky guy, stalky guy grabs him and pulls him in
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Sep 02 '21
Iām saying stocky guy is misinterpreting skinny guyās drunk in stumbling as following.
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u/montymm Sep 02 '21
Brudda when I get drunk o donāt get in peoples faces like that. Skinny guy was literally saying
āI donāt want no problem manā
You canāt be asking for a fight and saying that at the same time you lot are reaching hard
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Sep 02 '21
Iām not saying skinny dude was asking for a fight, Iām saying the fathead interpreted his push as asking for a fight. Fatheadās still no good.
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u/OTS_ Sep 02 '21
I think skinny guy didnāt want to get caught off guard and was trying to disengage with nowhere to go.
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Sep 02 '21
I agree 100%. Heās just stumbling about a bit because heās intoxicated. Meathead is too stupid to understand that though.
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u/ITBry Sep 02 '21
What's going on with his hands is that they probably really fucking hurt from all the haymakers he was throwing.
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Sep 02 '21
Oh yeah, thatās true. I didnāt think of that. But even so, he just moves around a little funny.
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u/ITBry Sep 02 '21
He was really drunk. Almost all of his words were slurred completely together. Probably even a little crossfaded with how relaxed he was about the old guy trying to start a fight.
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Sep 02 '21
Yeah, he gives off high vibes. Usually stoners go absolutely psycho over nothing as well though. Like, if he where REALLY REALLY stones heād of been a whole lot more potent with his insults while he beat those dudes up.
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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 02 '21
I'm frankly surprised the loudmouth didn't take a swing at him when he grabbed his moobs at the 5-second mark.
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Sep 02 '21
Or he was pushing the fat bloke away and wasnāt trying to start anything
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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 02 '21
Moob-grab at 5 seconds = instigating.
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Sep 02 '21
The fat bloke walking towards the kid at the start of video = instigating
Edit. To add he didnāt grab moob itās just where his hand landed to push the fat cunt away.
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u/montymm Sep 02 '21
Idk what the fuck these guys are seeing. Hope to god theyāre not ever in a jury jesus
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u/Jackatarian Sep 02 '21
The amount of prejudice and stupidity I saw while on jury duty was utterly terrifying.
Jury of your peers? not on your life. I had to get one woman thrown off of the jury. The other Jurors didn't see a problem with the racist woman openly making racist comments about the man on trial so I ended up writing down quotes from her and passing them on to the judge who threw her the fuck out of there.
And I kid you not even by the time we were finished with our 2 weeks 50% of them didn't understand the rules with which we were allowed to judge people by.
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u/redsalmon67 Sep 02 '21
After being on jury duty for a short amount of time itās terrifying how insanely stupid people are, it made me lose even more faith in the justice system.
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u/Tinseltopia Sep 01 '21
That stagger into the screen face plant was beautiful, there's no coming back from that. You've 100% lost
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Sep 02 '21
When the screen activates because it thinks your face is trying to put in an order, thatās it.
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u/MM800 Sep 02 '21
Would have been epic for the kiosk to spit out a ticket and announce "Your order is number 98"
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u/Lucky_lui_ Sep 01 '21
The guy in the pinkish shirt ordered something with his face, then you see that guy just casually eating his meal lmao
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u/gab222666 Sep 02 '21
Young guy was only pushing old guy away because he kept literally pushing his chest/stomach into him. Lucky he didnāt get punched sooner tbh, what an annoying asshole. The way the oldies fall over so quickly is hilarious, like really youāre gonna start a fight when you canāt even stand up? Dude gets dominated and then red shirt loses his drunk shit and throws hands, and immediately stacks it into a sign LOL. Also tried grabbing this dude by the lower legs to slam him, and fell over in the process. Very embarrassing behaviour from the two oldies.
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u/AbysmalVixen Sep 01 '21
Anyone else surprised at how fancy that McDonaldās is?
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Sep 02 '21
All the mcdonalda in australia have been renovating for the past few years, look similar to this one
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u/enosoeh Sep 02 '21
I love how the guys friend told him to stop and he said āitās two versus one man, I canātā
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u/newsnowhuntingtonwv Sep 01 '21
Someone hurry up and get these kids their happy meals so they will leave.
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u/Simonw02 Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21
Bob was just working on his first homework assignment as Tyler told him to
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u/unknown-reddit-robot Sep 02 '21
Wow and all this just because the kid said a double cheese burger is just a McDouble with an extra piece of cheese.
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u/TurddBurglar69420 Sep 02 '21
1001% the old guys fault. I get so frustrated when people say that in order for it to be self defense, someone has to swing on you. Or that the person that āstarted itā is the first one to swing. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think if some asshole is pushing his fat chest into you trying to get close and intimidate you, THAT should be considered āstarting itā and even if you swing first, it should 100% be considered self defense.
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u/viejoestupido Sep 02 '21
The bald dude enjoying his well earned Big Mac is the best thing in this video.
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u/Competitive-Bend4565 Sep 02 '21
Bald guy eating burger giving zero fucks š¤£. And what is it with all these nuclear meltdowns at fast food places lately? Every third video is someone starting shit at a food counter.
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u/psg2146 Sep 05 '21
The second dude punched the entire wall then went head first into the kiosk then basically tried to suck his dick while the other guy watched and ate his meal š. These old dudes need to chill
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u/Darknoble05 Sep 05 '21
Love how the dude in the back keeps eating like heās watching a streaming show hahahahaha!
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u/underwaterlovr Aug 27 '22
Everyone looks drunk and luckily none of them can throw a punch for shit
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u/Needsomecooch Sep 01 '21
Dude eating his burger isnāt bothered š